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AFGHANISTAN BANANA STAND

pullstart

About Me

Um.... Hi....... my name is matt, but everyone just calls me Pullstart or Mr. Start, or Rip. I live in Baghdad. If you're my "friend" on here, then that means I know you already so I cant fool you into believing I am cool so I wont even try. I'm a big fan of the ass. Seriously. I have a general dislike of people. People are always doing something stupid and people are the only reason communism will fail every time. Its the plan for a perfect society, and people have to go on and fuck it up! GO COMMUNISM!!! im really big into racing. mainly nascar.

My Interests

Things.

I'd like to meet:

No one.

Music:

rob zombie, white zombie, whitesnake, great white, zepplin, slayer, pantera, rabbit junk, breaking benjamin, strapping young lad, american head charge, arch enemy, between the buried and me, black label society, type o-negative, KMFDM, manson, sabbeth, ozzie, killswitch engage, Session Six (RIP), MARAZENE (i worked for those fucks), greatful dead, mindless self indulgence, damageplane, black label society, damien rice, megadeth, iron maiden, korn, petty, alice cooper, cradle of filth, tool, slipnot, the toadies, nine inch nails, a perfect circle, david bowie, rolling stones, h.i.m., metallica, the used, johnny cash, blue oyster cult, BiLe, offspring, sublime, fear factory, 311, radiohead, skinny puppy, murderdolls, slipnot, bad religion, crosby stills and nash, dashboard confessional, alice in chains, alice cooper, jefferson airplane, ministry, the ramones, anthrax, the sex pistols, bleeding through, motley crue, doors, floyd, greenday, bob dylan, aerosmith, nirvana and whatever the fuck else that just might cream my twinkie.

Heroes:

I have no hero's. there is no one who has made me what I am, and I am DAMN proud of that!

My Blog

Stupid motherfuckers

This is my "I am becoming disappointed with MySpace" blog.  I have seen so damn many of these lame ass MySpace sucks blogs, and I've always said that if you don't like it, just stop.  But I ...
Posted by AFGHANISTAN BANANA STAND on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:45:00 PST

LITTLE LIFE UPDATE......

I'm in Afghanistan for my second contract.  The good thing is that it pays enough for me to reach my minimum monetary goals much quicker.  The bad thing is that it pays so much that I a...
Posted by AFGHANISTAN BANANA STAND on Thu, 01 May 2008 10:23:00 PST

AFGANISTAN ANYONE???

I think I might have a new job.  It pays better and its with a company that (supposedly) treats it's employees better.  I would be home for a few weeks before I make the switch.  The on...
Posted by AFGHANISTAN BANANA STAND on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:53:00 PST

ANGRY BLOG!!!

So heres the deal:  Within just the last week and a half I have had more people than I care to count tell me how much shit sucks without me there.  I was "the only one who understands" them....
Posted by AFGHANISTAN BANANA STAND on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:00:00 PST

WORST... (AND BEST)... VACATION... EVER

I got back from my R&R about a week ago and I'm still sick.  The whole thing has made me realize one very important thing: You know what I love?  America.  Italy was just weird and ...
Posted by AFGHANISTAN BANANA STAND on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 05:49:00 PST

What I’m thankful for...

I can't remember the last thanksgiving when I actually had anything really to be thankful for.  Last year, I was on the verge of a breakdown and the year before I was literally starving because I...
Posted by AFGHANISTAN BANANA STAND on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:19:00 PST

TAX DOLLARS AT WASTE

TODAY, THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT PAID APPROXIMATELY $420 FOR TWO SUBCONTRACTORS IN IRAQ TO POWER WASH A GARBAGE CAN. THIS SAME GARBAGE CAN CAN BE PURCHASED AT HOME DEPOT FOR LESS THAN $14.00.FOR TH...
Posted by AFGHANISTAN BANANA STAND on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 07:48:00 PST

SO I TOOK A DAY OFF. KINDA...

This is the most rediculous thing I have ever gone through JUST to take a day off.  I have been working 12 hour days for the last two months, and I was just starting to get burnt out.  I had...
Posted by AFGHANISTAN BANANA STAND on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:09:00 PST

SHITSTORMS AND SANDSTORMS

WHAT A FUCKIN WEEK!!!  This has just been so outragous I dont even know where to start! Every other day for about a week now we have had what I thought were sandstorms. Apparently, they're only "...
Posted by AFGHANISTAN BANANA STAND on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:15:00 PST

SO I WENT TO IRAQ....

Ever since I got here I have been asking myself the same exact question at least once a day.  "WHY IN THE FUCK DID I THINK THAT GOING TO IRAQ WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?!?!?!"  It really only happ...
Posted by AFGHANISTAN BANANA STAND on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:40:00 PST