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Blunder Boy

The force is strong my young padawan!

About Me

I'm the tootsy king and i challenge myself to a hot dog eating contest.I'm beautifully eccentric, I'm comfortable with my sexuality (i'm not gay or bi) i'm just very at ease with. I don't do a lot in the way of going out, prefer to stay in but maybe that's why i'm single still? Mmm, not good! I play a lot of football so any day i'm not playing is just rest so there's my reason for not going out even though i just said i don't particularly like to but nevertheless ... I like to dick around with my little bro and Shaun, he's cool. This is pretty much all i have to say, I'm a little nuts, I love comic books, action figures and LOUD HEAVY METAL!!!!

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My Interests

Sex, music (rock, grunge, metal, death metal, classic rock, prog rock), poetry, alcohol (gotta be cider), vampyres, gothic stuff, reading, most things these crazy teens do in this day and age, except the drugs, partying, excessive drinking, serial shagging, hell not like your stereotypical teen then.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody, anybody, nobody, Ok except you know the celebrity person, i'll go with anyone who can hold a conversation, has interests that are of mine, someone to talk to really

Music:

Nirvana, Funeral for a Friend, HIM, Cradle of Filth, Rammstein, Murderdolls, Audioslave, Foo fighters, DragonForce, Soundgarden, Alice in chains, Pearl jam, Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Black sabbath, Motorhead, Marilyn Manson, Muse, Bullet for my valentine, Placebo, Trivium, Satyricon, Dimmu Borgir, Korn, Still Remains, Rage against the machine, Scarling, Soil, Soulfly, Slipknot, Bleeding through, Kittie, My Ruin, Opeth, Paradise Lost, Distillers, Hole, Alice Cooper, Type O Negative, Queens of the stone age, Metallica, Mortiis, Darkthrone, Dreamtheater, Leaves Eyes, Evanescence, Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Apocalyptica, Queen, Frankenstein Drag queens, Deftones, Portishead, Radiohead, The verve, White Stripes, Blink 182, Hundred Reasons, Taking back sunday, System of a down, Hed (pe), Inme, Bowling for soup, Sex Pistols, Tenacious D, All-American Rejects, The 69 eyes, Thirty Seconds To Mars, Mastodon, Killswitch Engage, The Fray

Movies:

Donnie Darko, The Crow 1-4, Clockwork Orange, anything by Monty Python, Underworld 1&2, Interview with the vampire, Queen of the damned, Blade 1,2 and trinity, Van helsing, Edward scissorhands, beetlejuice, the corpse bride, nightmare before christmas, Star wars, Dude where's my car, Spiderman! Anchorman! Anything else with Will Ferrell too, Superbad, Knocked Up, Hot Rod, the usual side splittingly funny movies
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Liam Sir Piss Wagon Wells
Birthday: 25th March 1987, think it was Saturday
Birthplace: Hospital bed
Current Location: Here
Eye Color: Brown with chocolate
Hair Color: Natural at the moment
Height: 5 foot 10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Curly hair, damn you all to hell
The Shoes You Wore Today: Clown shoes, they were big, like big shoes
Your Weakness: Walking into a door that you can see through
Your Fears: Walking into a door that you can see through
Your Perfect Pizza: Margherita that's cheese and tomato with cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To never have to leave my bed
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Oh
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh dear, how much do i owe you?
Your Best Physical Feature: My front garden
Your Bedtime: When i've passed it
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't miss them 'cos i can remember them
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Or no tea at all? I'll go for the first choice? What was it again? Lipton ice tea?! What you ate a burger with pubes on it? OMG! That's gross
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Strawberry
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: I do try not to
Do you Sing: Haha, badly
Do you Shower Daily: I try but i'm just too busy not showering, you know how it is
Have you Been in Love: Yes, it was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. I remember it like it was a couple of years ago ( it was )
Do you want to go to College: Been, didn't like the juice
Do you want to get Married: Maybe, not to you, we haven't even spoken unless this is an application for marriage then i'm no Russian mail order bride. I'm a man last time i checked which unfortunately was a long time ago
Do you belive in yourself: I believe i don't want anybody else in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when i move
Do you think you are Attractive: I did until i didn't
Are you a Health Freak: Not really though i am trying to get fit again
Do you get along with your Parents: No i get in front of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them
Do you play an Instrument: I try
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, i don't think i have
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No (aaarggghhh)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No but i did eat a BIG red candle!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I did go in the bath naked... Does that count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Ermm ... nothing major
How do you want to Die: I don't but if i have to choose then i'd like to die a quick and painless death or by fighting to the death with a cartoon character
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: Canadia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't bother me
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't bother me
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't bother me
Height: Doesn't bother me but if i have to say then i'll go with smaller than me
Weight: Doesn't bother me, i'll say no too skinny or not too overweight
Best Clothing Style: Anything but Chav!!!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: A lot
Number of Piercings: 5 in total
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret anything. Everything i've ever done it to be learned from
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Television:

Scrubs, Heroes, That 70's show, Family Guy, My name is Earl, Wildlife documentaries, i dunno really, not the biggest fan of TV ... oh and of course football

Books:

Erm.... i like to look at pictures in books.... does that count as reading ? At the moment im reading Anne Rice books so no pictures oh and pretty much like to read biographies, at the moment it's Tim Burton and i'm also keen on poetry (if that wasn't evidant enough in my blogs). I'm also a keen comic book reader, mostly marvel (spiderman, captain america, fantastic four, iron man and the like) but i will read DC comics and others if nothing else available to me

Heroes:

Brandon Lee, Brian Molko, Kurt Cobain, Stan Lee! Andy Keogh ... actually the whole Wolves squad. What constitutes as a hero these days anyway? I would have had heroes personal to me only if they could stand me long enough to be influential in a guiding sort of way but fortunately for me i grew up without a hero, just the false heroes form the world of celebrity.

My Blog

Worlds collide

Under bright lightsI've seen worlds that will collideWith my own eyesAnd in my dreams at nightTell me whyI'm cursedI cannot sleep at allAnd it hurtsTo feel the pain of a thousand souls screamingI hear...
Posted by Blunder Boy on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:51:00 PST

Something i wrote a while ago

Where do I begin to tell you that I have feelings for youand when i hear your name i'll think of you for hoursi want to see your faceand feel your arms around meand whisper in your ear just how much ...
Posted by Blunder Boy on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:46:00 PST

Drowning in your tears (new poem-y thing)

I see your face; you're drowning in your tearsAs everything around you disappearsI followed you home, he's waitingBy the phone, he's ragingYou walk through the doorAnd fall to the floorThe man you lov...
Posted by Blunder Boy on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:18:00 PST

Home's not home without you

I walked out alone and found myself a home Or at least a place to live Home's not home without you Let's kiss and make up and wash away the sins Or is that too late? Home's not home without you I've w...
Posted by Blunder Boy on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:40:00 PST

Just something i was thinking up

You can't deny the subtle lies Don't give up the fight You pushed me back with all your might And i can't live tonight And through the hours this night devours Me and you we're sour And in the corner...
Posted by Blunder Boy on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:03:00 PST

Alone and Stranded

This time I'm alone and stranded In this house of mine An outcast branded Publicly scorned And banished forever By people adored And the bonds they sever So i was too shy An introverted guy Easy picki...
Posted by Blunder Boy on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:46:00 PST

Fuck (another poem)

Through the woods of lust Make love to her i must But nothing compares To a woman in bed I stalk her skin so fair I dream of her laid bare But nothing compares To a woman who's there I slipped into th...
Posted by Blunder Boy on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:41:00 PST

Destruction

Can't you see the sky is breaking? And the sea is rising We will die out or so we're told One last dream now we're old Can't you see the sky is breaking? And the ice is melting Complacent man that kil...
Posted by Blunder Boy on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:30:00 PST

Die for love (poem)

I worried so much about youIt was you i couldn't loseI saw you in the headlinesAnd saw you on the newsI always think it should be meLying in that bedYou saved my life but at a costThat you could end u...
Posted by Blunder Boy on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:49:00 PST