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Miker.

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About Me

I kick it. You know. I like panda's, burgers, mountain bikes, skateboards, computers. I like all kinds of shit. I like throwing everything I own in my neighbor's dumpster. I like smoking thirty dollars-a-pack ciggerates while drinking a well made and expensive double shot mocha. I like drinking, fighting and fucking. I like meditating on roof tops. I like owning alot of useless shit. I'm so king hell cool. Judge me on what I have and have not read, and my choice of a few hundred words. Please keep in mind I have a nipple piercing, a six pack, tattoos, mohawk, lots of scars, and I'm really cute; If you didn't know all of these things, you might judge me on things that have no verisimilitude. Perhaps you will call me a hypocritical and conflicted rogue. Well, ya know what, Fuck You. What the fuck am I talking about here? Who that fuck do I think I am?
"My vagina is immaculate" - Josh Minkus
I thought this was a an overly honest list of adjectives. Accurate I supose. Given to me by a personality test.
trait snapshot: messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture
This this is a waste of my time, [email protected], 510-372-6558 I'm out. I'm going to go do something.9/25/05 - Ok so I lied, I still check this, dammit.
"I don't want to escape the plantation I want to come back, free all my people, hang the Mother-Fucker that kept me there and burn the house to the god damn ground. I want to take over the encomienda and give it back to the people who work the land. You cannot change the past but you can make the future, and anyone who tells you different is a fucking lethargic devil." - Immortal Technique
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"A certain dose of tenderness is necessary in order to walk when there is so much against you in order to awaken when you're so exhausted. A certain dose of tenderness is necessary in order to see, in this darkness, a small ray of light in order to make order from shame and obligations. A certain dose of tenderness is necessary in order to get rid of all of the sons of bitches that exist. But sometimes a certain dose of tenderness is not enough and it's necessary to add...a certain dose of bullets." -EZLN
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"The right of a nation to kill a tyrant in case of necessity can no more be doubted than to hang a robber, or kill a flea." - John Adams
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"Thats like saying if you knew there was going to be a 'surpise hooker and coke party with free scotch' and you decided to read up on what scotch goes best with hookers and coke .... wait, what the fuck was the question?" - Unkown

My Interests

Electronics, Computer Science, Neurological Science, Pharmacodynamics of drugs. Anything thats at all interesting. My background and lifestyle has been broken down and explained by a dozen question multiple-choice form. I like that. I'm so hip in the way I make fun of myself for disliking myspace, as some sort of justification for caving in and starting to like it, after attemping to broden my horizons by participating in something I hate. I wish I was a cat, a nice fluffy cat, with a stomach full of tuna. I had a cat once that loved water melons. Maybe I could sit around all day and eat tuna and water melon.

I'd like to meet:

The Dalai Lama and Mike Tyson and Ghandi (but he's dead) and Johnny Vasquez and Frank Miller and Willim Gibson and Neil Stephenson and 50 cent and Les Claypool and I'm sure if I wasn't so fat and lazy I could come up with more. I want to meet all the people who are interesting and exciting, regardless of their moral judgement or effect on this world.
I'm in the process of updatting all of these profile things...I guess this one is allright, not quite as good as I'd like it. Just pretend I did a better job of phrasing that, pretend I can spell too. I ain't no poet, thats for sure, I'll beat up your dad though....no thats to trite...pretend I didn't say that. I'm trying so hard here...and a large part of me is trying hard to care...and its now 7:30 in the morning....hmmm....I think I'm gonna move to the mountains and not talk to anyone ever again....but that seems like such a waste. That might be my ego talking (it often has a hard time getting through door ways.) I hate Frued. That guy was an asshole.

Music:


hmmm lots of stuff like Tool and A Perfect Circle, Trance Control, S.U.N. Project, 1200 Micrograms, any gangster rap (that shit is hilarious), Immortal Technique, Blackalicious, Clutch, Helmet, Soil (any shitty metal is fine.) Alot of hip hop. Beastie Boys, Rage Against The Machine. Alot of jazz. Anything that isn't completely lame. I don't like listening to emo kids complain. Ramones, GG Allin, some of Billy Talent's stuff, alot of older fast punk. And new-age punk crap can go to hell. (shutup, I was totally alive for like 4 years of the 80's) Fuck Blink 182.

Movies:

Road Warroir, Snatch, Hackers, Fight Club, 5th Elemet, American History X, SLC Punks, Clockwork Orange, Vanilla Sky, Natural Born Killers, any movie with gangster's and hussies and explosions, I fucking love explosions. Super troopers....Vampire Call Girls...duh.....I fucking hate myspace...I'm so stupid. Fear and Loaving in Las Vegas, a whole bunch of shit, just come up with a good movie and pretend I watched it. Come up with some sexual innuendos about your mother while your at it.

Television:

Fuck that shit. Turn off the fucking news and read a god damn history book, you bunch of misinformed and uneducated bafoons! I suggest Howard Zinn? Again, I am stupid. Really I just pretend to be well informed about current issues. Would you like to know about caffiene's effect on cyclic nucleotide phosphodiesterases and cyclic amino mono phosphate (CAMP)? Cause I could talk about that! Maybe how to build little blinking LED circuits. I could buy you flowers.

Books:

Snow Crash (Stephenson), Neuromancer (Gibson), Tortilla Flats (Steinbeck). Anything by any of those three cats. Anything by Clive Cussler. Anything by Luis Lamour. The book Vurt (Jeff Noon). Any cyber-punk, anything that makes me think about something in a way I havn't before. Hunter S. Thomson, uhhhh......I own alot of books....maybe my few hundred will impress you enough to sleep with me? Its 7:15 in the morning and I'm still up...shitty. I found out I actually can't spell anything, and I limit my writting so much by just not using words I can't spell. Don't send your kids to the mendocino school district, they'll just get 4.0's while hanging out in some bushes, wait a second, don't send your kids to school at all. Better yet, don't have kids. God damn. I think some loose plasmids are turning my stomach into an anti-freeze factory powered by herring (that stupid ass fish) genes. Fuck me running. My cock is too big.

My Blog

I made a chair!

I made an old chair new! You can't go back in time on it, but it has a pressure gauge securely fastened to the head, just incase shit gets real hectic. I also made a couch  in a similar style, I'...
Posted by Miker. on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:18:00 PST

Fuck!

   21 hours without a ciggerate. Piles and piles of cold pills and sleeping aids to keep me down. a few glasses of wine, a hand full of ginko. Brain meats all fucked up. Want ciggerate. Can'...
Posted by Miker. on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 12:04:00 PST

Fucking murderous sons of two faced lizard bitches that bathe in the blood of new borns.

Israel can die in a fire. That is all.
Posted by Miker. on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 05:36:00 PST

Political Tirade

I wrote this in repsonse to a short article on politics adam wrote that included a statement about me not ever being able to write a thoughtful political article. I got a little heated. You should rea...
Posted by Miker. on Tue, 09 May 2006 02:35:00 PST

Stars

So, this is my right leg, My boss wanted to start learning how to scar people. So I said: "why the fuck not?" The big one was the first one, the top one was the next one we did, the&nb...
Posted by Miker. on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:24:00 PST

*grunnnt*

I'm never  going outside my home after dark again. Fuck my night, honestly. Got fucked over, got fucked over, and then got fucked over some more, got lost, got yelled at. Then got yelled at by a ...
Posted by Miker. on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 04:34:00 PST

Honestly Now

I fucking hate what amphetamine related drugs do to people. Border-line personality disorder. Manipulation. Codependency.....that one hurts. Drug induced schizophrenia. Dopamine neurons gone fucking n...
Posted by Miker. on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 04:42:00 PST

Scars?

I'm thinking that I'm gonna get wings carved into my back, from shoulder to waist, no meaning behind it really, so it would just be for aesthetics (I'm not afraid of the commitment) Professional is th...
Posted by Miker. on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 02:39:00 PST

Fighting and Dancing!

I spent all day yesterday in San Fran, protesting the war etc. Pictures will be uploaded soon After that came the love parade, that was alot of fun, good electronica and beautifull people dancing. I l...
Posted by Miker. on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 02:00:00 PST

Well Alright

Well ok, I didn't quit smoking, but I did cut down. And I never tried, so I didn't fail ;) I only drink a half a cup or so of coffee a day now, but thats not gonna do much good since I can't get my cr...
Posted by Miker. on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 03:06:00 PST