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the incredible, edible spandexman! &lt;single&gt;

If something's not fun to do, it's not worth doing.....

About Me

My name is Nick Versteeg or so I've been told. My number one goal in life has always been to become the "President of the Universe." I have messiah-like powers such as my unparalleled drawing ability and the power to tell low-fat food from the regular stuff. My dad went to school with Michelle Pfeiffer. I also attended the same high school as John Malkovich (the black and white photo of John in the Benton Rangers football jersey which appeared in "Being John Malkovich" is proof of that). I enjoy the character of Meatwad more even though I'm obviously the sarcastic bastard Master Shake. People tell me I look like a freakish cross between Toby Maguire and Keanu Reeves. Oh yeah, and Olivia Munn totally commented on my Myspace...twice, Booya! I've tried my hand at acting a few times, but I've never really approached it seriously. This year I hope to change that. Anyway I'm going to ol' Rend Lakers right now to get a degree in Graphic Design. My email is tricked_out721@hotmail.com. hit me up sometime.

My Interests



http://www.myheritage.comLikes: box office movies, independent movies, anything obscure, girls (more of a weakness actually), sketching, graphic novels, most kinds of music, anything Italian, Drift Racing, sleeping late, second guessing my existence, sneaking up and scaring the Martha Stewart out of of people, fingers, toes, getting paid, getting laid---------------------------------------Dislikes: Numero Uno: COUNTRY MUSIC!!!!! (I apologize to those of you who can actually tolerate it), hour long conversations with strangers, hour long conversations with anyone, going to work, working and not getting paid, stupid people, guys who abuse their girlfriends, insects, mannequins, Mariah Carey
Make your own dummy book at Blinkyou.com
You Are Los Angeles
Young and fun, you always know where the best parties are.
And while you tend to keep things carefree and casual...
You certainly can glam it up when you need to.

Famous people from Los Angeles: Tyra Banks, Jake Gyllenhall, Freddie Prinze Jr. What American City Are You?
Your 2005 Song Is
Mr. Brightside by The Killers

"It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss"

Let's just say you're happy to be done with 2005! What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?
You Are 23 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
Your Summer Ride is a Mustang Convertible
You're out to experience the very best of summer.
From the best beaches to the best tan, you want it all! What's Your Summer Ride?
Your Bumper Sticker Should Be
If you don't like my driving - stay off the sidewalk What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?
All American Kid
Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain.

You were well rounded and well liked in high school. Who Were You In High School?
Your Seduction Style: Prized Object
The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.

You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!

You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for. What Kind of Seducer Are You? .6 !
You scored as Skater. Your A Skater!

Goth


90%

Rocker, Mosher


90%

Skater


90%

Trendy


85%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


70%

Prepy


65%

Emo


60%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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WHAT ROCK BAND R U?? (COOL PICS)

GUNS N ROSES
WOW! GUNS N ROSES ROCK! THERE LEGENEDS AND THEY KICK ASS ALL THE WAY! THERE A GREAT ROCK BAND AND THERE MUSIC WILL SOUND AS GOOD AND BE AS POPULAR AS WHEN IT WAS FIRST REALESED! THEY TRULY R ONE OF THE BEST BANDS EVER!

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WHAT KIND OF ALCOHOL ARE YOU-->-->-->KOOLPICS

VODKA
YOUR VODKA, YOU TASTE LIKE ACID BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO THE REAL WORLD!

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What that 70s show character are you?

Kelso
You are kelso. Stupid , irrisponsible , and really hott!!!

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which of the guys from blink182 are you most like?(nice pics)

you are tom
you are tom. you are super super sexy and like to goof around with your friends. :)

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NICK
Nis forNaive
Iis forInsane
Cis forCaptivating
Kis forKind What Does Your Name Mean?
You Are Gonzo the Great

"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind! The Muppet Personality Test
Your Linguistic Profile:
55% General American English
25% Yankee
15% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
You Are Mountain Dew
Ultra hyper and full of energy, you're on a permanent sugar high.
Some people complain about your taste, but the do appreciate your power.

Your best soda match: Coke

Stay away from: Root Beer What Kind of Soda Are You?
You Should Visit Brazil
If you're looking for an extreme yet chill vacation, Brazil is perfect for you.
Go wild at Carnaval, get lost in the Amazon, and relax checking out the beautiful people on the beach. What Latin American Country Should You Visit?Your Monster Profile
Blood Thirsty Killer

You Feast On: Starbucks

You Lurk Around In: Swamps

You Especially Like to Torment: Hippies What's Your Monster Name?Take the quiz:

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I'd like to meet:

anyone-scratch that, humans, not those fake hot chick profiles. Go to burntpickle.com, they'll tell you everything you need to know about fake myspace profiles.

