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TOMas Chainsaw Massacre

i provide the profile, you provide the beer!!!

About Me

Hey, eh ya.........okay, namez Ferg and this is moi myspace. But yeah, i FREAKIN ADORE HORROR, i'm a big nerd and yeah, i know it like, but fuck it. Go to D.C.S. great school. Um..........and other stuff.....*cough*Freakin sweet movies---- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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My Interests

I AM A HORROR MOVIETELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: fergus, or ferg or gerb or wateva ;)
Birthday: 17th of ????
Birthplace: Cork, Ireland
Current Location: eh....Cork, Ireland
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5ft 9inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: right....leftys are weird!!!!
Your Heritage: dunno....
The Shoes You Wore Today: skecher(brown)
Your Weakness: money;)
Your Fears: spiders/heights
Your Perfect Pizza: a free pizza;)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: dunno...eh survive another year!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wats de craic????
Thoughts First Waking Up: idiot!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair;)
Your Bedtime: im cool, i go 2 bed at 7:30....
Your Most Missed Memory: dunno
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither....both r shit..blah!!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee....mmmmm
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: alwayz
Do you Sing: yep...i have a great voice!! but ul neva hear it!!!
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: yep...trinity college doin film....
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: not really...i dunno
Are you a Health Freak: nope...dats retarded
Do you get along with your Parents: yep....always
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: nope;)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: eh.....no;)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep....tink so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep...cept we calll em shopping centres
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: neva tried it...wonder wat it tastes like!?!
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: im skinny dipping right now
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: neva
Ever been Drunk: yep;)
Ever been called a Tease: twice...2 de max!!! mu ha ha ha ha
Ever been Beaten up: no...bt punched yeah...bein cheaky:(
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: yawn then EXPLODE!!!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: film director
What country would you most like to Visit: japan, looks class
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: smaller dan me
Weight: thin...ish!!!!
Best Clothing Style: anythin bt knacker clothes:(
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1...lets not speak of it!!!!
Number of CDs I own: 16
Number of Piercings: 1...bt now its gone, so does dat count????
Number of Tattoos: 0..soon i will have some hopefully
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none...thanx jeesus

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If i was a serial killer i would be The Zodiac Killer .

Over the course of almost 9 years in the 1970s the Zodiac Killer took the lives of over 13 people, either stabbing or shooting them to death in or by their vehicles. All the targets were the same, couples in cars off rural roads.

Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted messages to the local papers, describing how his past victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't post his message on the cover of the newspaper the following day. The only surviving witness described the zodiac killer as a heavy set man in a self fashioned hooded jacked that covered his face, brandishing a crossed circle that he always signed his letters with.

After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case was never solved.

Kill count: 13
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Music:

Everything(including) Interpol, Foo fighters, Incubus, James Brown, The prodigy, The magic Numbers, Kings Of leon, The strokes, Muse, Christy Moore, Death from Above 1979, etc etc etc
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Movies:

Some seriously sweet movie, check 'em out.

Television:

i dont really watch de t.v............ only shitting wit u, i watch smallville, LOST, CSI,Viva la Bam, mtv and stuff........wat u watch???? Take the quiz: "Which LOST character are you?"

Sawyer
You are Sawyer You are a Jackass.Take the quiz: "What Jackass person are you?"

Johnny Knoxville
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Books:

i love AMERICAN PSYCHO by bret easton ellis, PET SEMATARY by stephen king and CARRIE by stephen king...
Your IQ Is 105
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional

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Heroes:

BATMAN!!!! spider-man, superman....wat'd u mean not dat kinda hero!?! oooh the lads 4m dude wheres my car 2....shibby!!!

My Blog

EMO-style complaining

Okay so like, if one more fucknig person calls me Emo im gonna freak. And yes i have realised that this Blog in it's self, makes me sound Emo, and doesn't help the arguement at all......FUCK SHIT FUCK...
Posted by TOMas Chainsaw Massacre on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 03:37:00 PST

Urban Legends

Fuck yeah! New blog bitches........ Has anybody ever been so frightened that there whole body just stood still. And u just cannot move. eerie stuff i tellz ya....me and eoin gotta do that 'Bloody Mary...
Posted by TOMas Chainsaw Massacre on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 02:18:00 PST

My thoughts on stuff....

Okay so maybe you've read some of my old blogs, but this is i think one of the most important ive ever done... Right, ive got alot of things to say so just read ahead or stop...it's up 2 u... Friends,...
Posted by TOMas Chainsaw Massacre on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:24:00 PST

Praise: Volume 3

Okay so this will be the last in my TRILOGY OF PRAISE as i like to call it...i'm still bummed(slightly) but things are on the way up...we have grown closer(as friends or more i cannot tell) so that's ...
Posted by TOMas Chainsaw Massacre on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 09:09:00 PST

Praise: Volume 2

*sighs* Had a good day yesterday, that GIRL was there, and i realized those close to me all know who it is! What the fuck? And they all are being great bout it, so cheers for that. I'm confused now, t...
Posted by TOMas Chainsaw Massacre on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 06:18:00 PST

Praise from afar

Okay, so i aint feeling the best at the mo...very down i think i could call it. I really like some1, whos with some1 else and its makin me freak out...I cant say who it is but shes the nicest, prettie...
Posted by TOMas Chainsaw Massacre on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:18:00 PST

new script

1. SCENE 1  INT. SCHOOL - DAY   The schools main door is being hit repeatedly by 2 students. From what we can here it is raining heavily and the 2 are being soaked. They bang repeatedly until f...
Posted by TOMas Chainsaw Massacre on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 08:38:00 PST

new script

1. SCENE 1  INT. SCHOOL - DAY   The schools main door is being hit repeatedly by 2 students. From what we can here it is raining heavily and the 2 are being soaked. They bang repeatedly until f...
Posted by TOMas Chainsaw Massacre on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 08:38:00 PST

i wrote dis 1 wen i was 14...hah ah

THE WAITING DEAD   BY   FERGUS BURKE                                           &nbs...
Posted by TOMas Chainsaw Massacre on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 11:48:00 PST

yes...i wrote dis wen i was like 13....:(

Walk the earth   By   Fergus burke                                            ...
Posted by TOMas Chainsaw Massacre on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 11:06:00 PST