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Claytón

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About Me

My name is Claytón. I am a renegade pirate/actor/mc/blues singer/ fisherman/lover/fighter and promoter of toast and toast related products.

My Interests

Theatre, good music, Bizarre behavior, aggressive women, sand lions, laughs that make people feel uncomfortable, good knaps, hillbillies, roller derby, and 1% of the general population.

I'd like to meet:

Any woman who can slide down the sail of a ship with a knife. Any man who can eat 50 hard boiled eggs.

Music:

A few favorites: Andy C, Nicky Blackmarket, General Malice, Erratic, RJD2, Shy FX, Hype, Molotov, Pericos, Los Cafres, Bob Dylan, Jimi, John Lee Hooker, Clarence Gatemouth Brown, Taj Majal, Pantera, Ozomotli, Wu Tang, Dre, Ween, J5, Greggory Rogen, Louis Armstrong, Tom Waits, Lisa Otey, The Streets, Wilco, Santana, Philip Glass, Manu Chao, Atreyu, Ben Harper, Eric Clapton, Barry Manilo, The Flaming Lips, Arcade Fire, Kasabian, Sigur Ros, Marty McFly, Roger Miller, Ken Matsudaira,

Movies:

Tremors, Gummo, all Wes Anderson movies, Fight Club, Amor es Perros, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Road Warrior, Kung Foo movies, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Titus, Old Yeller, and the movies where the kid pushing his bedroom wall and it keep going and going until it fallls into space and the boy goes into other fantastical dimensions like one with a bad guy with a big boar mask and a club and i think there is a voice that says "return the map. return what you have stolen from me. it will bring you great danger." Damnit i wish i could remember.

Television:

Amor Real

Books:

I only read French existentialism while I sip my coffee and smoke too many cigarettes in a dark, desolate cafe. Shakespeare too.