Alazona |
I dont know if you are familiar with my friend Joke? ? Hes an interesting character who spells his name with a question mark at the end of it. For pronunciation purposes, the question mark is sile...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 09:07:00 GMT |
St. Patrick's Day leftovers |
I walked up the stairs and entered Alex Daviss bedroom. Hey Alex. Hey man, said Alex. Do you want to stay for dinner tonight? Were having pork chops. Sure, sounds good to me. Alex stuck his...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:04:00 GMT |
The Scientist |
Microwaving a bag of popcorn is a refined art. You have to make sure you dont smell it burning, you have to listen intently as the popping slows, and if you dont put the microwave on the popcorn ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:05:00 GMT |
survizzle |
1. Do your parents have any children?
Not sure never asked them
2. What do you look for in a guy friend?
Someone who buys a lot of lunch but who leaves most of ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:19:00 GMT |
Garbage Accusations |
Chris Nielson came up to me one day and said, "Vinnie Rossi, my garbage can is missing."
I replied, "That sucks, bro. That nasty windstorm last night blew away a lot of people’s garbage ca...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:36:00 GMT |
Eloquence |
Alex Davis came up to me one day.
"Hey Vinnie Rossi, would you say that I'm eloquent?"
"I would say that you're an ass", I replied.
"No really, you'd have to admit that I'm pre...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:15:00 GMT |
Tunisia and birds |
For those of you familiar with the A-Man, you know that we have been at each other's throats for a while now, what with him stealing my car and myself sending him to the hospital for extended periods ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 23:48:00 GMT |
Killing Joke? |
My dear friend James Oliver Kelly, who goes by the pseudonym "Joke?", is known to keep sunflower seeds in his backyard in a birdhouse-shaped container which he hangs from a tree. I was hungry on...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 23:59:00 GMT |
sock puppets |
Hi. I'm Vinnie Rossi and I'm a sock puppet. There's not too much to a sock puppet, but I learned a long time ago that it's not what you got - it's how you use it. I work with a great ventiloquist and ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:36:00 GMT |
a cry for help |
L'il Steve is one of the happiest people I know, so one day I asked him how he does it.
"Well", Steve replied, "it's partly because of a healthy appetite, but mostly because I'm perpetuall...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:08:00 GMT |
