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About Me

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Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)
Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant.
Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving. How Rare Is Your Personality?You are 95% 4chan material.

You are the true face of 4chan. You're the type of person who finds racist jokes and sick humor hilarious, raids CoS, makes personal army requests whenever you see someone you dislike on Youtube, gets off to 5-year-olds, and calls Gamestop at 3 AM to ask for Battletoads. You scare me... and yet, I love you.
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- I Play WoW
- I rock a Shadow Priest :D
- He rapes your Face
-I Raped the Google Test
- I'm a techno Junkie
-Also a caffeine Junkie :D
- I Come from Russian and Irish Decent
- I love the Cold
- I also love is when its Hot
- Im a /b/tard, if you don't know what that is...Lurk Moar.
-I'm a chef...in my own mind :(
- Im going to culinary college in the fall :D
- My role-model would have to be Gorden Ramsey.
- Mostly cause he's just a bad ass and has the skill to back it up. -I don't believe in long relationships, mostly cause i have only had one, and it didn't work well.
- I don't trust many people, about 5.
- Want my trust/love, earn it.
-If im nice to you, there is most likely a reason why...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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What Planet Are You From?
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C Colorful
H Humorous
R Refreshing
I Intense
S Serious
T Twisted
I Inspirational
A Arty
N Natural
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Your Passion is Yellow
You're a total sexual shape shifter.
You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable.
Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual.
While you the most passionate, you are very open minded. What Color Is Your Passion?
Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world.
And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly.

Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life.
You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful.

You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person.
With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! What's Your Element?This is one of my favorite songs ever...

Music:

Techno
Trance
Club
House
Anything Celtic ^_^
Scooter
Aphex Twins
Infected Muschroom
Cascada
Korn
System Of A Down
M. Manson
Dillinger Escape Plan
Killswitch Engage
DRAGONFORCE
Dethklok
Weezer
Linkin Park
(HED) P.E.
Myndflame
Flogging Molly
D-Devils
Benny Bennasi
Good Charolete
Rage Against The Machine
Rob Zombie
Mindless Self Indulgence
The Used
AFI
Avenged Sevenfold
Psychostick
Plain White T's
Ok Go
Weezer
Streetlight Manifesto
Aquabats
Shadowsfall
Blind guardian
Utada Hikaru
Zone
Do As Infinity
Daft Punk
Freemasons
Any Thing off DDR :D :D :D

Movies:

ZOMBIE MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!
Shawn Of The Dead
Pulp Fiction
Fight Club
V For Vendetta
A Beautiful mind.
Sin City
Boondock Saints
Gangs Of NewYork
Transformers
Hanibal Series
The Exorcist series
Constantine
Resident Evil series
28 Days Later
Underworld
The Secret Garden
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie
Inuyasha Movies :D
The Lion King
Spirited Away
ANYTHING BY Hayao Miyazaki!!!
Princess Mononoke

Television:

Anime
Gravitation
Elfen Lied
FLCL
Neon Genises Evangelion
Hellsing
Fate:Stay Night
FMA
Bleach(sub)
Naruto Shippuden (sub)
And too many others to name x.XAttack Of The Show
Kitchen Nightmares
Hells Kitchen
Cooking shows o.o
Fuck Emeril is his big loose ass.
Bobby Flay too...fuck him...bastard

Books:

Anything by Scott Cunnigham

Heroes:

Eric "Daddy" Bilas

My Blog

Macro for Lady Vagina Face

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Posted by Blackguard Chris d[-_-]b on Mon, 12 May 2008 05:13:00 PST

My crazy ass exstep mom and her shenanigns

So, i went to bed around 6am last night. A long night of walking about and reflecting upon the day. I lay my head upon my pillow at 6:30-7:00- ish and fall right to sleep. A few short hours later, a l...
Posted by Blackguard Chris d[-_-]b on Sun, 11 May 2008 07:38:00 PST

This means a lot to me.

How akward I feel, standing in the doorway,arms stiff at my side,hands pushed roughly into pockets of jeansbecause i've forgotten my place here.And the smile i give, is hidden by my cloudy eyes.The ba...
Posted by Blackguard Chris d[-_-]b on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:14:00 PST

I refuse....

I don't want to be spoken of as having lead a boring life. I REFUSE to fade in with everyone else.Im not going to fade away. I can't do it.I want to run, and never stop. I want to get away and see som...
Posted by Blackguard Chris d[-_-]b on Sat, 03 May 2008 10:43:00 PST

I’m Me, not you, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

I'm me.I'm I.I'm myself.I'm not youI'm not what you are.I'm not what you want me to be.And I Never Will be.I love me.I love my flaws.I love my Quirks and weird-ness.I Love my dark sideI Love my Light ...
Posted by Blackguard Chris d[-_-]b on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:12:00 PST

I decided to compile a list.

Since a lot of people have been asking "Chris, whats wrong" And i have not been wanting to hold every person that asks me for 45 minutes, explaining how life sucks, I just shrug and say "Nothing, don'...
Posted by Blackguard Chris d[-_-]b on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:05:00 PST

Why does life suck?

I don’t understand why I’ve been getting so much bad karma. I do my best to make everyone happy. I follow the credo "An it harm none, do what tou wilst" as much as i can. I exercise. I try...
Posted by Blackguard Chris d[-_-]b on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:03:00 PST

One of the hardest things in the world...

I can not even begin to explain myself.I am a jumbled mess of emotions and desires.Sometimes i dont even know what i want from myself, or others.I do know one thing.Telling a person you care about the...
Posted by Blackguard Chris d[-_-]b on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:26:00 PST

Recent Visions.

I am going to begin by saying. If you love Jesus and are offended by any pagan/wicca related material. GTFO now, kthx.Now, brass tax.I am in now way claiming i am a prophet or some sort of special bei...
Posted by Blackguard Chris d[-_-]b on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:17:00 PST

Little facts about me...

People dont seem to understand who i am.I'd say only about 5 people really do.Adam, Zach, Travis, Aaron and myself.Im not a nice guy. At all. Im a total asshole. Dont get me wrong, im nice to the peop...
Posted by Blackguard Chris d[-_-]b on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:50:00 PST