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About Me

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum
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I remember a day when everyone use to say that I would never settle down... well kids... that day has come. I'm head over heals in love with Miss Meredith. She is the most beautiful, intelligent, talented woman I've ever known and she has me wrapped around her little finger.

My Interests

Charlie Brown: It's stupid to just sit here and admire that little red haired girl from a distance. It's stupid not to get up and go over and talk to her. [stands up] Charlie Brown: It's really stupid! It's just plain stupid; so why I don't I go over and talk to her?! [sits down] Charlie Brown: Because I'm stupid.

I'd like to meet:

Boobs

Music:

Lets just say I have a wide variety of likes

Movies:

Well that a pretty hectic subject with me... Most of my friends have no faith in my choice in movies.... but they can go to hell.Gladiator, free enterprise, 100 girls, fifth element, tank girl, better off dead, Die hard(all), this could take all day... lets just say in my opinion I have great, no, fabulous taste in movies!!!!!

Television:

Scrubs/Nip-tuck/Lost/smallville/Adult swim/Invader Zim/Johnny Bravo/ and a bunch of other shows that require an I.Q. of 40 and under.

Books:

Books we don't nee no stinkin BOO.... couldn't even finish it... I love 2 read, I'm a reading fanatic and i'm not afraid to say it! Of course.... with five levels of dork and a stripper prestige class who has time for shame?

Heroes:

Charles M. Schulz for bringing the world Charlie Brown and Snoopy, Miyamoto Neale for bringing us Mario and Zelda, And my Mom for bringing me up in this crazy f*cking universe.

My Blog

The Intro

Due to popular demand I decided to add something I forgot about. Meeting the girls in the first place. Makes no sence to tell you about your date if you can't get one. Ok ... first lesson.... Stand...
Posted by The James on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:59:00 PST

first date part duex: dating 4 idiot's

OK first off, take all those pre-concieved thoughts out of your head and forget em!!! You cannot PLAN a date ahead of time, nor can you know what will happen!!! The biggest thing to remember on a f...
Posted by The James on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 08:44:00 PST

The First Date: the place

Ok boys, this ones the clincher. If you fail this one, consider yourself not getting fucked. This one isn't as hard as it's made out to be. It's the pressure that usualy does in the unwitting first...
Posted by The James on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 05:26:00 PST

V-Day Special

Ok boys... V-day is nearly upon us. If you haven't gotten digits by now you may never. The easiest time of year to pick up girls is passing you by. So here is some advice... Holiday's fools.. wome...
Posted by The James on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 09:58:00 PST

Dating 101 - intro

I have alot of friends and acquaintances ask me for advice on dating... So rather than tell it, I've decided to blog it. You may not like it, may not agree with it, but frankly nobody's forcing it do...
Posted by The James on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:10:00 PST