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unic

anything jesus can do i can do better

About Me

i have always wanted someone to identify with but, irony is a dead scene! or is a dead horse an iron project for a scene? who knows! it's 4:00am and you're all dead! life is like chess! even the kings and queens are pawns in the land i reside! no wonder walt disney created the lemmings! i think it's a profound statement for the people residing in florida! follow till you fall off the cliff! free thinkers are dangerous! eh i fuckin hate everyone! people don't like me! it's alright though i have years of experience in my trade! i'm good at pissing everyone off........they say do what you're good at and it's a good trait! it takes an individual to understand me! wow that was pretty egomanical! god i should wear eyeliner after that statment! i think i just need to invest in some guns! gun are fun....look at the death rate in america alone by hand guns! shit they must be fun!

My Interests

i'm looking to find some musicians in the area that are into extreme hardcore with a blend of porno style lines. i can write all different types of music but, i am mainly into funk and dillinger like metal. if you know anyone or anyone is interested in writing some strange blend of hardcore i'm looking.

I'd like to meet:

comical people with the loving nature of low brow humor. someone with a good plotline. extrovert people........i don't want to meet anyone actually if you really think about it.........most people are fake.............cheap glucose pudding for my character vision! ramble ramble................good luck if you are actually reading this ................i mean good show...ha ha fuck off!

Music:


GG Allin, car bomb, SUBLIME,Tub ring, circus contraption, john zorn, naked city, circle jerks,helios creed, dillinger escape plan, candiria,david allen coe, nine inch nails,circle takes the square, psyopus, calico system, behind the sun, (FUCKIN MIKE PATTON ASSHOLES)"zappa taught him well" the locust, naked city, john zorn, peeping tom, two o'clock girlfriend, after school knife fight, burnside, geza X, the subhumans, ever green terrace,the mentors, Dr Heathen scum, depeche mode, the accused, misfits, ministry, skinny puppy, fantomas, al green, curtis mayfield, system of a down, slayer, MOD, SOD, the decendents,mastadon,(here's a spots for anything jello biafra has done) tumor circus,the doors,soulfly,brujeria,ween,the dead milkmen,incubus, faith no more, Mr Bungle, dead kennedys, stolen babies, black flag, 18 visions, tub ring, tom jones, neck, nj blood line, vision of disorder, macabre, behind the sun, butthole surfers, tomahawk, life of agony, dog fashion disco, mindless self indulgence, johnny cash,screw driver, johnny rebel, e-town concrete, hatebreed, the cure, clutch, GWAR, the decendents, the transplants, the misfits, black flag, voodoo glow skulls, tool, helmet, jimi hendrix, frank zappa, burnt by the sun, blah blah fucking blah.......as you see i didn't put any rap bands cause they are a guilty pleasure! ohhh and i cool out to tom jones often!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

B-flick horror,bum fights, PCP saved my life, last house on the left, four rooms, a clockwork orange, bully, kevin smith films, bad taste, dead alive, evil dead, momento, punch drunk love, texas chainsaw massacre, the exorcist, death to smoochie, natural born killers, boon dock saints, jacobs ladder, freddy got fingered, suburbia (both of them) the shinning, scar face, blow, dog day after noon, taxi driver, good fellas, boogie nights, monty pythons in search of the holy grail, and so on and so on!

Television:

adult swim on sundays from 11:30-12:30, reno 911, leave it to beaver, all in the family, the jeffersons, crank yankers, this just in, insomniac, dave chapelle show, the appliance direct commercial they show for two hours here in orlando, info-mercials in general, the young ones, most extreme elimination challange, the simpson, family guy, and what ever other obsurd shows they have on television!

Books:

the worlds almanac of hand shakes........fisted by a blind man.......true stories of life in romania.............

Heroes:

jello biafra, henry rollins, rodney dangerfield, captain murphy, peter griffin, burl ives, the dossers, tom jones, burt bacarack, john wayne gacy, eddied haskel, and the gouche.............................................my friends and family.......who i hold most high!

My Blog

are they making another lost boys?

soooooo i came to the roooooooooooooooooom where my fatherrrrrrrrrrr was! then iiiiiiiii looked at his circumsized penis and i walked down on the hall! then i came to the room where my mother was and ...
Posted by unic on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:21:00 PST

the best dead kennedys lyrics ever!

for any person that really knows me i have been a closet fan for the last 5 years but, an open one for years before that! anyways it’s the best fucking lyrics by them anyways! i’m just bor...
Posted by unic on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:20:00 PST

i wish i wish i wish!

i wish i could make profound statements of my own! i wish i could steal from the old! to have the skills of the dead and bold!  to take statements of things that could relate to me! to be the per...
Posted by unic on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:03:00 PST

ohhhh excuse the language but FFUUUCCKKK YEEAAHHHHH

so, i took out a loan online to move into my new place back in sept. for $250 online through a company called united cash loans! i thought it was like an amscot online! well, they drained my account f...
Posted by unic on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:58:00 PST

phone home! just lyrics ... simplicity

Take fire out of heaven's clenched fist cracks slip between my desire to keep your broken heart bleeding just hold tight and tell another fucking joke to pacify the urge for suicide you know it won't ...
Posted by unic on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:38:00 PST

you me and everyone we know!

research things? it's things you told me! that has to be the dumbest statement i have ever seen......it's ok you can keep spreading lies but, hey i just love to tell your truths! it helps me sleep at ...
Posted by unic on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:13:00 PST

cunt rock queens of belmar!

http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/a9fa46d4
Posted by unic on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:08:00 PST

credit card commercial!

TWO NIGGAS WITH A NATTY! TWO NIGGAS PISSING TO DISPOSE HUMAN WASTE IN A T SHIRT 3. BUCKS BY LAKELAND LAW!   TWO NIGGAS IN SOME DOUCHEBAGS T SHIRT THAT GOT HIS FUCKIN BANK ACCOUNT DRAINED BY CHECK...
Posted by unic on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:02:00 PST

suckers and pawns!

here's the string mamma---------------chase it and trust me i have a pair of scissors! cut the tension and cut the ties! look in the mirror we seized to be! good luck cause, the land of sunshine isn't...
Posted by unic on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:41:00 PST

aids??????

what's your problem? the doors song this is the end is 12 minutes long the song the end in my mind is 2.2 seconds! go fuck yourself!
Posted by unic on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:21:00 PST