WOW . . . andy

about me - well i'm called andy. i love claire, she is amazing and i love her, i wouldnt say i love her if i didnt love her, that would be silly and wouldnt be telling the truth and not telling the truth is a naughty thing, and naughty things have bad bad reactions, and that bad bad reaction could possibly be a smacked botty by my daddy, and i dont want that, so i'l just tell the truth instead. HOW THAT SOUND U TWAT!. Anyways, if u want to know more about claire - and u should coz she's the best ever - you should ask her urself, she'd probably tell u, or call u a sad lifeless wanker for been on this peice of shit site.and she is probably right, u are a sad wanker for been on this peice of shit site. the funny thing is, i made this passage way too long so all u sad wankers wont actually pay attention to what i'm writing so i can actually say what ever i want. haha try this one out. you are all pubeless arseholes who have no life and all get off on shagging ur dad, or your dog, or both u set of sick daddy doggy fucking bastards. like that. well eat spit u prick. but seriously, tell me if u read that part so i can say thank you, so i can say thank you coz u opened my eyes, you opened my eyes on how fucking sad and fucking pointless your life is. seriously if ur still reading, well fucking done, you sad prick, i probably hate you so much because u have no life, unless i know and like u of course, if that is the case then tell me and we shall laugh together about wine and strawberrys. I hate emo's, they are shit and gay and they are proud of it - what wankers! honestly i proper cant be arsed writing this so just talk to me instead :D unless ur a git, then i'l just bum u until my cum dribbles out ur mouth. and if u find that sick - haha - spank my arse and call my andy, coz thats my name. fuckin hell
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: andy
Birthday: 21st may
Birthplace: my mums vagina mouth
Current Location: in my room in my room
Eye Color: brown innit
Hair Color: erm, i dunno what my natural colour is, but now its black and white
Height: about 5ft 5
Right Handed or Left Handed: right yo
Your Heritage: what the fuck is that!
The Shoes You Wore Today: my grandma's slippers, what kind of fucking question is that! thick shit! i wore my own fucking shoes!
Your Weakness: LOVE!
Your Fears: the heart and tampons *cringes*
Your Perfect Pizza: stuft crust meat feast at the pizza hut!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: i already done it! i got my car. probably get a job and beat my none masturbation record
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: *FUCK*
Thoughts First Waking Up: wish this boner would go down
Your Best Physical Feature: i've been told my smile, but i say my erection
Your Bedtime: not sure. i should be in bed now, but instead i'm doing this shitty questionair
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont know, i missed it
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi, not pepsi max tho, watered down wank is that
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds, cant beat a mcflurry
Single or Group Dates: single please
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: haha, puff!
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate!!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: again . . . puff!
Do you Smoke: nopeee
Do you Swear: haha me swear, i find it funny and pointless
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: all the time. in fact i'm in the shower now!
Have you Been in Love: yeah i have indeed
Do you want to go to College: i'm at college - arse
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: no way, i'm not real at all. wanker
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, but i become sick whilst in motion :S
Do you think you are Attractive: do YOU think YOUR attractive?
Are you a Health Freak: you cant call me names u know, thats rude!
Do you get along with your Parents: i do yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: i do yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no, but u can have a can if u want, i got three more left
In the past month have you Smoked: no, bad, naughty
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, even badder
In the past month have you gone on a Date: erm, yeah i think i have actually
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: haha, yank bastard
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: shut up, tosser, what the fuck are Oreos?!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no i havnt, should i?
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: if skinny dipping is the same as eating sausages whilst sitting on top of a tall wall, then yes i have (clear lie)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: now that would be silly to admit the two T.V's i got from asda and a number of car products from halfords wouldnt it!
Ever been Drunk: sure this has been on before
Ever been called a Tease: haha . . . . . . . . yeah
Ever been Beaten up: no idea, wanna do?
Ever Shoplifted: no, i find shops too heavy to be honest
How do you want to Die: u threatening me bitch. i'l chin ya!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: taller . . . a woman . . . possibly a tall woman
What country would you most like to Visit: canada, sounds ace
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: erm, blue
Favourite Hair Color: bald - if not bald, then anything really
Short or Long Hair: long but shor u dig?
Height: smaller then me
Weight: not obeas not super skinney
Best Clothing Style: got to be a hard core chav, oh got i get bubbles in my belly!
Number of Drugs I have taken: viagra - that was funny night
Number of CDs I own: i have a fair few
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: this fucking survey! but i'm cool i'm cool
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