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Henry Mustard- Naked Wonder

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

"THIS CITY IS GUILTY, THE CRIME IS LIFE, THE SENTENCE IS............. DEATH!!!!!"I am chemically imbalanced yet show signs of enlightenment at inappropriate times. I have an unhealthy interest in the following things: Beer Free Food Acid Weird things Crazy music Denim and Leather Punk Rock......especially bands only us snobs dig I like girls and I'm flexable( I can be a dick to you if you want, or i can be nice if you want......i'm mostly nice, but just ask about the dick thing.....it's in there somewhere...I can have it special ordered). I hate boring people that i can't relate to. I am unpredictable. I dig myself but I hate my luck. I'm probably going to get weirder as I get older. Fun rules. Be yourself or go home bitch ass. If this creeps you out, you obviously should stop reading here. I'm kinda nuts but mostly in a good way. AIM=naxgul666v

My Interests

Livin it up, Hanging with my friends, Music that rules harder than a cold PBR on a 90 degree day, old Science Fiction novels, Cult movies, scifi/horror, the stars, the moon, animals (especially cats and rodents), adventure,Paganism, the occult, far-left politics, indulging in Marijuana and(on occaision) hallucinogens, alchohol,vitamin water, visiting new places,showing affection, writting, drawing, playing in the mud, hanging out in the woods, abandoned buildings, comic books, hiking, sewing,photography(although I haven't been in a darkroom in a while), collecting random debris I happen upon, going to punk/metal shows, being metal/punk/crust as fuck

I'd like to meet:

Punks, Crusties, Metalheads, strange and interesting specimens of the human race, a girl who will put up with my crazy ass and teach me a thing or two about life....i need some lessons. Not posers. Ever. I hope you all get into car crashes and are so horribly burned they cannot identify your charred remains.

Music:

Discharge, Motorhead, Black Sabbath, Amebix, The Varukers, Icons Of Filth, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Hawkwind, Dio, Rainbow, Accept, UFO, Thin Lizzy, New York Dolls, The Stooges, 17th Class, Bludwulf(I'M NOT IN THIS BAND), I Object, Skate Korpse, Sarcous, Warsquad, Black Flag, Disorder, Blue Cheer, Mountain, GISM, Vorkriegsphase, Napalm Death, SoRe ThRoAt, Gloom, Disclose, Kuro, So What, Gudon, The Execute, Zouo, Gai, Confuse, Kylesa, Kaaos, Kix, Motley Crue, WASP, Kiss, Gauze, Deathside, Bastard, Hellkrusher, Assrash, Accion Mutante, Iconoclast, Avskum, Anti Cimex, Crude SS, Discard, Shitlickers, Wretched, Raw Power, Miles Davis, John Lee Hooker, Sun-Ra, Abrasive Wheels, Annihilation Time, Signal Lost (hey Ashley!), Witch Hunt (hey Nicole, tell Elinor thanx for the beer), Robert Johnson, Van Halen (not Van Hagar!), Metallica(80's-era), Slayer, Megadeth, Jeff Beck, Yardbirds, Scorpions, Kreator, Living Death, Sodom, Sadus, Master, Death, Cancer, Obituary, GBH, Christian Death, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Chameleons UK, The Danse Society, Love and Rockets, Lords of the New Church, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Sol Invictus, The Dream Academy, Danielle Dax, The Comateens, New Model Army, The Smiths, Joy Division, Specimen, Death In June, Bauhaus, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Adam and the Ants, Duran Duran, Pat Benatar, Saga, Warren G(REGULATORS!!!!), Ludacris, Afrika Bambatta and the Soulsonic Force, Peter shilling, Gary Numan, Massive Attack, Scandal, Swans, Big Black, Throbbing Gristle, Psychic TV, Sisters Of Mercy, Skinny Puppy, Cocteau Twins, Sex Pistols, Tank, The Damned, Menace, Sham 69, The Kickers, Cockney Rejects, Angelic Upstarts, Crass, Conflict, AYS, Omega Tribe, BGK, Rattus, Terveet Kadet, GG Allin, Sarcofago, Cripple Bastards, Sepultura, Ratos De Porao, Olho Seco, Armageddom, Los Violadores, Selfish, Negazione, Eu's Arse, Atavistic, Asbestos, Antisect, Sacrilege, Chaos UK, Deviated Instinct, SDS, Axegrinder, Bolt Thrower, Heresy, Misery, Celtic Frost/Hellhammer, Bathory, Onslaught, Ratt, Def Leppard, Saxon, Gary Moore, Pat Travers, Whitesnake(early), Tygers Of Pan Tang, Warlock, Witchfinder General, Blue Oyster Cult, Warning, Rush, King Crimson, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Can, Tangerine Dream, Pink Floyd, Chrome, Vangelis, Klaus Schulze, Dick Hyman, Blessed Death, Exciter, Voi Vod, Laaz Rockit, Krank, Faithful Breath, Axewitch, Nasty Savage, Razor, Coroner, Possessed, Backwater, Plasmatics, War of Destruction, Repulsion, Terrorizer, Impetigo, Exhumed, Carcass, Hellbastard, The State, Rapt, Warhead(Japan), Saint Vitus, High on Fire, Crucial Unit, Siege, Ripcord, Riistetyt, Appendix, Middle Class Fantasies, Slime, Vorkriegsphase, Betoncombo, Fear of God(the noise grind one), Patareni, Corrosive, Pungent Stench, Armia, Moskwa, Dezerter, Effigy, Defector, State of Alert, Case of Emergency(Woo!), Unholy Grave, Heart Attack(NYC), Zero Boys, Butthole Surfers, Sonic Youth(pre-1990), Mission of Burma, Articles of Faith, Husker Du(early), Meat Puppets(early), The Mob, The Sinyx, Actives, Icon AD, Criminal Justice, DIRT, X-Creta, Die Kreuzen, Jerry's Kids, SSD, Hated Youth, The Stalin, Urban Waste, MG15, Grave Digger(early), Vulcano, Death SS, Running Wild, Torch, Bulldozer, Malice, Armored Saint, Venom, Lama, Metal Church, Tyran Pace, Agent Steel, Wrath, Acid(Belgium), Samson, Angelwitch, DRI, Bad Brains, UBR, Asta Kask, Pekinska Patka, Toxoplasma, The Rude Kids, Nisses Notter, Snobbslakt, Noncens, Montrose, Kim Mitchell, Max Webster, Gamma, Sweet, Slade, Cheap Trick, Venom, Impaler, Baron Rojo, Picture, Heavy Load, Glory Bells Band, Candlemass, H-Bomb, Sortilege, Flames, Angel Dust(early), Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band, Witchcraft, Bob Dylan, Roky Erikkson...........a ridiculous variety of shit

