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Ashley

the dishes are done, man.

About Me

Two of my favorite things in the world: MST3K and the movie Roadhouse:

My Interests

movies, horror, The Descendents, fashion, Frank Kozik, Coop, blood, hoop earrings, tattoos, serial killers, sideshow acts, John Waters movies, awkward british comedy, quoting Seinfeld every minute of my life, the movie Airborne, having an intense interest in learning how to swallow swords, comics, when people become possessed and scream at me in Latin, etc.

I'd like to meet:

anyone that wants to buy me every season of Beverly Hills: 90210 on dvd.

Music:

The Descendents, White Zombie, Queen, Eagles of Death Metal, Black Flag, Screeching Weasel, Sham 69, Lifetime, Jughead's Revenge, Babes in Toyland, Pavement, Scissorfight, Tegan & Sara, Gen X, Bauhaus, Lou Reed, Minor Threat, Sonic Youth, Rocket From the Crypt, Adam Ant, The Stray Cats, David Bowie, Bad Brains, Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers, The Psychedelic Furs, Judas Priest, FEAR, T Rex, The Murder City Devils, Samhain, The Ramones, 88 Fingers Louie, The Damned, Jawbreaker, Joe Jackson, The Cramps, Cocksparrer, Husker Du, The Dismemberment Plan, Face to Face, The Replacements, New York Dolls, Danzig, Big Black, Elvis Costello, L7, The Reverend Horton Heat, Minutemen, The Pogues, The Kinks, Misfits, 80s/90s alt, Faith No More, Toy Dolls, Dead Kennedys, Beastie Boys, etc etc etc

Movies:

HORROR HORROR HORROR, Monster Squad, all John Waters movies, Troma, Double-Corey movies (excluding the suckfest that is National Lampoon's Last Resort), ROADHOUSE, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-Tep, Last House on the Left, the original TCM, I Spit On Your Grave, Return of the Living Dead, Night of the Demons, Audition, Dead Alive, American Gothic, Burnt Offerings, Horror Express, The Fall of the House of Usher, House of 1000 Corpses, House on the Edge of the Park, The Devil's Backbone, Dazed & Confused, Rock 'N Roll High School, Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, The Godfather, Singles, Swingers, Straight To Hell, The Stoned Age, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Suicide Kings, Happiness, True Romance, Pump Up The Volume, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, John Hughes movies, A Bronx Tale, Casino, Goodfellas, John Candy movies, Less Than Zero, Trainspotting, Big Trouble in Little China, I could list movies until I die. The End.

Television:

Seinfeld, Freaks and Geeks, MST3K, Strangers With Candy, The Office (BBC), Extras, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Munsters, Flight of the Conchords, King of the Hill, Beavis and Butthead

Books:

CHELSEA HORROR HOTEL, The Godfather, books on serial killers, and plenty others.

Heroes:

Edgar & Alan Frog, the cast of "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead", Kurt Russell, Tom Servo, Sam Elliott, Larry David, Elizabeth Bathory &

My Blog

No Stairway - DENIED!

Also I figure this is a good time to talk about how much I hate Michael Bay and the fact that he's remaking Friday the 13th with Jason as the killer.No, seriously...he's making Jas...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 05:23:00 PST

HORROR BUSINESS

I love horror. I love watching people die. I love watching them get tortured. I love watching the pool of blood form under dead bodies. I love watching peoples guts get spilled on the ground. I LOVE I...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST

In the words of Cecil B. Demented...

"Death to mainstream cinema!" What is the deal with the remake of Hairspray? As if John Waters didn't already do it perfectly. What is Hollywood's fascination with taking classic films and remaking th...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:54:00 PST

One time I tried to join the Church of Satan...

When I applied they asked for a $30 fee. I didn't feel like joining anymore.
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST

ATTN: Northeast girls

It's about time you washed that cheap LA Looks gel out of your hair. Embrace hair that can't be described as 'crispy'. P.S. You look like assholes.
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:12:00 PST