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About Me

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How I made my profile:
I used Dave & Jay's amazing myspace editor . So, here is my weak attempt at the "About Me" section, which is always a breeding ground for egotistical ramblings. I will try and not do that. Ramble probably, egotistical, maybe. I am Italian and Irish. I am from Los Angeles (don't hold that against me) and I never say "Like totally!" I love sushi. I drink Vodka and SODA, not tonic. I am full of useless information. I used to think that my stuffed animals talked, I secretly still do. I laugh like a toddler when tickled. I am super tall and I lie about it. I talk a lot. I swear even more. I am a terrible speller. I pronounce almost every foreign word incorrectly. I am ashamed of that. I am secretly ashamed of being a white, middle-class American. It feels so middle-road. I wish I had a great accent, like French or Russian. I wish I had glasses. I think glasses are so incredibly sexy on chicks. I am a recovering Catholic, and yet I have always wanted to be Jewish, but I love the Virgin Mary too much, so that's out. She's a cool lady. And I think she's pretty. (that's sick I know.) I am always searching for God but I lost his phone number a few years ago, I never should have written it on that napkin. I cry in Chevron "People Do" commercials and Extreme Makeover Home Edition every time...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet people who are not afraid of life. People willing to take chances, even "dumb" ones. People who like rain-puddles so much that they have to jump into rain-puddles. I love the Shameless. People that will eat pizza with me at 5am and then buy a piece for the homeless man that just sang to us. I want to meet people with passion, desires, drive and heart. People who get upset with people who don't have desires. People who think, and think about anything and everything. Have you ever had a 2 hour conversation over dust-bunnies? Can you then discuss the value of the Muppets on society? Have you been known to get on a soap box? I can and have. So, if you can handle a rambling, opinated, sarcastic, bawdy, girl that swears like a drunken salior...then hey let's chat!

My Blog

A letter to the Red States from the Blue States

Thank Drew for sending this to me.   Dear Red States... We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, t...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Flames on the side of my face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IkddsjtAA
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:13:00 GMT

Awesome new artist

  Hey Guys,   This girl works with a friend of mine in LA and she's coming to NYC on July 15th and I'm trying to get a group together to go. Wanna go? I included her myspace page where ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:06:00 GMT

Someone Must Die for this!!

Ok, so now with the price of gas being at $4 or more a gallon...the price of a pint of BEER has gone UP! COME "ON!! For fuck's sake! Are they going to take everything from us?! First we can't drive, n...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 16:29:00 GMT

Fighting for Admittance to Heaven

So last night I was awoken after crying myself to sleep to by my best friend calling me just to check-in. Poor thing had to deal with me stuck in the aftermath of a dream I wasn't about to admit I had...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:56:00 GMT

My Hero is Gone

My Uncle Bob passed away yesterday morning. He was found dead on his front porch of his trailer home in Riverside, CA by his neighbors as they walked their dog. It was a beautiful Sunday morning and a...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:40:00 GMT

Do you ever wish...

Do you ever wish that there was this swithboard on your back on somewhere, that controlled all your emotions? Switch A: Anger. Switch B: Saddness. Switch C: Happy. Switch D: Love. And so on.... I mean...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:05:00 GMT

If I tripped and fell on a magic lamp

and a genie popped out and gave me three wishes; I would wish for...1) The dance talent of a brilliant Fosse dancer, and the body to match2) A singing voice to revial the best to ever hit Broadway3) a...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 22:37:00 GMT

Keri, the ACTRESS, is back!!!

That's right people, I'm acting again. Not directing, not producing ACTING! Huh? Who knew I could? I am super freaking excited. Below, you shall find a list, that's right, a list of the next...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:25:00 GMT

if you’re bored..read the IM between two geniuses..we are quite dissatisfied

Alli says: I'm giving myself a year to become famous, by the way... Keri says: lol yeah well, I'm giving myself one year to earn 10 million dollars hey let's see if I won the lottery Alli says: ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 08:12:00 GMT