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keith

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About Me

in the months immediately following 9-11 george bush made a lot of speaches in which he talked like a wrestler would. he said things like bring it on and these acts were perpetrated by faceless cowards and if your not with us your against us. well im not with him so i guess that makes me a terrorist ..
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My Interests

steph! drinking smoking physics music sports the nasty and sadie

I'd like to meet:

jesus ferguson, issac brock, rush limbaugh (so that i can kick his ass), jon stewart, stern

Music:

modest mouse sublime rage and the indigo girls

Movies:

v for vendetta i love huckabees anything with chris farly clerks, igby goes down, little miss sunshine, and retard power the feature length film

Television:

scubs medium reno daily show nova and any sport that may be on except womens basketball because they are so terrible

Books:

steinbeck faulkner brian green richard feynman and chuck palaniuk

Heroes:

jon stewart stephen colbert hugo chavez and whichever disease george bush eventually succombs to

My Blog

adopt american

at the local ice cream shop a couple nights ago i happened to notice that the middle aged white couple in line ahead of me had not one, not two, but three chineese children one of whom had a cleft lip...
Posted by keith on Mon, 12 May 2008 02:32:00 PST

the combover

i think that the average american male would be more comfortable with one of his balls hanging out out his pants than he would be with having his scalp exposed.  what i dont understand is why it&...
Posted by keith on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:42:00 PST

the problem with being pc

i dont see the point in trying to be politically correct.  the problem with words is not the word itself but the retards who use them.  retard for example was once the accepted form of men...
Posted by keith on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:08:00 PST

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how about a one slogan fits all tee shirt for the abortion debate? a slogan that both the jesus freak right wing and the hippie left wing can both get behind. What if bush was aborted?
Posted by keith on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:08:00 PST

update on my grandfather

my last surviving grandfather died ( of cancer) in the summer of 1994 my last blog was just a rouse to see who was reading. i would like to thank everyone for their concern and support in my alle...
Posted by keith on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:49:00 PST

my grandfather has cancer

fuck you carcinoma!
Posted by keith on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:02:00 PST

fuck you scumbag

i have come to the conclusion that the human race is devolving.  not into cavemen but into some kind of consumer driven zombieism.  if you think about it this makes sense, as a species we pr...
Posted by keith on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:48:00 PST

worst show ever

i watched this new show quarterlife on nbc last night  and i think that it might be called quarterlife because after one hour of that bullshit i had felt like i wasted a quarter of my life. ...
Posted by keith on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:28:00 PST

your not going to shit right for a month, alaska

because you are about to be supremely fucked by the supreme court.  well not all of the supreme court just the five conservatives, you know the usual fuckers scalia, alito, thomas.  man...
Posted by keith on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:14:00 PST

top ten reasons why

the nudy bar rocks. 10)plenty of naked boobs 9)strippers dont talk why the game is on 8)asses 7)its okay to throw things at the girls 6)vag 5)tits in the face, like the double cheeseburger are complet...
Posted by keith on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:46:00 PST