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Life is an asshole

They told me i was a piece of shit!.i told them I'am da shit.can ya smell me you swear you know me c

About Me

And when we were good yu just close your eyes So when we are bad well scar your minds but I'm not a slave to god that doesn't exist and I'm not a slave to world that doesn't give a shit(They call him Ryu, he's sick And he's spitting fire And mike got him out the dryer he's hot Found him in Fort Minor with Tak What a fuckin' nihilist porcupine He's a prick, he's a cock The type woman want to be with, and rappers hope he get shot Eight years in the making, patiently waiting to blow Now the record with Shinoda's takin over the globe He's got a partner in crime, his shit is equally dope You wont believe the kind of shit that comes out of this kid's throatTak! - He's not your everyday on the block He knows how to work with what he's got Making his way to the top He often gets a comment on his name People keep asking him was it given at birth Or does it stand for an acronym? No he's living proof, got him rocking the booth He'll get you buzzing quicker than a shot of vodka with juice Him and his crew are known around as one of the best Dedicated to what they do and give a hundred percent)))"im coo coo like birds with my words i am poo poo meaning im the shit on u turdz" "im steeping over my haters man I luv my nikes"DOPE BOY FRESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYeah, yeah, yeah (Grrrr) Uh, Yeah don't get it twisted This rap shit is mine Mother stats, are, , dead what you heard It's what you hearin It's what you hearin (Listen) It's what you hearin (Listen) It's what you hearin (Listen)X gon give it to ya Fuck wait for you to get it on your own X gon deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it's real Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel Go hard gettin busy wit it But I got such a good heart That I'll make a mother uh! wonder if he did it Damn right and I'll do it again Cuz I am right so I gots to win Break bread wit the enemy But no matter how many cats I break bread wit I'll break who you sendin me You mother what! never wanted nothin But your life saved, cmon, and that's on a light day I'm gettin down, down Make a say freeze But won't be the one endin up on his knees, wooo! please, If the only thing you cats did was came out to play stay out my way motherFirst we gonna ROCK, Then we gonna ROLL Then we let it POP, DONT LET IT GO X gon give it to ya He gon give it to ya X gon give it to ya He gon give it to yaAin't never gave nothin to me But everytime I turn around Cats got they hands out wantin something from me I ain't got it so you can't get it Lets leave it at that cuz I ain't wit it Hit it wit full strength I'm a jail So I face the world like it's Earl in the bullpen You against me, me against you Whatever, whenever What the grrr! you gon do? I'm a wolf in sheeps clothing Only that you know who can chill Come back and get the streets open I've been doing this for nineteen years wanna fight me? Fight these tears I put in work and it's all for the kids But these cats done forgot what work is (UH-HUH!) They don't know who we be Lookin! but they don't know who they see[Verse 3] Aiiyo where my arf! at?! I know I got them down in the game Give em love and they give it back Talk too much for too long(what) Don't give up your to strong (What?!) A dog to bow bow honey's Shoutout to grrrrr that done it And it ain't even about the dough It's about gettin down for what you stand for yo fo realok, about me, i donna, i prank call strangers, and make belivee ima a mexican and that i crossed the border, n sometimes i make believe i'm from nigeria, and a hindu from egypt, n that i ride camels everyday, but not that way u pervssss!!!!!n ima jum lik a spider monkey yeh n pretty much i do a lot of shit My vision was blurredI didn't know wether to keep going or stopTo many people was doing the same thingThey claimed they had the same dreamBut i knew it was different from meThey wrote songs about hustling on the streetsWho knew that bad lyrics could go on good beatsCongratulations you guys making history Sarcasm is my specialtyYou shouldn't have to think twice about what motivated meOnly fear that i have is people wont understand me they'd ratherPut me on Tv slap some j's on my feet and say i rap for the bulletsBut unfortunately that doesn't describe me I'd rather go broke before igive up my beliefs[Marital Status] taken [Shoe size] 5 1/2 to 6 [Parents still together] nope [Siblings] manyyyyy [Pets] 6 dogs , 3 cats, and a turtle [Color] blue, orange, red [Number] 19 [Animal] Tiger [Drinks]Soda [Soda] Pepsi [Book] Idk [Flower] I'm not a faggotDO YOU [Color your hair?] nope [Twirl your hair?] nope [Have tattoos?] nope [Have Piercings?] nope [Cheat on tests/homework?] fuk ya sumtimes barely [Drink/Smoke?] nope [Like roller coasters?] fuk ya [Wish you could live somewhere else?] nopez I lik Union City, iz my hometwon soo ganster [Want more piercings?] nope [Like cleaning?] Who does???? [Write in cursive or print?] Print [Own a web cam?] Yes [Know how to drive?] Yeah my brothers taught me, a lil [Own a cell phone?] Of courze [Ever get off the damn computer?] Ya to go get sometin to eat, lolHAVE U EVER [Been in a fist fight?] hell ya [Considered a life of crime?] Yeah kinda [Considered being a hooker?] Hell no but other people do, lol [Lied to someone?] yep [Been in love?] yeah rait now, got sum 1, ummmm yeah [Made out with JUST a friend?]Nooo, I dont go that far [Been in lust?] WTF is that [Used someone] Not really [Been used?] Yes many times [Been cheated on?] Nopezzz [Kicked someone in the nuts?] heell yesss [Stolen anything?] yep [Held a gun] Yeah my brothers have guns wit them all the time cuz theyre in the army , I held them onceCURRENTS[Current clothing] Short shorts, tanktop, n sweat shirt, n sneekersss [Current mood] I'm kooll [Current taste] idk [What you currently smell like] lik pizzaa, lol j.k [Current hair] Poofy and curly [Current thing I ought to be doing] finishin hw [Current cd in stereo] Fittyyy Cent wit Floyd Mayweather [Last book you read] Ummmm something Starwrs Trilogy shitt, I was board [Last movie you saw] Haha, Spiderman 3, that was the funniest movie ever [Last thing you ate] DePalmas [Last person you talked to on the phone] Krittinniii [Do drugs?] nope [Believe there is life on other planets?] idk maybe there is Remember your first love?]Hav it right now, only one [Still love him/her?] Yes a lot [Read the newspaper?] wheenever I feel lik it [Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes wilbet n raicrado, j.k wilbert is my plantation nigga, lol, j.k [Believe in miracles?] yeah they're ok [Do well in school?] I do okay [Wear hats] Wen I feel gansgter [Hate yourself?] Sometimes [Have an obsession?] Yes [Close friends?] ya mad ppl [Like your handwriting?] Yes, its gansgter [Care about looks] Yeah I care about how I look, but i dont judge other people bout how they look, cuz peplllls r perty!!!!!!!!LOVE LIFE [First crush] I dont remberrr his name, it was in frinkin Pre-K wat the hellfound this tennaya layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ashley
Birthday: December 6th 1994
Birthplace: Palisades Hospital in North Bergen
Current Location: Union City soooo gangster
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5'0 , damn I dont even look this tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: I'm from many places, but both my parents were born in Colombia, so yeah
Your Weakness: getting hurt, or made fun of wen it cums to the point, wer I hav to break sumting
Your Fears: Losing ppll, someone I really love and care about
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken, and chesse pizzza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Everything that I can
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Waz Gud nigga, wazzaaa, how r u, lmfao
Thoughts First Waking Up: 10 more minutes, and oh shitt, I gotta charge my lazzerr
Your Best Physical Feature: I'am not answering that question
Your Bedtime: 12 o clock or 11 o clock
Your Most Missed Memory: there r many memories
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, heellllz yeahh
MacDonalds or Burger King: I like Burger King betta
Single or Group Dates: Group, I guess
&..39;Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:' Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate taste good, but I'm allergic, Vanilla is ok
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, Colombian coffee taste the best
Do you Swear: who doesnt swear????
Do you Sing: in the showerr, lol, or wen I'm high on soda
Do you Shower Daily: yes I do
Have you Been in Love: I'am rite now..... I got sum1....
Do you want to go to College: yesss, I do

Do you want to get Married: Yeah Sumday
Do you belive in yourself: Not really barely
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope, not at all
Do you think you are Attractive: No, I hav sum low self esteem rite there, but I son't think I'm that hidous
Are you a Health Freak: no, but I don't like to get sick either
Do you get along with your Parents: were ok
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah theyre' gansgter
Do you play an Instrument: I play the piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I drank sum wine, but I didnt get drunk
In the past month have you Smoked: nope, neverrrrr
In the past month have you been on Drugs: helll no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'm going out wit someone
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeppp of courze
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes, wit peanut butter, I dont know wat I was thinkin
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nopezz
In the past month have you been on Stage: yepppsss
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, I think I already mentioned I'm wit sum 1, wow
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: wat the heell is skinny dippin, well watver it is, noopeezz
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nooope, weel I climb this big fence into my neigbors bakcyard, and I steal lemons from his tree, does that count????
Ever been Drunk: well, kinda, yehhh
Ever been called a Tease: no not really
Ever been Beaten up: hell no, and hopefully I never will
Ever Shoplifted: nopeezzz, I'm not that bad
How do you want to Die: happily in my sleep, but I wanna die twice
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wanna a degree in egineering, and then train to be a Bozer, I always wanted to be a boxer since I was lil
What country would you most like to Visit: Any country
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any colorrr, brown or blue is niccee
Favourite Hair Color: any color, except for purple, orange, pink, blue, or green
Height: a lil taller then me
Weight: average, or skinny, but not anerixic skinny
Best Clothing Style: any style, but not rockishh, or dorky
Number of Drugs I have taken: none, wat the hell is wrong wit u peoplezz
Number of CDs I own: manyyyyy
Number of Piercings: one on both my ears
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not that many thingss, but summ
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My Interests

i do kung fu n tae kwon do, n ima get inttoooo jit su, so i can learn how to break ure bonesss, lik a spiderr monkay wowoww

I'd like to meet:

i donna i want to meet STEVE-O, n Eminem n MIKE JONEZZZZZZZZZZZ, and and and andd, ummmmmm, snooooppppyy dogggyyyy nd nd nd nd, hmmmm, chris angel,andd anndddd sylvester stallone cuz hes so damn hottt, and um yeahhhh nd i would lik to go up to britney spars, nd shave her head even mur, n tell her how much she suks, shes such a bitch, and then i'll make marylin mansso go jusmp on her, n shit, n get her pregant, yeah i donnahaaa llammmasss

Music:

ummm yeh i lik rap n shittt n stupid music that doesnt mak anyscencee n sound lik shitt tooo My vision was blurred I didn't know wether to keep going or stopTo many people was doing the same thingThey claimed they had the same dreamBut i knew it was different from meThey wrote songs about hustling on the streetsWho knew that bad lyrics could go on good beatsCongratulations you guys making history Sarcasm is my specialtyYou shouldn't have to think twice about what motivated meOnly fear that i have is people wont understand me they'd ratherPut me on Tv slap some j's on my feet and say i rap for the dopeBut unfortunately that doesn't describe me I'd rather go broke before i give up my beliefs.

Movies:

yeh i dont think u want to know bout that yet

My Blog

ha wtf

ima shhot u wit my triple x gun,
Posted by Life is an asshole on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:40:00 PST