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Lia

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About Me

First of all..please READ MY BLOG...coz nothing i like more than make people LAUGH :).. just wanna passing SMILES :)i'm flexible person.. all depends on situations and the person... so maybe u will get my good side or my bad side :) so u must know me first to find out ;) one of my fav poemMEbySpike Milligan/Born screaming small into this world / /Living I am / /Occupational therapy…twixt birth and death / /What was I before? / /What will I be next? / /What am I now? / /Cruel answer carried in the jesting mind / .................................of a careless God / /I will not bend and grovel / /When I die…If He says my sins are myriad / /I will ask why He made me so imperfect / /And he will say…'My chisels were blunt' / /I will say / / Then why did you...make so many / /........................................................... .............................of ME

My Interests

Poems, Designs, Arts, Music, Photography, Biography, Weird Stuff, Wise Quotes, Funny Quotes, Stupid Quotes, Jokes, Human Right, Animal Right...I Hate War, Violence, Abuse, Terrorits, Politic are Poison - Art are Love...B-)

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I need music, cos i hate silent, all depends on mood...just about anything...my fav band now MCR,MUSE, i love house music also but the ones who have words in it so i can lip sync while dancing lol... hmmm few sample of my fav song is Iris - Go Go Dools (for 'i love u unconditionally' mood), Famous Last Word - MCR (for 'fuck u not receive my unconditionally love' mood) n My Way - Frank Sinatra (for 'fuck the past !' mood) lol ;-)

Movies:

SO manny...!!!...i'm not a picky person lol, Pursuit of Happiness, Happy Feet (any animations but that one is my fav)I am Legend, Beowolf, The Great Debaters, The Pianist, The Gods Must be Crazy, Farce of the Penguins(My fav), ET, IT, Boys Dont Cry, Transpotting, Kingkong, Saw 1-4, 300, Monster, any Robin Williams Johnny Depp movies, Biographic, Thriller, Comedy movies, Cast away, Forest Gump, The Terminal (any Tom Hank's movies) YES,Shawshank Redemption, Serendipity,The Simpsons, Bram Stoker's Dracula (for me it's the most romantic movie, but the dracula not keanu that i think romantic hehe) n of course movie bout Dracula(i wish they really exist..i like to be bitten by them hehehe) ...etc...etc...etc

Television:

Mr.Bean, Friend, Martin Show, X-file, The Simpsons, Naked Sience, any animal documentary especially about insect, Animal Planet, Oprah, The 3rd Rock from The Sun, Sex n the City, Desperate House Wife, Twilight Zone, 21 jump street (the one that makes me fall for jhonny deep...lol), Saint Seiya, Sincan,Doraemon, Sponge Bob (my fav now no joking) etc etc

Books:

kahlil gibran, sidney sheldon, agatha chritie, sincan, conan, jokes, quotes, the secret, poem, etc

Heroes:

my own inner voice (the good one of coz).... cos only i who can help my self... others will be by my side which are such a great great blessing n i cant do without them, but at the end........ i'm the one who must take the action n choices! n beside i'm a stubborn person too lol

My Blog

JUST JOKES VIII

So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety. The doctor asks why he needs so much. The guy says that two young...
Posted by Lia on Sun, 18 May 2008 01:11:00 PST

JUST JOKES VII

A couple decided to Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place. He came in after 5 minutes and told hi...
Posted by Lia on Sun, 18 May 2008 12:43:00 PST

JUST JOKES (bonus)

A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. H...
Posted by Lia on Tue, 13 May 2008 07:35:00 PST

JUST JOKES VI

Wife     : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones     went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."Husband : "How about the ones...
Posted by Lia on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:53:00 PST

Your girlfriend is UGLY when...

- She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.- As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.- Even mosquitoes stay away from her.- She startles the animals at the zoo.- ...
Posted by Lia on Thu, 08 May 2008 01:38:00 PST

The Seven Most Important Men in a Womans Life

1. The Doctor -  who tells her to "take off all her clothes."2. The Dentist -  who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman -  who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4....
Posted by Lia on Thu, 08 May 2008 01:30:00 PST

JUST JOKES II

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you d...
Posted by Lia on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 12:45:00 PST

JUST JOKES I

A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, tie...
Posted by Lia on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:14:00 PST

JUST JOKES V

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it ba...
Posted by Lia on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:56:00 PST

Why Women Date Jerks???

1) More fun to complain about them to your friends. 2) Guys who actually like you just aren't challenging or exciting. 3) When you do date nice guys, they turn into jerks anyway, so why not save ti...
Posted by Lia on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:01:00 PST