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Colonel Moustachio

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About Me

Dont Yuk! My Yum!

I LIKE TO DANCE MY PANTS OFF!

My Interests

Really Bad Taste. Taxidermy, Old things, New things. Travel... Sacred miniature wax body parts. Gigantes ~y~ lil gigantes...Ed Kienholz

I'd like to meet:

FREAKS & GEEKS

And People who dont puke on themselves

People who can teach me how to cook

...Play it again Sam,


Mexican Red Cross vs The Grim Reaper

Music:

Covers of spanish songs sung by someone of another language in spanish. And music. Harry Taussig

Movies:

Old Mexican movies about Prostitutes, the children that love 'em, adolescent homicide and that even if you live in the gutter everything is better with a hotdog....And anything Pedro Almodovar touches...well almost anything. Ahhh shit how could i forget Fellini and the guy drew funny pictures too.

Television:

Faulty Towers,Freaks and Geeks,Public Access.

Heroes:

Franklin and...

My Blog

I’ve Always wanted to smell like a Crayon

And now i can....and will.http://www.demeterfragrance.com/Product.aspx?ProductID= 1117
Posted by Colonel Moustachio on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:23:00 PST

Lovely Ladies Love...

I never met one who didnt....
Posted by Colonel Moustachio on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:48:00 PST

Little Bear is on an adventure...Part 1

Little Bear, Little Bird and Little Bug have begun their journey but first they must past through the unusual forrest....
Posted by Colonel Moustachio on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:05:00 PST

Eating Pencils makes my dog tired


Posted by Colonel Moustachio on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:59:00 PST

I've disgusted even myself !

It turns out Wolfgang Puck's makes a beef briscut that though you may try, indeed the fat is tooooo yummy to resist. I ate about a 2 1/2 pounds of these delicious beef brownies last night and i dont c...
Posted by Colonel Moustachio on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:41:00 PST

Did i really hear that!

-Double Door Knob Fucker! (Mom yelling at kid on hollywood Blvd.)-Ejection paste? (guy at store asking for product)-Sweety, stop undoing daddy's pants. (dad and lil girl at Ikea)-My cat has herpes (p...
Posted by Colonel Moustachio on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:19:00 PST

I.A.E.B.G.

Christina Aguilera dont know shit about shit.I.A.E.B.G. BY KERMIYAdd to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Colonel Moustachio on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST

You Gotta See This!!!!

Poodle PowerAdd to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Colonel Moustachio on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:38:00 PST

One Laptop per child. Check it Out

http://laptop.org/Nicholas Negroponte, chairman of One Laptop per Child, answers questions on the initiative.What is the $100 Laptop, really?The proposed $100 machine will be a Linux-based, with a d...
Posted by Colonel Moustachio on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 10:41:00 PST