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Erinlicious

Contemplating joining a convent...

About Me


Haha, you know who you are!!! Thanks Daniel!!! :D!!!
This profile was edited with FearKiller's Pimp MySpace 2.0Howdy Ya’all! Hope you’re a very happy camper reading all this nonsense, because that’s about what it is. I just moved to Dothan, Alabama from Trinidad, Colorado, and I moved there from Melbourne, Florida. I’m a bartender, I’m fun, and I do tricks. I love everyone and I don’t believe I’ve ever met a stranger in my life. I’ll talk to a wall if it will sit there long enough… sometimes they walk away though. I love Guinness and Patron, they are proof that God loves me and wants me to be happy. Further proof: sushi, firefighters, and football. I totally want to meet every person on the planet, but I am NOT looking to date or “get to know” anyone. And the "I wanna get to know you better" emails are PLAYED OUT and will NOT get a response. Think of something more creative. I know everyone on my friends list personally. Sending a random add request will result in a longer list of pending friend requests. So if you have intentions of adding me or already did, I WON’T add you unless you: 1. KNOW ME PERSONALLY, or 2: Give me a good enough reason to. How ‘bout that?!


I'm really spunky, but I'm laid back. I'm really honest, loyal, and friendly, but I have a little bit of a bite when need be. I'm not scared of anything... except spiders. Domestically speaking, I will take care of everything EXCEPT: Taking out the garbage, mowing the lawn, and killings spiders... those are the responsibility of my lucky significant other - I'll take care of the rest. I think I've heard it all, or at least most of it... but some people surprise me sometimes, although that's very rare. I'm a no-drama workplace, so if you wanna work with me, check your drama at the door. I like to be busy... whether working, going to school, playing pool, playing darts, reading a book, sewing, etc...



I love all kinds of people and things... I have 17 piercings, no tattoos (althought I love them on other people). I hate bananas. My favorite foods are pizza, sushi, and chocolate, in that order. Pizza is like sex; even when its bad, its still pretty good. I love all kinds of animals, and don't approve of hunting... but if you do, just don't tell me. I love guns, just not pointed at anything with a pulse. I love my family although they're crazy and they're driving me insane as well... I hate shoes, I wear flip flops everywhere, unless I totally have to wear shoes. I love water... drinking glasses of it, running through drops of it, splashing in puddles of it, taking baths in tubs of it, swimming in lakes, rivers, pools, and oceans of it, etc., etc., etc!



K, that's enough, if you want to know more, I know lots more. Just ask, I'll hook you up.



You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party! You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?

My Interests


Boys, food, fun... Anything really, as long as it consists of having fun.

I'd like to meet:

You! and YOU! AND YOOOOU! Feel free to hit me up on AIM (magicsmyle83) or yahoo IM (magicsmyle83). O:)





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Music:


Anything at all... Rock, punk, ska, country, rap, r&b, hiphop, classical, musicals, ANYTHING! I don't really care for the techno side of things... it gives me anxiety.

Movies:

I don't like watching movies... I get bored and I usually end up annoying whoever made me watch a fucking movie.

Television:

I don't really like TV either, but um... ESPN is 3.

Books:

I love to read. My parents have a 2 story library in their house, and the passion was passed down to me. Its a great way to escape reality... but my all-time-favorite book is The Sneeches, by Dr. Seuss. If you have any reccomendations for good books, share!!

Heroes:

My dad. She's awesome. She is a genious in her own right, and she has made incredible sacrifices for the sake of my brother and I. She is just plain amazing, I suppose I don't know what else to say.

My Blog

I love Patron.

So, it was brought to my attention, by my best friend Heather, that there is a Patronerator (an automatic Patron chilling machine). YEAH. That's what I said. I decided to take action. I looked on the ...
Posted by Erinlicious on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

Restaurant Courtesy, a "Must Read".

To all the bartenders and servers!! 1. If you can afford to go out to eat... But you can't afford to tip... hey.. guess what?.. You can't afford to go out to eat. 2. This is 2007 people. 10%-15% is ...
Posted by Erinlicious on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:10:00 PST

Dogs rock, seeeriously.

My mom emailed this to me, and I totally agree.... I wanna be a dog when I grow up. Dog philosophy If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:When loved ones come home, always run to gree...
Posted by Erinlicious on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 04:35:00 PST

beer bath

This is kind of a crappy story, but maybe its kinda good, who knows. Oh well, just read it. :) I had to get up early in the AM to go and help out at a golf tournament to shmooz for a new possible p...
Posted by Erinlicious on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:19:00 PST

Fucking Denver Airport. >:|

So, my Florida ID is expired as I go home this trip. So, I get my ticket (with that expired motherfucker), and go through security. The chick points out that it's expired (first person on the planet t...
Posted by Erinlicious on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:13:00 PST

My dad's a girl...?

Yes, really. My dad is a transgendered female... a she-male, chick with a dick, whatever you want to call it. I found out in November sometime when my dad "came out to me". I was pretty okay with it f...
Posted by Erinlicious on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 05:42:00 PST

Verrrry funny letter... O:)

Dear Alcohol: First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by Erinlicious on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 01:23:00 PST

My first blog... Happy New Year!!

Wow, Happy New Year ya'all! I am so happy the holidays are over I could spit. I hope everyone else's were good, but mine rather sucked. We had 6 cool French people stay with us for 10 days, which w...
Posted by Erinlicious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST