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Ralphie aka "The Crisco Kid!"

i've got a bone to pick with the morning sun, and the first last call, i didnt put my hair in a pony

About Me

I'm addicted to music in all aspects, writing, playing, recording, listening, and seeing. It is my life and all I know. I used to play bass in a national touring act and spent quite a bit of time across the u.s. in a bus. As you can see Ihave a very open mind when it comes to music and am into all types of music, punk, rock, emo, screamo, hardcore, metal, oldies, americana, classics, pretty much if it sounds good to me i'm into it! i'm pretty boring, i like to just relax and watch movies or hang with my friends and have a few cold beers at the Martini!
Which John Cusack Are You?

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Pat and Scottie, save me a seat, i'll see you two soon enough

My Interests

umm a few things i like- music, my guitar, my band, vans checker board slip ons, beer, my friends, the music of Jets To Brazil (Blake Schwarzenbach is a frickin genius), the art of scott sinclair (www.sincstudio.com) the desert martini, being a dork, having fun, puttin a smile on people's faces even if it makes me look like an idiot, tattoos, girls with hot tattoos but not haggard tats on boobs, thats white trash. i like del taco chicken soft tacos, cheap beer, frank sinatra, elvis costello, old dudes that rule, movies, my pack of smokes, playing air drums while driving and getting funny looks from people, shit like that...

I'd like to meet:

Blake Schwarzenbach of Jawbreaker and Jets To Brazil

Hey LOOK!!! I'm in this music video!!!!

Music:

REDFIELD (myspace.com/redfieldcounty)
Authority Zero
jets to brazil
jawbreaker
strung out
every time i die
alexisonfire
Lucero
against me!
hot water music (r.i.p)
the weakerthans
the draft
Down By Fire
SLAYERfuckingSLAYER
Lamb of God
Prince
wilco
a dying dream
Jack Johnson
Donavon Frankenreiter
uncle tupelo
thrice
straylight run
jimmy eat world
cub country
the shins
muse
alkaline trio
johnny cash
coheed and cambria
the postal service
a wilhelm scream
strike anywhere
lawrence arms
eighteen visions
lagwagon
texas is the reason
stereotyperider
bigwig
atreyu
foo fighters
elvis costello
bleeding through
throwdown
social d
mike ness
frank sinatra
pat benetar fuckin a right!
punchline
belvedere
taking back sunday
HIM
poison the well
voodoo glow skulls
the get up kids
dashboard
pete yorn
gin blossoms
third eye blind
the police
JOURNEY(steve perry era!)
anything thats good

Movies:

Tombstone(I'm your Huckleberry), Caddyshack,All Kevin Smith movies, Fletch, Purple Rain, Garden State, top gun, old school, say anything, fight club, haggard, devil's advocate, super toopers,better off dead, high fidelity, that thing you do, saving silverman, die hard trilogy, star wars trilogy, reservoir dogs, kill bill vol. 1 and 2, pulp fiction, spinal tap, oceans 11 original and remake

Television:

comedy central, preferably Dane Cook or Lewis Black, simpsons, the sheild, fuse, behind the music,

Books:

"cash"- johnny cash
"the way you wear your hat"- frank sinatra
"get in the van"-henry rollins
"learning how to die"-greg kot(story of wilco)

Heroes:

my dad, my grandfather bob, johnny cash, joey ramone, dave grohl, pat tinnell, scott storey

My Blog

Things are lookin up...

So yeah, I'm smiling again, my new store is opening, finally getting out of debt, makin music with Big Mike and Alfie (which is something i've wanted to do since the first time i saw redfield) movin i...
Posted by Ralphie aka "The Crisco Kid!" on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

Sometimes (I wish)

"Sometimes (I Wish)" - City and ColourIf I was a simple man,Would we still walk hand in hand?And if I suddenly went blind,Would you still look in my eyes?What happens when I grow old?And all my storie...
Posted by Ralphie aka "The Crisco Kid!" on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:20:00 PST

Even at our worst, We're still better than most(The Roller)

this is how i'm feeling, funny how a song can say what you feel. This one is by Against Me! so go check them out, an amazing band      "Even At Our Worst We're Still Better Than Most (T...
Posted by Ralphie aka "The Crisco Kid!" on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:30:00 PST

for anyone who has lost someone

This song is for anyone who has lost someone, I have heard it before but it really struck a chord with me after losing pat and scottie. It's a song by Bayside about their drummer John who was killed l...
Posted by Ralphie aka "The Crisco Kid!" on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:33:00 PST

stole this from carrie, obviously i need a hobby as well!

1. What does your MySpace quote mean?it's a lyric from a propagandhi sonh2. Elaborate on your default photo.me looking rad in my backyeard3. Who is the first person on your top 8?my baby sister4. What...
Posted by Ralphie aka "The Crisco Kid!" on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 06:31:00 PST

pretty happy

yup, it's true, i am pretty happy, no bullshit. had an amazing time in phoenix this weekend and am looking forward to goin back! so yeah i'm pretty fuckin happy rad love ya ralphie...
Posted by Ralphie aka "The Crisco Kid!" on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:58:00 PST

wake up

lonely and in a shitty mood but this song makes me smile Coheed and Cambria "Wake Up" I'm going to ride this plane out of your life again.I wish that I could stay but you argue.More than this I wish y...
Posted by Ralphie aka "The Crisco Kid!" on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 01:38:00 PST

do this!!! fucker

hey! if you really like me you would fill this out!!! 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Gi...
Posted by Ralphie aka "The Crisco Kid!" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm an asshole....i guess

i'm an asshole....i guess, that's it, just wanted to let ya know.
Posted by Ralphie aka "The Crisco Kid!" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

senseless violence

what the fuck, i found out that a friend of mine lost his life on saturday night in a bar in Phoenix. He was beat to death while he was out having a good time. Why do bad things happen to such good ...
Posted by Ralphie aka "The Crisco Kid!" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST