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About Me

If you know me you already know most of my defective personality traits and horrible, horrible secrets. If you don't, why the hell are you looking at my site?

My Interests

being a bmx bandit.

I'd like to meet:

Linda Lovelace and ask just how she managed to do that....

Music:

anything by the melodic sound of the kazoo.

Movies:

too many to list

Television:

rots the brain... stick to smokes and booze.

Books:

the back of the shampoo bottle

Heroes:

do dictators and tyrants count as heroes?