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i don't like gatorade and i really don't like the florida gators. FUCK FLORIDA and FUCK GATORADE.Powerade Mike Vick Commercial

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THE AMERICAN TROOPS SUPPORT POWERADE. IF YOU'RE DRINKING GATORADE, YOU'RE A FUCKING TERRORIST. BOTTOM LINE!Powerade 1

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45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: edarotag kcuf
What did you do last night?: hated on Gatorade
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: a recipe for lemon squares
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:
Last time you swam in a pool?: i don't swim in pools. the color of swimming pools resembles riptide rush Gatorade. that shit tastes horrible.
What are you wearing?: a jc penney bath robe and drawers from big lots
How many cars have you owned?: all of them
Type of music you dislike most?: the florida gator pep band
Are you registered to vote?: i vote that people stop drinking gatorade
Do you have cable?:
What kind of computer do you use?:
Ever made a prank phone call?: yes. i made a bomb threat to gatorade's corporate headquarters.
You like anyone right now?: i like powerade
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: valdosta
Furthest place you ever traveled?:
What's your favorite comic strip?: cletus and clementine
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:
Shower, morning or night?: i don't shower. showering reminds me of Wild Water Rush Gatorade. i hate that shit.
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: turner and hooch: unrated version
Favorite pizza toppings?: powerade
Chips or popcorn?: powerade & vinegar potato chips
What cell phone provider do you have?: some hindu dude
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?:
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?:
Orange Juice or apple?: i dislike orange gatorade
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: jim tressell, mickey andrews
favorite chocolate bar?:
Who is your longest friend and how long?: herschel walker...he's a great guy
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?:
Have you ever won a trophy?:
Favorite arcade game?: double dragon
Ever ordered from an infomercial?:
Sprite or 7-UP?:
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?:
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: what the fuck is a walgreens
Ever thrown up in public?: yes, after i drank an Arctic Snow Gatorade. terrible stuff.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: i'd prefer that gatorade go fuck itself.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: yes...i've loved to hate on gatorade since day one.
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: i don't have voice mail
Did you have long hair as a young kid?:
What message is on your voicemail machine?:
Where would you like to go right now?: in the parking lot of Gatorade's corporate office
Whats the name of your pet?: mr. cuddles
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?:
What do you think about most?: the day that there's no more gatorade in the world.
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ATTENTION: GEORGIA FANS, FLORIDA STATE FANS, OHIO STATE FANS, SOUTH CAROLINA FANS, LSU FANS AND EVEN TENNESSEE FANS ........................LISTEN UP.......................... GATORADE CONTINUALLY PROMOTES FLORIDA GATOR FOOTBALL WITH A SERIES OF TELEVISION ADS TOUTING THE GATORS' FOOTBALL EXPLOITS. THE MOST RECENT GAY ASS COMMERCIAL FEATURES FOOTAGE TO THE GATORS' BCS VICTORY OVER OHIO STATE, INCLUDING SHOTS OF CHRIS LEAK AND URBAN MEYER. THIS IS BULLSHIT AND PEOPLE SHOULD STOP DRINKING GATORADE. THESE COMMERCIALS BOOST THE GATORS' PRESENCE AND SERVE WELL ON THE RECRUITING TRAIL WITH IMPRESSIONABLE PROSPECTS. IF WE STOP DRINKING GATORADE, THE COMPANY COULD SEE A DROP IN ITS SOUTHEASTERN SALES AND YANK THOSE GOOFY GAY ASS COMMERCIALS. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
BASiC iNF0
name: FUCK GATORADE
nicknames: FG, fuga, gaita haita
age: 80
birthday:
location: not Gainesville, Florida
school/grade: Oconee Hydration Technical School (OHTS)
backgrounds: hydration technician
siblings:
straight/bi/gay: straight as herschel walker's running style
job: hydration technician
APPEARANCE
hair color: not midnight thunder, not frost cascade crunch, not fierce strawberry
eye color: not fierce grape or passion fruit
height: tall enough to hate on Gatorade
ethnicity: not Gatoradian
label: Hunt Club, Kathy Ireland K Mart collection, FUBU
look like a celeb: Tom Selleck, lead singer of REO Speedwagon, Johnny Gill
dye your hair:
have bangs:
have braces:
wear glasses:
wear contacts:
piercings:
tattoos: i have FUCK GATORADE tatted across my chest (big up to tupac)
favorites
color: not orange ice or frost clear melon or alpine snow or fruit punch
