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SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away ...
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM : You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new President of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.
THE ANDERSEN MODEL: You have two cows. You shred them.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the ports, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION : You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'cowkimon' and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have a pizza.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the sh*t out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy ...
AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
WELSH CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.
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Your results:You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Hulk 80% Supergirl 67% Superman 60% Green Lantern 60% Batman 55% Wonder Woman 52% Catwoman 50% The Flash 50% Iron Man 45% Robin 37% You are intelligent, witty,
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@ FualiDotComThis one was taken in 2004:
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : High
Schizoid : Very High
Schizotypal : High
Antisocial : High
Borderline : Moderate
Histrionic : Moderate
Narcissistic : High
Avoidant : High
Dependent : High
Obsessive-Compulsive : Moderate
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And this one in 2007:
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Very High
Schizoid Disorder : High
Schizotypal Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Disorder : High
Borderline Disorder : Low
Histrionic Disorder : Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder : Very High
Avoidant Disorder : Low
Dependent Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Moderate
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Very intereseting observations...
you're an ice spirit! an ice spirit is rarely seen,
so that means you're a rare kind of spirit!
they are not often seen because they mostly
stay alone and they isolate them selves from
the rest of the world!
Which Star Wars Jedi/Sith are you?
Obi-Wan Kenobi
You’ve managed to train both a great evil and a greater good, not to mention whipping the ass of the coolest looking Sith in the series. However, you do have a few weaknesses, like Count Dooku and a douche bag of a Padawan. Other than that, you are the epitome of class. The accent, the outfit, and your care for those around you is highly admirable. Arguably, you are the best Jedi that ever lived, having owned Maul, Anakin and Grievous, a total of seven lightsabres among the three.
What Famous Leader Are You?
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