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hannah

at least i author my own disaster

About Me

i laugh at stupid crap. mostly things that my students would laugh at. they're six. i'm not. that's about all there is.

My Interests

boxing, eating, making a mess...

I'd like to meet:

i don't know. someone who'll be my social alarm clock and tell me it's time to get off my ass. someone who appreciates the cultural value and emotional depth of both "save the last dance" and "dirty dancing: havana nights." such power.

Music:

just about anything. i recently downloaded patsy cline, wu tang and the national, all in one sitting. really. anything.

Movies:

why isn't there a section about the food i like to eat? i'm making my own. Food: raspberries, hummus, candy, cheeseburgers, tootsie rolls, carrots, cool whip, apples, jello and salmon. separately, of course.

Books:

the things they carried, a series of unfortunate events, blindness, the year of magical thinking, shame, etc. i need a new bookshelf. the books have truly taken over my room. it's no joke anymore.

Heroes:

anyone who will clean my apartment for me.