Keyla - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Do I really have to? I'm much better at conversation than endless self-promotion. ;) Which is why I did these surveys:
I Am 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?
Baby lemme show how to do this, you gotta groove it...
I Am 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
I Am an Irish Coffee!
At your best, you are: wild, spontaneous, and outgoing
At your worst, you are: too extreme and reckless
You drink coffee when: you need a kick in the ass and/or you want to keep drinking booze
Your caffeine addiction level: extremely high What Kind of Coffee Are You?
My Porn Star Name Is...
Rhonda Rimmer What's Your Porn Star Name?

My Interests

Lots o' stuff! Too many to list frivolously.
You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra
You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry. And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road! What 2007 Car Should You Drive? Too good!!! Like I needed to take a quiz to know this!

Did I mention I love car shows???

I'd like to meet:

YOU!

Music:

Oh man! How about I just tell you what I DON'T like instead, hm? Among the "make me wanna hurl" bunch: Classic Country, ANY boy band, ANY sappy teeny-bopper pop (except for Debbie & Tiffany LoL I love the 80's!), and anything having to do with glorifying hoochies & pimps -- not that there's anything wrong with that -- oh yeah, did I mention sappy-pointless-teeny-bop-pop-masquerading-as-music?

Movies:

Here we go again... I'll tell you what I hate: obviously predictable movies with no plot. Unless it's an "indie" lol Napoleon Dynamite rocks my world! I seriously dislike war flicks (save for a select few), and the equivalent to cheesy-teeny-bop-pop: so-called "romantic comedies" that are neither remotely romantic nor slightly comedic. DISCUSS!
The Movie Of My Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski, Monty Python's Holy Grail If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

DEXTER, House, nip/tuck, L word, weeds, sleeper cell, Daily Show, Real Time with Bill Maher, CSI/SVU/CI.

Books:

I love reading just about anything, as long as it can hold my attention and interest... Uncle John has a great collection of random stuff -- that's some great bathroom reading!

Heroes:

Kick ass!