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Del

I can't be responsible, as my cat learned to type

About Me

I own a baseball card shop. It occupies 99% of my waking hours.
I used to be lame, then somehow I graduated to cool, only nobody told me, and by the time I found out, I was halfway back to lame again. WHEN WILL THIS MAD YO-YO STOP?

My Interests

Playing cards, Old Movies, Comics, hip-hop, horror movies, activism, the Florida Marlins

I'd like to meet:

I want a girl with extensions in her hair,
Bamboo earrings-At least two pair.
A Fendi bag and a bad attitude,
that's all I need to get me in a good mood
She can walk with a switch and talk with street slang,
I love it when a woman ain't scared to do her thing.
Standing at the bus stop sucking on a lollipop, Once she gets pumping its hard to make the hottie stop. She likes to dance to the rap jam;
She sweet as brown sugar with the candied yams

Music:

(no order) Sinatra, Esquivel, Elvis, Benny Goodman, The Streets, Squirrel Nut-Zippers, The Eels, Dr. Octagon, Kool Kieth, Ghostface Killah, Redman, Method Man, Biz Markie, LEN, DJ Shadow, R. Fresh, Omar Santana, Afrika Bambaataa, Catch-22, Reel Big Fish (I know, I know)

Movies:

Leprechaun 4, It Happened One Night, Network, Death Trap, Citizen Kane, In the Mouth of Madness.....God I hate people who put "Mallrats, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Goonies" No shit, dumbass. EVERYONE likes those movies. You aren't really giving any sort of real insight. That's like saying "I have ten toes" Of course you do; everyone does. Now if you have NINE toes, well.... therein lies a tale.

Television:

Sifl & Olly, Space Ghost, SportsCenter

Books:

H.P. Lovecraft, Jerome K. Jerome, Harlan Ellison, RA Salvatore, Noam Chomsky, Al Franken, James Carville, Hunter S Thompson, Lao Tzu, Garth Ennis, Neal Stephenson, Scott Adams, Warren Ellis, Brian Michael Bendis, Peter David, Stephen King, Michael Connelly, etc.
I read a lot.

Heroes:

Josh Beckett, Wade Wilson, Spider Jerusalem, John Constantine, Rick Jones, Tony Stark, Richard Garfield

My Blog

Haw-fucking-Thorne Hei-fucking-ights

Kids These Days Just look at these dorks.Identification Jesus Christ, kids these days are such amazingly stupid little pieces of trash. It used to be that dressing up like a weirdo hipster entaile...
Posted by Del on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:01:00 PST

A New Survey

whats your favorite song? "I hate Internet Surveys" by Mr. Stab You in the Face whats your favorite color and why? Gunmetal, because that's the color of the knife I'm stabbing people in the face wi...
Posted by Del on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We Are God's Debris

Just an idea to play around with: Evolution does not exist. Thre is simply so much circumstantial evidence that anyone who suggest otherwise is shouted down. Imagine if a virus from space came and des...
Posted by Del on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The List

Things I hate: Split Shifts Moving Being a renter My neck Bad Spellers Oligarchies Not having Medical/Dental/401(k) Actually wanting any of that stuff My lack of discipline ...
Posted by Del on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

God I hate stupid Surveys

Wheeee!! Now you can learn more trite, useless fucking bullshit about me. 1. Your name spelled backwards. led 2. Where were your parents born? dad - Beaver, PA mom - Little Rock, AR 3. W...
Posted by Del on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST