heather meagan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i'm a fucking gem,
i'm homeless, but not trippin over it,
i'm a bona-fide nudist,
i have hope for the future,
R.I.P. DANICUS MAXIMUS,
i am an amazing cook,
i've had my heart truly broken,
i'm a vagabond,
i've been betrayed by those closest to me,
i believe in changing the world,
i think cigarettes are pointless,
i'm a big fat hippie,
i smoke a lot of pot,
more than anything, i wish that i was japanese,
i make all natural jewelry with hemp and glass and copper,
i truly believe that peace is possible for everyone,
im a huge nerd,
i correct grammar,
i dislike capitalizing things, especially my name,
i don't do drugs anymore, but i used to have a problem,
i think that we, as animals, are designed to eat meat,
i can't stand people who think they know what's good for me,
i not only like star wars, but im a trekkie too.
i don't really care what anyone else thinks,
i'm an underachiever,
i have better spelling skills than anyone i know,
I LOVE TO PLAY WE ♥ KATAMARI,
i love knowing stuff and learning more stuff,
i am a nerd, restated,
i don't wear underwear,
i have 11 tattoos,
i have my nipples pierced,
i have 9/16ths gauged ears,
i love plath, e.e. cummings and kiethley,
i am terrible at video games,
i don't like music with ra ra ra lyrics,
i am a movie fanatic,
i know every dane cook routine ever by heart,
i have probably seen more movies than you,
i can definitely quote snl better than you,
i love james frey, despite what oprah and larry king say,
i think santino/uli should have won
i've owned over 60 different varieties of reptiles,
and...
i would love to meet you...

My Interests

dirt, and the worshipping of it,
working at as many coffee whore jobs as i can,
getting too many tattoos and piercings.

I'd like to meet:

someone who will treat me like i deserve to be treated...

well.

Music:

AGAINST ME!
fountains of wayne
regina spektor
gogol bordello
johnny cash
mindless self indulgence
death cab for cutie
EISLEY
first wave hello
cold war kids
the white stripes
belle and sebastian
COPELAND
imogen heap
tv on the radio
the editors
the postal service
the faint
the blood brothers
bright eyes
oingo boingo
THE DECEMBERISTS
depeche mode
frou frou
mars volta
the cure
interpol
the yeah yeah yeahs
INCUBUS
scarlet symphony

Movies:

A MIGHTY WIND, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Snatch, Trainspotting, Blow, Anything Tarantino, KUNG FU HUSTLE, the 5th Element, Madagascar, Memento, Royal Tenenbaums, SUPER TROOPERS, Anchorman, The Life Aquatic, Best of Christopher Walken, Best of Will Ferrell, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Princess Bride, HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS, Office Space, Slackers, SLC Punk, The Original Star Wars Movies, the Big Lebowski, Zoolander, Fight Club, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Stargate, Kill Bill 1 & 2, 25th Hour, All Kevin Smith Movies, SHAOLIN SOCCER, and Anything Disney. Oh...and that movie where Chris O'Donnell hangs from the cliff for like 7 hours.

Television:

BIG LOVE, CHARM SCOOL, VENTURE BROTHERS, RENO 911, NIP/TUCK, HOUSE, TOP CHEF, PROJECT RUNWAY, FLAVOR OF LOVE, doctor 90210, the daily show, stand up, old cartoons, new cartoons, aqua teen, family guy, the soup, the Chelsea Handler show, sealab 2021, robot chicken, Cathouse, Real Sex, Austin Stevens-snakemaster, colbert rapport, pokemon, all the TLC freakshows...

Books:

BEL CANTO, the tattooed girl, The Fountainhead, Slaughterhouse 5, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, oryx and crake, she's come undone, the lovely bones, jonah sees ghosts, the perks of being a wallflower, catch 22, tulips and chimneys, kite runner, life of pi, the journals of sylvia plath, the red dwarf series, time travelers wife, the bell jar, the little friend, A MILLION LITTLE PIECES, anything by Anne Rice.

Heroes:

"survivor man" les stroud, martha stewart, rachael ray, alton brown, maragret sanger, paris hilton, ashlee simpson, sean penn, susan sarandon, trey parker, matt stone, kevin smith, lorena bobbit.

My Blog

i need to vent.

i am so sick of this.i dont care that its dumb, or its just a boy, or whatever. i dont care.I DONT CARE!i care that i keep hearing the same thing.every time i try, i get the same resopnse.its always t...
Posted by heather meagan on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:00:00 PST

lonely mcwhinerface

im a hunter.i dont hunt for the hunt, i hunt for the kill.and then for some bizarre female reson completely unknown to me, i expect the kill to want to stick around.ha.im ridiculous.but im also lonely...
Posted by heather meagan on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 02:29:00 PST

if youre a boy who likes me...

you need to know these things.1) im terrified of being important to someone. i feel safe being a friend with benefits, it means i dont matter, and im cool with that (but im not.) it makes me nervous t...
Posted by heather meagan on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 09:15:00 PST

im worried about so many things.

namely, my sister and my mom.things are tough for them both, and im not there to help. i cant do anything to alleviate my mom's stress and strain, and i cant do anything to help my sister cope with th...
Posted by heather meagan on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:20:00 PST

sometimes you just wanna fuck.

and sometimes you just cant seem to.i called all of my "booty calls" tonight, and you know what?jack shit.what kind of reasonably attractive girl cant pull any tail on a saturday night?me.that's who.f...
Posted by heather meagan on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:02:00 PST

you are my sweetest downfall.

i loved you first, i loved you first.told me that my hair was red.told me i was beautiful.came into my bed.i want to talk. to someone, to anyone, but not to the people i know are going to try to talk ...
Posted by heather meagan on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:42:00 PST

3:39am

and i cant sleep.so much racing through my tiny little brain. my everything hurts, and i have no idea what im thinking right now. i want things, and i want them badly, but they're wrong, and i cant ma...
Posted by heather meagan on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:45:00 PST

you can call me what you want

but ive never been a liar.i dont love him anymore. ive realized this. I DONT LOVE HIM. what i love is the idea of him, the taste of him, the smell of him, and the feeling of him. my heart only hurts w...
Posted by heather meagan on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:41:00 PST

back where i began

same old same old.same decisions to make.different day to make them on.over it.(going back to where i began.)
Posted by heather meagan on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 05:45:00 PST

i crasheded my cah.

we're all pretty much fine.my car and i, that is.funstuffs.im too poor for this shit.
Posted by heather meagan on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:01:00 PST