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TreeSplitter

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About Me


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First alittle backround on the band. Jim grew up in the Australian outback, while Ryan hails from the Yukon (a very desolate area of Canada.) They both met at a routine check entering Canada, while they were both on vacation in the U.S. Coincidently, Ryan and James both were caught with crystal meth at the border check, and they were sentanced to Maximum Security Prision* for 12 years. Afterwords, the two created TreeSplitter, after talking about their musical infulences and stylings for 12 years in prision. Now, in 2006, TreeSplitter are better than ever. With so many experiences shared by the two, and their sheer talent, TreeSplitter is at the top of their game.Message from the band: "Zeus Rules!"*there was no sexual contact whilst in prison you sick perv. - -Today TreeSplitter has released 19 LP/EPs, over 10 hours of music and a incredible variety of completly insane ballads, rocks, sings and songs! ZEUS RULZZ!This is just the beginning. TreeSplitter.

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Member Since: 6/12/2005
Band Website: moviepoopshoot.com
Band Members: TreeSplitter is : Ryan P. Smith and James A. Penola. RYAN SMITH - electric bass, co-lead vox, percussion/tamborine, harmonica, cacklin' keys / JIM PENOLA - lead vox, guitfiddlin', krusty keys, harmonica, percussion / Guest appearances : Charles Barkley - vocals, spoon ("Hoop Dreams") .. Mrs. Smith - spoon ("Mark Hamill") vocals (Silicon) .. Mr. Smith - metallic triangle ("Popcorn") .. Steve Clancy - vocals (song: "The Almighty Knob," album: "Happy Feet"), twangy instrument (album: "Happy Feet")
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Record Label: Lumberjacks Unite!
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Chocolate Pussy - an exercise in Innocence vs.Experience

"Chocolate Pussy" - the new hit single from TreeSplitter - is genius A'capella in action. The deliberately contrasting vocals and lyrics provide a deep insight into themes first made fa...
Posted by TreeSplitter on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:29:00 PST

Those Who Burn in the Flames of Hades shouldn't throw stones

Attention Legions of TS! Supposed "friend" of TreeSplitter, the so-called DJ/Musician Paul Sampler, has desecrated thy Space of Zeus and his disciples with his shameless self-promotion. In addition to...
Posted by TreeSplitter on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:04:00 PST

TS salutes the World Cup

At this time, TreeSplitter would like to honor and pay tribute to all those who played in today's FIFA World Cup Final (as well as every other country that participated). However, in the climactic sho...
Posted by TreeSplitter on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:39:00 PST

TreeSplitter will not, no, CANNOT stop!

TreeSplitter, the bulldozer force of the music world, show 0 signs of tire. Creating 10+ albums within 2 years, one delicious documentry and playing an earth-shattering show to challenge the Gods, Tre...
Posted by TreeSplitter on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:27:00 PST

Film Fest results!

"TreeSplitter: The Movie" got DEAD LAST (10th Place)!!! and we couldn't be happier--we go all or nothing, 1st or 10th--you have to make an EFFORT to get beaten by a 30 second iPod nano commericial, bu...
Posted by TreeSplitter on Sun, 28 May 2006 06:45:00 PST

Better Than Fred Savage

TS recorded a fucking sweet new album recently (Better Than Fred Savage)...one of their best, featuring a 4-part epic entitled "Hoop Dreams."   In other news, the world premiere of "TreeSplitter:...
Posted by TreeSplitter on Thu, 18 May 2006 05:57:00 PST

TS: The Movie pt. 5

TreeSplitter: The Movie = done! The final running time is about 40+ minutes (Dave hasn't even watched the whole thing in sequence yet) and the 4 of us plan on having a private (maybe even sexy) get to...
Posted by TreeSplitter on Wed, 10 May 2006 03:55:00 PST

Ron (TS: The Movie pt. 4)

After those sucky SATs we went to CD World to get Ron a Kottonmouth Kings album for his 2 billionth birthday.         and we're finishing the final cut of the movie tomorrow. Peace...
Posted by TreeSplitter on Sun, 07 May 2006 05:36:00 PST

TS: The Movie pt. 3

Well the final cut is due on Monday and we're gonna film like the dickens tomorrow and edit it all together. According to Ryan, the footage so far looks good, and there will be plenty of material for ...
Posted by TreeSplitter on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 07:05:00 PST

Quote of the Week

Welcome to TreeSplitter's first ANNUAL Quote of the WEEK, expect a new quote EVERY DAY!!!(sponsored by Joe's Toffee Hut in association with Bill's Camel Farm): *today's quote comes from TS co-founder ...
Posted by TreeSplitter on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:10:00 PST