I say what I feel |
I submit to you the events of Saturday August 1, 2009. The alarm goes off at 7am, I planned for this to happen. Hop in the truck and head out. I pulled into the gas station in Dayville, walked in to ... Posted by on Sun, 02 Aug 2009 12:18:00 GMT |
New Parody Songs |
For those of you that don't know, I was recently in a musical comedy contest in NYC. It was an 8 week long single elimination competition and at the end your boy D-Burg was the winner. Here are some o... Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:06:00 GMT |
20 Vagina One Liners |
Here are some vagina one liners, never know when you may need one.Your vagina looks like a catchers mitt.I met your vagina....I wasn't impressed.Your vagina stole my watch.Your vagina's a little gamey... Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:15:00 GMT |
Obnoxious Drunk Girl |
You're at a loud, crowded bar. Standing against the wall involved in a group conversation. The conversation doesn't interest you, so you begin to gaze. Looking around at all the drunks the scene becom... Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 07:54:00 GMT |
Ryan S. Doyle Scholarships |
My condolences to the families of Ryan Doyle and Justin Corey. In memory of Ryan, two separate scholarships have been established. One at Killingly High School, the other at QVCC. Checks can bemad... Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:52:00 GMT |
D-Burg Christmas Carol |
D-Burg Christmas CarolBrooksy the once proud redmenHas a very mis-shaped headAnd if you've ever seen itYou would know he's retarded All of the locals know himWe laugh and point when he walks... Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 22:32:00 GMT |
Veronica |
December 2005, I'm living in Orange, Connecticut. It's Wednesday night, college night at Toads Place bar/club in New Haven. Seemed to have become a ritual that my friends and I head down to scam on th... Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:35:00 GMT |
Saying I’m not interested isn’t as much fun. |
When I get approached by a woman at a bar, party or anywhere for that matter, chances are I'm not really interested. However, I find it so amusing to continue a conversation as if I am interested inst... Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 04:11:00 GMT |
Some things I hate |
Here are some things I hate. In No Particular Order. BFF, Bestie and Bestest. If you use the words bestie or bestest you should be punched in the fucking mouth. Do you know how gay t... Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:13:00 GMT |
Video Blog. Davis Park Halloween: Denied! |
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE HALLOWEEN PARTY!!!!!!!!NOV 1, 8-2AM$25 INCLUDES BEER, WINE, FOOD, PRIZES, DJ, KARAOKETHE IMPERIAL ROOM, D-BURGBE THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am su... Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:15:00 GMT |