Electronics, Computer Science, Neurological Science, Pharmacodynamics of drugs. Anything thats at all interesting. My background and lifestyle has been broken down and explained by a dozen question multiple-choice form. I like that. I'm so hip in the way I make fun of myself for disliking myspace, as some sort of justification for caving in and starting to like it, after attemping to broden my horizons by participating in something I hate. I wish I was a cat, a nice fluffy cat, with a stomach full of tuna. I had a cat once that loved water melons. Maybe I could sit around all day and eat tuna and water melon.
The Dalai Lama and Mike Tyson and Ghandi (but he's dead) and Johnny Vasquez and Frank Miller and Willim Gibson and Neil Stephenson and 50 cent and Les Claypool and I'm sure if I wasn't so fat and lazy I could come up with more. I want to meet all the people who are interesting and exciting, regardless of their moral judgement or effect on this world.
I'm in the process of updatting all of these profile things...I guess this one is allright, not quite as good as I'd like it. Just pretend I did a better job of phrasing that, pretend I can spell too. I ain't no poet, thats for sure, I'll beat up your dad though....no thats to trite...pretend I didn't say that. I'm trying so hard here...and a large part of me is trying hard to care...and its now 7:30 in the morning....hmmm....I think I'm gonna move to the mountains and not talk to anyone ever again....but that seems like such a waste. That might be my ego talking (it often has a hard time getting through door ways.) I hate Frued. That guy was an asshole.
hmmm lots of stuff like Tool and A Perfect Circle, Trance Control, S.U.N. Project, 1200 Micrograms, any gangster rap (that shit is hilarious), Immortal Technique, Blackalicious, Clutch, Helmet, Soil (any shitty metal is fine.) Alot of hip hop. Beastie Boys, Rage Against The Machine. Alot of jazz. Anything that isn't completely lame. I don't like listening to emo kids complain. Ramones, GG Allin, some of Billy Talent's stuff, alot of older fast punk. And new-age punk crap can go to hell. (shutup, I was totally alive for like 4 years of the 80's) Fuck Blink 182.
Road Warroir, Snatch, Hackers, Fight Club, 5th Elemet, American History X, SLC Punks, Clockwork Orange, Vanilla Sky, Natural Born Killers, any movie with gangster's and hussies and explosions, I fucking love explosions. Super troopers....Vampire Call Girls...duh.....I fucking hate myspace...I'm so stupid. Fear and Loaving in Las Vegas, a whole bunch of shit, just come up with a good movie and pretend I watched it. Come up with some sexual innuendos about your mother while your at it.
Fuck that shit. Turn off the fucking news and read a god damn history book, you bunch of misinformed and uneducated bafoons! I suggest Howard Zinn? Again, I am stupid. Really I just pretend to be well informed about current issues. Would you like to know about caffiene's effect on cyclic nucleotide phosphodiesterases and cyclic amino mono phosphate (CAMP)? Cause I could talk about that! Maybe how to build little blinking LED circuits. I could buy you flowers.
Snow Crash (Stephenson), Neuromancer (Gibson), Tortilla Flats (Steinbeck). Anything by any of those three cats. Anything by Clive Cussler. Anything by Luis Lamour. The book Vurt (Jeff Noon). Any cyber-punk, anything that makes me think about something in a way I havn't before. Hunter S. Thomson, uhhhh......I own alot of books....maybe my few hundred will impress you enough to sleep with me? Its 7:15 in the morning and I'm still up...shitty. I found out I actually can't spell anything, and I limit my writting so much by just not using words I can't spell. Don't send your kids to the mendocino school district, they'll just get 4.0's while hanging out in some bushes, wait a second, don't send your kids to school at all. Better yet, don't have kids. God damn. I think some loose plasmids are turning my stomach into an anti-freeze factory powered by herring (that stupid ass fish) genes. Fuck me running. My cock is too big.