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Tall Ass James

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About Me

I Am James II, Son Of James I. And I Don't Believe That There Is EVER A Time Where Its Necessary To Be Completely Serious. I Will Seemingly Tower Over You. I Have Two Siblings, One Wears Big T-s And The Other Wears Onesies. I Have Somewhat Unhealthy Eating Habits. But I've Still Managed To Stay Thin After 21 Long Years. Take That Stupid Dietitians! I Don't Like People Who ENUNCIATE When They Talk. I Have The Tendency To Correct People When They're Grammatically Incorrect. I Am Constantly Relating Real Life To Either A Movie, Or The Simpsons. I Hate People Who Say "Respect Your Elders". They're Forgetting That We Can Put Them In A Home. I Enjoy A Few Beers Heers And Theers, But Sittin' At Home Chillaxin Is Fun In Its Own Way. My Ford Blows. Mainly Because, Well, Its A Ford. I Hate Living In Florida Because I Love Wearing Striped Sweaters And Hoodies. I Hate It When People Try To Cram Things Down My Throat. "Because I Said So" Is Not A Good Enough Reason For Me. As Of Now I Don't Know What It Is I'm Shootin' For. But I'll Get There. I Don't Like How They Don't DRAW Cartoons Anymore.I Miss Going To Denny's Late At Night Just For The Sake Of It. They Ruined SPAMALOT For Me By Casting CLAY AIKEN. Driving Around Aimlessly At 2 In The Morning Can Do Alot. I Can't Draw, I Don't Play Any Instruments. I Don't Sew, Cut Hair, Or Take Photos. I'm Not Covered In Tattoos Or Piercings. And When It Comes To "BEING FASHIONABLE" I Just Put On What I Feel Like Wearing. So You Might See Me As Boring. But I Don't Care. Because Chances Are If You're Reading This You Don't Know Me, So "Boring" Isn't Very Fair At Your Juncture.

My Interests

LIKES Dislikes Tv C.S.I Food Meatbags Movies Infomercials Music Celebrities Moe's Richies Borders Plastic Surgery Comic Books Corn Bread Video Games Fish Hoodie Zombies

I'd like to meet:

Interesting Meatbags That Have A Well Rounded Sense Of Humor.View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

Between The Buried And Me Coheed And Cambria HORSE The Band Every Time I Die Maylene And The Sons Of Disaster Thursday Saves The Day Thrice (OLD) AFI The Misfits Black Flag Pennywise (OLD) Greenday Nerf Herder Remembering Never On Broken Wings (OLD) Poison The Well Glass Jaw At The Drive-In

Movies:

STAR WARS Evil Dead I&II Dawn Of The Dead Night Of The Living Dead Finding Nemo History Of The World Part I Holy Grail Superbad Stripes Heavyweights Caddy Shack Vacation Christmas Vacation Boondock Saints American Psycho Bender's Big Score Anchor Man Old School Nacho Libre Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny Knocked Up 40 Year Old Virgin Revenge Of The Nerds Hook Saw I-IV Halloween Devil's Rejects Texas Chainsaw Massacre Welcome To The Doll House Little Miss Sunshine Harry Potter Reno 911 Superstar Wayne's World Team America Super Troopers Beer Fest Club Dread Bottle Rocket Breakfast Club Sixteen Candles The Nightmare Before Christmas

Television:

The Simpsons Family Guy Futurama The Office Flight Of The Conchords Tim And Eric Drake And Josh Mr. Show

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide. Comics...Mostly Marvel Or Survival Horror.

My Blog

’08 Beefs

My Beefs With Of '08 So Far......Parents Who Drop Their 10 Year Old Daughters Off At The Mall And Let Them Dress In Skanky ClothesKip Talking About His Attraction To "Middle Eastern" WomenCourt FeesOu...
Posted by Tall Ass James on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:16:00 PST