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kerri

'i'll make no subscription to your paradise.'

About Me

i am the ruler of kerriland.

My Interests

bats, pinball, dive bars, NPR

I'd like to meet:

people that can blow bubbles with their spit! assholes and cats.

Music:

all sorts of shit.

Movies:

i think i own 5? maybe 7.

Television:

tries to make people buy stuff that they don't need... like movies.... tho some movies are certainly needed.

Books:

'the road' cormak mccarthy. holy shit!!

Heroes:

KORGOTH!!! and the tick.

My Blog

i hate to quote the B52’s...

but i'm roaming!funny invisible lines that were set at least in ancient history in canadian standards that allow phone companies to charge more that 69% cost for pixelated messages... oh i love those ...
Posted by kerri on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 08:21:00 PST

i had to go to abercrombie and fitch today...

the dude that cashed me out told me to 'have a sexy day!'i think i threw up a bit.after i stopped giggling.and then i had to walk around with a HUGE bag that has a naked dude on it. the things we do ...
Posted by kerri on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:03:00 PST

my dead dog, bobby

My Dead Dog, Bobby by Joe R. Lansdale from High Cottonmy dead dog, Bobby, doesn't do tricks anymore. in fact, to look that sucker in the eye i either have to get down on my knees and put my head to th...
Posted by kerri on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:10:00 PST

roommates

i love it when you can hear them fucking!yay!!
Posted by kerri on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:48:00 PST

hawai’i

i have some pics up of the wedding and our week in hawai'i if'n you'd like to see them :)i'll add more as i get 'em!
Posted by kerri on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:08:00 PST

teehee :)

Powder Puff... almost had it.
Posted by kerri on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:05:00 PST

rebirth

FREEWILL ASTROLOGY. For the week of November 2nd.LEO: I suggest you make yourself alert for the return of at least one blast from the past. You may receive a communiqué from a forgotten sanctuary. A ...
Posted by kerri on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST

refresh time!

From : High Cotton - Joe R. Lansdale'Dog, Cat, and Baby'Dog did not like baby. For that matter, Dog did not like Cat. But Cat had claws - sharp claws. Dog had always gotten attention. Pat on head. "He...
Posted by kerri on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:27:00 PST

a prost...

...to good ideas... when you're drunk!!
Posted by kerri on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:43:00 PST

mamma needs a new pair of shoes...

because this morning i went down town, parked on 3rd and stark and STEPPED ON A BOTTLE FULL OF CHEW SPIT THAT SQUIRTED OUT ON TO MY FUCKING SHOE AND SOCK!!!thank fucking GOD it didn't get on my leg......
Posted by kerri on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:20:00 PST