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Thorns is champagne and you are shit

You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating Fruit Loops on your front porch!

About Me

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

My Interests

MONEY. POWER. RESPECT.

I'd like to meet:

Those who fear tomorrow.

Music:

HARDcore.

Movies:

80's Heavy Metal Horror flicks.

Television:

Larry David joints.

Books:

Grimoires of the black arts.

Heroes:

All my heroes are dead. For real. 5/28/07

My Blog

My love affair with a middle aged woman

So tonight was my last time ever at CBGBs. It wasn't a hardcore show but just as good. Saw members of Blondie perform an acoustic set. Debbie Harry is easily the 2nd hottest woman to ever exist. Since...
Posted by Thorns > You on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:05:00 PST

trip

7/26: Left work at about 3pm and headed over to LaGuardia. First plane went to Denver. Took too long at the airport bar and almost missed my next flight. I finally arrived at John Wayne Airport where ...
Posted by Thorns > You on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 03:37:00 PST

From the East Coast to the West Coast...gotta gotta gotta go!

Vacation time! Leaving the humidity for the smog.  I fly into John Wayne on July 26th and fly out Augut 9th. 28th-30th I will be @ Sound & Fury...get psyched. Other things I will be doing/w...
Posted by Thorns > You on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:43:00 PST

Vegetarian Justice (AKA The Death of Customer Service vs. Anger Management Problems)

Anyone who really knows me will you tell you that I have a short fuse and bad temper. I can be vindictive, downright nasty, and tend to hold a grudge for aeons. Today I was able to jot down a new grud...
Posted by Thorns > You on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:37:00 PST

6.06.06

6.6.06The day is finally upon us!Blasphemies will be done.The mark of the beast will be enscripted upon my flesh.Christians will lead even more fearful lives today.I hope the Bible Belt kills themselv...
Posted by Thorns > You on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:16:00 PST

Dear Brandie,

I can't believe it's been a year since you were taken away from us. I'm finally back in NY and you are not. Thats 365 (give or take some) days we could have spent hanging out, going to shows, and just...
Posted by Thorns > You on Tue, 09 May 2006 04:10:00 PST

NATIONAL DAY OF SLAYER!!!

National Day of Slayer 6.6.06 isn't a date that comes around very often (once per century, to be exact), and while plenty of stupid horror movies and terrible albums will be released for the hype...
Posted by Thorns > You on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:14:00 PST

Rites Of Spring

Its rain and 58 degrees in San DiegoIts somewhat sunny and 72 in New York CityTemperatures will be in the 50s & 60s well into Next week. Spring is a mere 10 days away. Finally fucking winter is over. ...
Posted by Thorns > You on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:32:00 PST

Blonde Ambition

Yes, I know I have a problem. I cannot help myself. I have no self control, no will power. There could be worse vices though. April I will be lapsing back into addiction
Posted by Thorns > You on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 08:51:00 PST

BELATED BDAY BASH @ CBGB'S

Body: 1/22/06 4PM CBGB'S 315 BOWERY NEW YORK CITY, NY - DIE YOUNG (Awesome and hardworking band from Texas. Come on time and def. check these guys out!) - CHECK YOUR FACE (CT.'s new level of...
Posted by Thorns > You on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 05:46:00 PST