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Rizzle

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About Me

Since this section is always changing, like a person always changes, I'm just going to list a few things that I know won't change.
My Name: Ryland "The Rizzle" Mathews
DOB: 5/25/86, you do the math on the age
Occupation: Farmer, Writer, Comedian, in that order.
Status: Happily taken. Notice that this is in the list of things I know won't change. :D

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My Interests


Paintball
Women
World of Warcraft
Books
Partying

I'd like to meet:

The Truth about John McCain and Sarah Palin:I am really tire of people badmouthing Barack Obama, so I am gonna bad mouth John McCain and Sarah Palin.If you only watch one, watch this one. It is about John McCain's fidelity issues.

Music:


James Otto
Billy Currington
Demon Hunter
Brad Paisley
MC Chris
The Rolling Stones
Trace Adkins
Keith Urban
Rodney Atkins
Barenaked Ladies
Killswitch Engage
Slayer
Rob Zombie
Barry Louis Polisar
Breaking Benjamin
Chris Cagle
Foo Fighters
Powerman 5000
Saliva
Slipknot
Static X
Toby Keith
Tool
Craig Morgan
The Devil Wears Prada
Five Finger Death Punch
In Flames
Kid Rock
Korn
Rammstein
Rascal Flatts
Rise Against
Suicide Silence
System of a Down
Tim McGraw
A.F.I.
Alison Krauss
Arch Enemy
At the Drive-In
The Beatles
Element Eighty
Kenny Chesney
Mates of State
Metallica
Montgomery Gentry
Mushroomhead
Norma Jean
Pantera
Sugarland
Phil Vassar

Movies:

I recently saw Iron Man, it was pretty much the bomb diggity.

Television:

I'm really hooked on the USA show "Burn Notice," which comes back in July. I'm also a big fan of Deadliest Catch, Ax Men, and Man vs. Wild, because you just never know when Bear Grylls is gonna pee on himself.

My Blog

If you’re planning on voting in November...

Check out these two videos about Barack Obama and John McCain. ...
Posted by Rizzle on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:44:00 PST

Am I the only person who thought that "The Dark Knight" was just OK?

Yes I saw the new batman movie.  I went at midnight, not because I'm a die hard fan of the comic book or the actors or the idea itself; I went because I didn't have anything to do the next mornin...
Posted by Rizzle on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:12:00 PST

It’s funny the things you find when you’re not looking for them

Ok, so...I was doing some research on the most commonly abused drugs in the United States for the first chapter of a book that I'm working, a book that has nothing to do with drugs, mind you.  I ...
Posted by Rizzle on Wed, 28 May 2008 09:44:00 PST

This isnt the first time Garrett had a gun in his mouth

This isn't the first time Garrett had a gun in his mouth. Long ago, back when he was just a teenager, only seventeen, Garrett had taken his father's gun out from under the old man's pillow, turned of...
Posted by Rizzle on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:59:00 PST

You open your eyes, not knowing where you are

You open your eyes, not knowing where you are.  You are sitting in a chair, surrounded by fourteen other people, all sitting in the same chairs.  The hard plastic pushes against your butt an...
Posted by Rizzle on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:09:00 PST

At this juncture a sinister undertaker arrives and asks for the time

At this juncture a sinister undertaker arrives and asks for the time.  He isn't sinister in the sense that he is large or menacing.  If you saw him during the day, you wouldn't look at him t...
Posted by Rizzle on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:53:00 PST

Only an anmesia attack can save this story (READ THIS FIRST)

Only an amnesia attack can save this story.  Only by truly forgetting everything you have read up to this point in your life can you truly begin to enjoy this story.  Your brain is too full ...
Posted by Rizzle on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:10:00 PST