movie: water boy, bridges of madison county, git dat money, tango and cash
tv show: price is right, Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, NUMBRZS, CSI, CSI: Miami, King of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond, Craig Ferguson, Date With Del, Mr. Food, Channel 13 News
animal: gamecocks, Bulldogs, bluetooth hounds
food: ostrich egg omelets
drink: not gatorade
alcoholic drink: not gatorade and bourbon or gatorade and scotch
car: 1991 Buick Regal LE (navy blue)
day of the week:
season: paprika, bam, oregano
song:
sport:
radio station: Smooth Groovin' 97.9, Country 102.3
resturant: China Buffet, Hardees, Burger Barn, Phillly Connection
teacher: Mr. Harbowitz, my freshman year hydration technician professor
class: Hydration 202
holiday: Grandparents day
quote: FUCK GATORADE
book:
magazine: Hydration Monthly, Teen People, German Vogue, Beverage Review
flower: Flower Tucci (she's bangin')
memory: the first time i hated on Gatorade
tv channel: TCM
LAST
person you hugged: a powerade bottle
person you kissed:
thing you said: FUCK GATORADE
thing you ate: chili meltdown burger
imed:
texted:
you called: Gatorade's corporate office
called you:
person you saw:
you have a long convo with:
FRiENDS
prettiest: Chris Leak
stupidest: Gatorade
smartest:
best house:
best car:
best parents:
loudest: Woody Hayes
funniest:
craziest:
most shy:
always has a boyfriend/girlfriend:
always has parties:
best girl friend:
best guy friend:
known the longest:
known the shortest:
look up to the most:
opinionated:
athletic: Herschel Walker
most likely to pass out drunk: Stephen Garcia
to go streaking:
become a cop: Urban Meyer
become famous:
kill someone: Urban Meyer
try to take over the world: Urban Meyer
THiS 0R THAT
summer or winter: FUCK GATORADE
dog or cat: english bulldogs
pepsi or coke: no shit...it's coke...coke makes powerade
cellphone or ipod:
ocean or pool: ocean (swimming pools resemble fuckin riptide rush Gatorade)
black or white: seafoam green
chocolate or vanilla:
flowers or candy:
rock or rap: easy listening
tv or movie:
aim or myspace:
stars or hearts:
bracelet or necklace:
gold or silver:
brunette or blonde:
kisses or hugs:
pen or pencil:
lb or oc:
iN THE PAST MONTH
drank: not gatorade
smoked:
failed a test:
had sex:
been home alone:
stayed home from school:
been to the mall:
bought a book: The History of Proper Hydration
been to a show/concert:
yelled at someone: I yelled at the clerk at the Flash Foods who said that gatorade is better than powerade
got into a fight/argument:
cried to a friend:
told the truth:
told a lie:
been out of state:
iN Y0UR R00M
tv:
your own phone:
your own phone line:
vcr:
dvd player:
radio:
computer:
posters: i have a promotional poster from michael vick's powerade campaign
of what?:
pictures:
of who?:
RELATi0NSHiPS
taken or single:
got a crush: not cascade crush gatorade (that shit tastes like outdated doushe runoff)
name pleaseee:
how far have you gone: i threatened the life of Gatorade's vice president one time
how far do you want to go:
last person you said i love you to:
C0UNTD0WN
10 PE0PLE WH0 MEAN A L0T T0 Y0U
1::: glass joe
2::: katie couric
3::: martha washington
4::: bob barker
5::: meryl streep
6::: ken stabler
7::: uncle david
8::: brutus the barber beefcake
9::: king hippo
10::: tellie sevalles
9 THiNGS Y0U L0VE
1::: NOT All-Stars Strawberry Gatorade
2::: NOT ESPN the Flavor Gatorade
3::: NOT X-Factor Orange + Tropical Fruit Gatorade
4::: NOT Extremo Tropical Intenso Gatorade
5::: NOT Fierce Wild Berry Gatorade
6::: NOT Riptide Rush Gatorade
7::: NOT Frost Whitewater Splash Gatorade
8::: NOT Orange Gatorade
9::: NOT Frost High Tide Gatorade
8 THiNGS Y0U HATE
1::: Midnight Thunder Gatorade
2::: Alpine Snow Gatorade
3::: Strawberry Kiwi Rain Gatorade
4::: All-Stars Tropical Punch Gatorade
5::: Ice Punch gatorade
6::: Fruit Punch Gatorade
7::: Orange-Strawberry Gatorade
8::: Lemon-Lime + Strawberry Gatorade
7 THiNGS Y0U CAN'T LIVE WiTH0UT
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6 THiNGS Y0U'RE WEARiNG RiGHT N0W
1::: sweatbands
2::: homer simpson bedroom shoes
3::: wal-mart boxer shorts
4::: silk robe from jc penney's
5::: headband
6::: wifebeater
5 THiNGS Y0U'D RATHER BE D0iNG
1:::
2::: not drinking Gatorade
3:::
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4 0F Y0UR FAV0RiTE ST0RES
1::: The Flash Foods convenience store by the river (they have powerades 2 FOR $2.22
2::: TG&Y
3::: Dollar General
4::: Movie Barn
3 THiNGS Y0U'D TAKE T0 A DESSERTED iSLAND
1::: a nintendo rf adapter cord (very versatile and can be used for many things)
2:::
3:::
2 0F Y0UR FAV0RiTE THiNGS
1:::
2:::
1 PERS0N Y0U MiSS RiGHT N0W
1:::
DiD Y0U...
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Heroes:

Herschel Walker, Woody Hayes, Steve Tanneyhill, General Neyland, Archie Griffin, Peyton Manning, Garrison Hearst, Eddie George, George Rogers