adopt american |
at the local ice cream shop a couple nights ago i happened to notice that the middle aged white couple in line ahead of me had not one, not two, but three chineese children one of whom had a cleft lip... Posted by keith on Mon, 12 May 2008 02:32:00 PST |
the combover |
i think that the average american male would be more comfortable with one of his balls hanging out out his pants than he would be with having his scalp exposed. what i dont understand is why it&... Posted by keith on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:42:00 PST |
the problem with being pc |
i dont see the point in trying to be politically correct. the problem with words is
not the word itself but the retards who use them. retard for example was once
the accepted form of men... Posted by keith on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:08:00 PST |
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how about a one slogan fits all tee shirt for the abortion debate? a slogan that both the jesus freak right wing and the hippie left wing can both get behind.
What if bush was aborted? Posted by keith on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:08:00 PST |
update on my grandfather |
my last surviving grandfather died ( of cancer) in the summer of 1994 my last blog was just a rouse to see who was reading. i would like to thank everyone for their concern and support in my alle... Posted by keith on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:49:00 PST |
my grandfather has cancer |
fuck you carcinoma! Posted by keith on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:02:00 PST |
fuck you scumbag |
i have come to the conclusion that the human race is devolving. not into cavemen but into some kind of consumer driven zombieism. if you think about it this makes sense, as a species we pr... Posted by keith on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:48:00 PST |
worst show ever |
i watched this new show quarterlife on nbc last night and i think that it might be called quarterlife because after one hour of that bullshit i had felt like i wasted a quarter of my life. ... Posted by keith on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:28:00 PST |
your not going to shit right for a month, alaska |
because you are about to be supremely fucked by the supreme court. well not all of the supreme court just the five conservatives, you know the usual fuckers scalia, alito, thomas. man... Posted by keith on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:14:00 PST |
top ten reasons why |
the nudy bar rocks.
10)plenty of naked boobs
9)strippers dont talk why the game is on
8)asses
7)its okay to throw things at the girls
6)vag
5)tits in the face, like the double cheeseburger are complet... Posted by keith on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:46:00 PST |