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Jack

Meet me in the morning, 56th and Wabasha

About Me



Shaggy. Just picture Shaggy in every way, shape, and form. I am Dutch, I know it, I just have to move there and become a citizen. Name a drink and I can make it, I can catch any ball that comes to third base (and steal almost any base I want to) and I get can rid of the black water in your pool. (i am also becoming a helicopter pilot)

My Interests

Painting, video games, flying helicopters,and of course, sex.

I'd like to meet:

Bob Dylan, Alyssa Milano, Gabby Reece, Spiderman, Jason Lee, Kevin Smith,Bo diddley,and the short haired girl from "point break"

Music:

They Might Be Giants, Buddy Holly, Bob Dylan, Eddie Cochran, Bo Diddly, Chuck Berry, Tom Petty, Violent Femmes, Beastie Boys, Cake, Soul Coughing, The Proclaimers

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Half Baked, Dazed and Confused, Clerks, Mallrats (etc), Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, Counterparts (drunkythebear.com), Caddy Shack, The Princess Bride, and anything in HD.

Television:

That 70's Show, Malcolm in the Middle, and The Contender (wish they'd bring it back!),the lost room,and most shows on sci-fi(the cheesier the better),and sunrise earth,the rest of my tv time is spent on my PS3.oh yeah,cartoon network!

Books:

Don't read much, but couldn't put down the Harry Potter series.

Heroes:

Kratos (from God of War)