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ping pong

would you let me lick you with alliteration and tie you up with similies? give you pain and pleasure

About Me

Enlighten me with your experiences, challenge me with your witty prose, make me laugh at your sassy humor, swoon me with your big vocabulary or intimate knowledge of the periodic table and I shall befriend you.
5`5" and brown eyes, never on time, the life of the party, addicted to lip-gloss, a shop-aholic, a daydreamer, picky, the BIGGEST procrastinator, the trend setter, boba lova, an internet junkie, the sucker for chick-flicks, high maintenance, a sore loser, accident prone, a good friend, a social butterfly, the perfectionist, emotional, a lot to impress, the most anal clean freak in the world, a dancer, a motivator, a happiness giving, real, a seeker of knowledge and truth, dogs over cats, a movie critic, not easily pleased, the drama queen, a pack-rat, the angel underneath, creative, not a good person to give your money to, a bad boy lover, equal and fair, a believer of God, absolutely the most fun you`ll ever have in your life, down-to-earth, not so perfect, girl of your dreams.
Watch this video and you will cry...
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She's the kinda girl you wanna marry
The kinda girl you walk the whole earth for
Put her on your back and just carry
Her attitude is hotter than the earth's core
When she's around nothing else matters
Untouchable she's got her own forcefield
Sooner or later someone will get at her
If you don't someone else will
Wanna Love You Girl
Wanna Love You Girl
Wanna Love You Girl

My Interests

driving fast, mini versions of everything, rubber gloves, antibacterial soap, big earrings, unmatching, hospitals, cute puppies, organizing, food that come in little packages, shiny things, nice people

I'd like to meet:



pEpPz daT tAwlK n wRitE lIkE dIsS: if you write like that please do not msg me. Also drama kings and queens, perverts, people using me for free advertising, boring people, pessimistic suicidal people, scrubs, big-headed egotistical guys, and slow drivers need not apply.

What's your favorite part?

Get Your Own Voice Player Manage

Music:

hip-hop, R&B, Trance, drum and bass, house, jungle, chinese, korean, japanese, ambient, lounge, jazz

Movies:

Love on a Diet, 8mm, Ghosts (the documentary), The Lover, Over the Hedge, The Descent, Everything is Illuminated

Television:

Viva la Bam, MXC, Ripley's believe it or not, mythbusters, So you think you can dance, CSI, Nip Tuck, Alias, Lost, Weeds,

Books:

Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs : A Low Culture Manifesto

Heroes:



adopt your own virtual pet!

My Blog

summer vacation

who wants to go to china???   i know someone does.  come with me you summer school takin vegan!   i'm going to start some trouble in beijing/shanghai and leave my name in the news...
Posted by Noonya on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:09:00 PST

because you don't believe me

Gong Li   My Ma This is not the best example.  I just don't happen to have too many pics of her at my house.  Can you believe she is 50 in this pic?  Asian women age so well.&nbs...
Posted by Noonya on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:00:00 PST

gong li is my mom

Curse of the Golden Flower   .. I just had to see this film when I heard about it.  Why???  I'll tell you.  My mom looks like Gong Li's twin and my dad looks like Chow Yun Fat.&nb...
Posted by Noonya on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:17:00 PST

when the light bulb goes on

i missed 4 phone calls from 2am last night to 7am this morning.  they were all clients.  not only am a realtor, but i am also a part time relationship counselor, babysitter, matchmaker, and ...
Posted by Noonya on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:01:00 PST

satisfaction

satisfaction:  an act of satisfying; fulfillment; gratification i just can't get no satisfaction.
Posted by Noonya on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:03:00 PST

Beware! Your dog/cat food may contain rat poision! Pet foods being recalled check your pet food

Dear fellow dog/cat owners: I woke up this morning to astonishing news.  Did you know major brands of pet food are all made at one manufacturing plant in Canada?  And they outsourced their p...
Posted by Noonya on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:09:00 PST

WANNA MOVE IN WITH ME?

http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/roo/305756417.html    
Posted by Noonya on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:41:00 PST

can someone take me to a jay concert?

Some of my favorite Jay MVs:   Love Before the Century (one of my favorite jay lyrics) The ancient King of Babylon passed the Hammurabi code...
Posted by Noonya on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

spring

it's one of those sundays.  where the sun is smiling outside.  there's not one cloud in the sky and she woke up before the birds outside her window.  one of those days pe...
Posted by Noonya on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:01:00 PST

Hybrid Concert // 3.12.07

Do you know why I love my BFF so much?  Not only because he knows just about all the useless info in the world, nor is it because he takes me to eat at cool restaurants downtown, but al...
Posted by Noonya on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:14:00 PST