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I'll steal your fuckin girlfriend.

About Me


Don't like what I do then get over it. For that reason I have a page just for my friends completely free of promotional shit and any other form of nonsense put up here by my lovely self or other people. Feel free to find it, I'm sure I wont add you.
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I'm not looking for a fairytale life, God knows I haven't had one, all I can wish for is happy ending... Ahaha... fuck that, who'm I kidding.
- I don't put up with bullshit. - I hate little pussies. - I'm an Irish gal.Fuck with me and you will get beaten like a nigger in Nazi camp... I may not be big, but my boys are. ;-)
- I'm not like ANYONE you'll ever meet. I'm pretty much a bad ass... haha. A lot of people say that, and they convince themselves it's true, it's usually not. I think they just steal things from other people's personalities that that think is quirky and try to make it their own. Regardless how well you pull it off? It's still not original. But hey, we all can't be as awesome as me... _ ha..JUST KIDDING! But honestly? I doubt you'll ever meet someone as unconventional.
- I play the piano, I'd go nuts if I couldn't. I'm in love with the babygrand at the student union. I play it every chance I get during the week.
-I also sing. I play guitar too. But not in front of anyone. Perhaps I would if I were half as decent as I am at the other two.
I love to dance. I do ballet for the university of akron, but I'll do a silly little Ashley dance to about anything.
I love to paint. I'm not half bad at it. I'm an all around creative/artsy person. I write a lot.. random stuff, events, poetry, etc...
- I have an apple butt.
- I also have a few tattoos and peircings. 15 piercings, a tat on my shoulder and collar bone, stars covering the length of my spine, an AVIATIK logo on my hip,a star on my wrist, and a purple whale with my son's name above it by my left hip.. just for now.
- I had heart surgery in November 2005 because it wouldn't work anymore. So they put a battery in my chest...hence the name Alkaline, as dubbed by my friends.
- I've been a gymnast pretty much my whole life. It's cool I guess.*shrug*
You could call me a jack of all trades, because on top of being sweet as fuck *wink wink*, I save lives on a normal basis. I'm a nationally registered EMT. Kind of an odd combination with ballet, but it's fucken amazing.
I'm very laid back, although I may say the most outlandish things you'll ever hear. Some people don't like me for it, I think it's because they don't know how to respond to the way I act half the time, but that's ok, because I've never known an enemy I couldn't make a friend with. My tongue is a double edged sword... I'm quite witty, and can be extremely vulgar, so it's probably in your best interests to never piss me off, luckily it's hard to do. But, I am also the nicest person you'll ever meet, and people unfortunately take advantage of that... In which case they get their fuckin teeth kicked in. : ) ************************************************************ ****
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My Interests

Riding the fuckin bull, music, tattoos,piercings,ballet, drums, gymnastics, dark hair, starry nights, sunsets, gray skies, midnight drives, sitting on the sidewalk and talking about nothing at 3 am , playing the piano,my guitar, intelligent conversation, hugging, kissing, fucking, sucking, biting, scratching, somtetimes cuddling, being loved, love in general, singing, shows, dancing,poetry, writing, painting, riding on motorcycles, the magic of autumn turning to into the fall season.. I fucking love it.. rain, playing in it, slow dancing to the music in my head, philosophy, psychology,transendentalism, people that aren't vapid and/or ignorant, that can hold a good conversation and that have a good heart, and last but not least, my son Isaac, my wifey that isn't a wifey cuz he's really a dude, my dog Crunk, Oscar the goldfish, my friends, and my family.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ashley Elizabeth
Birthday: March 14, 1987
Birthplace: straight out of my mother's cunt.
Current Location: wouldn't you like to know?
Eye Color: one's green, one's blue
Hair Color: current;y, black with some blonde streaks in muh bangs
Height: 5'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: barbie pink stilletto pumps
Your Weakness: My son, My fiance, good tunes, playing the piano, pretty things, girls,and shopping
Your Fears: anything bad happening to my loved ones
Your Perfect Pizza: low-cal
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: yo have a great time : )
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't use one
Thoughts First Waking Up: "mmm.... fuck..."
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes, legs, tits and ass.
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: lost loved ones, and the ocean. Hanging out with friends that I dont' see as often as I used to.
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: eee..
Do you Smoke: no, it's disgusting
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: quite a bit
Do you Shower Daily: if i get to it. haha
Have you Been in Love: yesh ^_^
Do you want to go to College: already in college
Do you want to get Married: october 2008 is the plan
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah : (
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, i do : )
&..39;Are you a Health Freak:' ah, guilty.
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part. I go through phases.
Do you play an Instrument: piano and guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope, crazy, huh?
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only perscribed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, sorry, i'm not a fatass
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nah, it's been awhile
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: eee too cold!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only the hearts of your girlfriends and boyfriends. ;-)
Ever been Drunk: ahaha....
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nah, not my thing
How do you want to Die: in an interesting way.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a rockstar :-D
What country would you most like to Visit: itally,japan,the bahamas,ireland, england,india
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: it's not the color that always captures me
Favourite Hair Color: darkish for either... but with girls it depends.
Short or Long Hair: again, it depends.
Height: ah, i don't have a preference here as long as they're taller than me
Weight: i like my guys to be fit, but i like all kinds of shaoes and sizes with the girlies.
Best Clothing Style: anything that's not ghetto or trashy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: o0o0o, lots
Number of Piercings: was 15, now i'm down to 13
Number of Tattoos: just five for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: being taken advantage of and doing nothing about it.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

Honestly? Everyone. People amaze me.
You know, I am truly blessed and amazed at how many wonderful people I have in my life. I have THE greatest friends in the world, and I love you all dearly. So, if you're half as cool as the ridiculously awesome people that I'm so lucky to have in my life, then yeah, ofcourse I want to meet you.

Lovers

Music:

Irish folk/rock/punk, classic rock, oldies, glam rock old and new, "hardcore" and "softcore" bands,progressive, contemporary piano, pop-punk, contemporary classical... obviously too many bands to list so i'll just stick with genres. : )

Movies:

I LOVE scary movies, and big action "everything blows up" movies... But my all time favorites (in no certain order) are Finding Neverland, Little Nicky, And Sleeping Beauty. :-D oh oh, just saw Donnie Darko and it's so on my favorite list. ^_^

Television:



Books:

Honestly ? I've read so many damn books I couldn't tell you...I enjoy Memoirs, especially Angela's Ashes, by Frank McCourt, and books with a lot of philosophical insight, Jonothan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach is a wonderful book that I think everyone should read. : )

Heroes:

Betty Page

Norman"Sailor Jerry" Collins

My Blog

Oh little ballerina girl..

you dance so pretty to that tune when you're not hidden in a box.                         &...
Posted by ♥Alkaline♥ on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:11:00 PST

give me some love : (

So, I found out some bad things today, which I will not even discuss. They aren't even directly related to me, but they're bad news none-the-less, which I don't like to hear because it makes me sad.In...
Posted by ♥Alkaline♥ on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:47:00 PST

sure you'll enjoy this...

because this is great... "Phrases that make my blood boil" Ever hear someone quote some hackneyed proverb or some stupid expression they read on a greeting card somewhere, which causes you to think: "...
Posted by ♥Alkaline♥ on Tue, 02 May 2006 10:52:00 PST