Music:

Mostly alternative/hardcore rock, european techno, and some rap for example: Bloc Party, Zebrahead, Goldfinger, The Verve, MF Doom, Avenged Sevenfold, Dragon Force, AFI, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Guns n Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Smashing Pumpkins, Saliva, Supersystem, Calico System, Coheed & Cambria, Panic! At the Disco, Hawthorne Heights, My Chemical Romance, Matchbook Romance, MXPX, Relient K, Hellogoodbye, Pink Spiders, HIM, All American Rejects, Anti-Flag, Strike Anywhere, The Matches, Korn, Static-X, Gym Class Heroes, Action Action, Fine Young Cannibals, Masu Misairu, L'Arc en ciel, Namie Amuro, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Gnarls Barkley, Pharrell Williams, Timberland, Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, Public Enemy, and others (also, I have a guilty obsession with Pussycat Dolls and Beyonce, I can't help it they're just so damn hot plus they can sing)

Movies:

Be Kind Rewind, Grind, The Truman Show, Fun With Dick and Jane, Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls, Weekend at Bernie's 1&2, Rat Race, Napolean Dynamite, Monkeybone, There's Something About Mary, Zoolander, basically anything with Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Seth Green, Rob Schneider, Jim Carrey, Leslie Nielson, Rob Schrab, or Chris Cunningham, Accepted, Superbad, Crank, Blade Runner, Matrix Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Scary Movie series, Office Space, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (new and original), Return of the Dead series, Shawn of the Dead, Ultraviolet, Crash, 11:14, Naked Gun series, Freaked, National Lampoon's Vacation series, American Pie series, Evil Dead Trilogy, Sin City, Spiderman 1,2,&3, Ultraviolet, Akira, Versus, Azumi, Casshern, Borat, Donnie Darko, Southland Tales, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Magnolia, Garage Days, Lost in Translation, and too much other shit to mention

Television:

Arrested Development (best show in the history of everything), Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dark Angel, Heroes, Battlestar Galactica, Dr. Who, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Reno 911, Scrubs, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken (love it), Death Note, Blood+, Naruto, Mobile Suit Gundam series, .HACK series, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Tenchi Muyo series, Bleach, Inuyasha, Trigun, Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex & 2nd Gig, Death Note, Attack of the Show, Cheat, X-Play, Electric Playground, Flavor of Love, Surreal Life, Celebrity Fit Club, A Shot at love w/ Tila Tequila,

Books:

Universe in a Nutshell by Stephen Hawking, Sound of Thunder by Ray Bradbury, Battlefield Earth, Call of Cthulu by H.P. Lovecraft, Vampire Hunter D the novelswebsites: theonion.com, channel01.com, funnyordie.com,

Heroes:

Keanu Reeves, Tony Alva (for introducing hardcore skateboarding, duh!), Mark Ecko (mad art skills, hopefully I can become as successful as him one day), and Seth Green (multi-talented crack monkey and my evil twin)

My Blog

My Last Days As A Teenager

Hi, you might've opened this thinking I was some sociopath on the verge of killing myself. No, that's not the case at all, at least not yet anyway. I'm merely turning the ripe old age of the big 2-0, ...
Posted by the incredible, edible spandexman! <single> on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:16:00 PST

Things to do at Wal-mart if you get bored

Stuff to do at walmart if your bored.1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute interva...
Posted by the incredible, edible spandexman! <single> on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:50:00 PST

You know you live in 2006 when...

1.) when u go to a party...sit down & and take myspace pics!2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't ...
Posted by the incredible, edible spandexman! <single> on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:46:00 PST

3rd Blog

Wow, this is the first time in like 4 months I've blogged. amazing. astounding even. Actually I'm not really that much of a blogger. As you might have guessed.....anyway life is pretty ...
Posted by the incredible, edible spandexman! <single> on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 08:13:00 PST

2nd Blog

Hey, well today's Monday and you know what that means. Yes, your absolutely right- the start of another crappy week. I personally think god hates me. I think it might've been because of that time...
Posted by the incredible, edible spandexman! <single> on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:45:00 PST

1st Blog

Well, this is pretty much my first blog sooo...  anyway, tonight's the Grammies.  I'm not really sure if I'll feel like watching though (I'll probably be watching the new episode of "Lost")....
Posted by the incredible, edible spandexman! <single> on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 05:35:00 PST