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Burt

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About Me

I am one handsome bastard with both excellent skills in heavy drinking and dirty lovemaking. I play drums for three bands, one metal, one hardcore, one avant-garde. Besides the skin bashing I am an enthusiastic amateur cook and a fanatical West Ham United Supporter.

My Interests

My Bands, Extreme Music, Cooking, Beer & Barbecue, Battle Tanks, Soccer.

I'd like to meet:

Mandi Collins, Evangeline Lilly, Natasha Henstridge as "Sil" from Species

Music:

Alboth!, Barcode, Behold...The Arctopus!, Bohren & Der Club of Gore, Carcass, Craft, Darkthrone, Death Before Dishonor, Defleshed, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Dysrhythmia, Entombed, Fantômas, High on Fire, Immolation, Impaled Nazarene, Integrity, Knut, Meshuggah, Mr. Bungle, Mumakil, Neurosis, Nevermore, Pig Destroyer, Playing Enemy, Primus, Psyopus, Ripping Corpse, Rollins, Satyricon, Speck, The Streets, Trencher, Ween, Zatokrev...and a shitload of others.

Movies:

Football Factory; Hardcore Logo; La grande bouffe; Reservoir Dogs; Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels; Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer; Delicatessen; Link

Television:

News, sports, cooking shows, Twin Peaks, The Sopranos.

Books:

Mainly fact books, biographies and erotic literature.

Heroes:

Bas Rutten, Vinnie 'The Axe' Jones, Stewart Copeland, everyone offering me a drink.

My Blog

Blog? I already have a Blog.

You can find this choreographed piece of comedy here: Burt's Blog If you do not speak any German, you will not be able to read it, though. But that is not really my problem, is it?  ...
Posted by Burt on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 06:07:00 PST