Movies:

Bladerunner, Mad Max trilogy, From Russia With Love, Tango and Cash, Glory, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Conan the Barbarian, The Big Lebowski, 48 Hours, Akira, Heavy Metal, Curse of The Wolfman, Serpico, The Paralax View, Buckaroo Banzai, The Thing(John Carpenter Version), The Marathon Man, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Clockwork Orange, The Warriors, The Fly(1986 Version), Naked Lunch, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Frankenstein, Bride Of Frankenstein, Platoon, The Wild Bunch, Black Roses, Trick or Treat, Happy Accidents, Predator, Star Wars(the first trilogy, fuck the new ones), Pretty in Pink, Weird Science, River's Edge, Surf Nazis Must Die!, Assault on Precinct 13(the original), Suburbia, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Gummo, Dogtown and Z-Boys, American Movie, Dracula(Hammer 60's version), Goodfellas, New Jack City, Boyz N the Hood, Dawn of the Dead(1979 version), The Tin Drum, Eraserhead, Escape from New York, Wall Street, Brazil, Time Bandits, Life of Brian, Midnight Cowboy, The Exorcist, Repo Man(I got into punk rock because of this movie), The Passion of the Christ(only because I saw it in the theater while tripping my face off), The Manchurian Candidate, Seven Days in May, Dr. Strangelove, Wizards, The Hobbit(the old school animated one), The Seventh Seal, Zombie, Nekromantik, Ultimo Mondo Cannibale, The Harder they Come, Enter the Dragon, Fists of Fury, Drunken Master, Transformers: The Movie, GI Joe the Movie, Wild Zero, Battle Royale, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Cool Hand Luke......My fave movies are usually either really arty or extremely trashy b-movies or somewhere in between, or cult movies and on occaision the odd John Hughes type 80's movie

Television:

THE YOUNG ONES

Books:

Get In The Van- Henry Rollins, EVERYTHING by Kurt Vonnegut, EVERYTHING by William Gibson, The Heart of Darkness/ The Secret Sharer- Joseph Conrad, Crime and Punishment, The Idiot, Diary of a Madman and the Brothers Karamazov-Fyodor Dostoyevski(I read all four while in Juvie), The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, Anthem-Ayn Rand, Gimme Danger-the Life of Iggy Pop

Heroes:

People who make the world suck less or more exciting for me or help me pass the time

My Blog

I am a father (sort of) and other occurances

So yeah the other night(Wedsday I think) when I came home after I came home from drinking a lot at Bug Jar I watched some dumbess crackhead across the street get arrested.  I went and sat on...
Posted by Henry Mustard- Naked Wonder on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 08:25:00 PST

New job

Well in case i didn't tell anyone, I quit my job at Friendly's.  Well actually I just quit showing up, but whats the difference?  Anyways I landed myself a new one at the cafe at Rochester M...
Posted by Henry Mustard- Naked Wonder on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:21:00 PST

An update

So yeah for all of those who want to know, I have my own appt now with Ramen and it rules.  It's pretty cool man, I'm pretty fucking motivated to get my shit together and make money because money...
Posted by Henry Mustard- Naked Wonder on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:52:00 PST

Evicted Demo Tape=7" or something?

Who thinks someone should try to make a vinyl document of the Evicted "Live From Gacy's Basement" Demo?  I mean it's some pretty classic Rochester HC punk...........and more people need to hear t...
Posted by Henry Mustard- Naked Wonder on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:01:00 PST

Kind of confused right now............

So yeah..........I have this problem right now.   I just got hired washing dishes at Friendly's for $7 with 30hrs a week or so.  It's better pay and more hours than the movie theater jo...
Posted by Henry Mustard- Naked Wonder on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:45:00 PST

RIP Pumpkin: Greatest cat ever

Today is a really, really sad day for me.  My favorite of my three cats, Pumpkin(the orange one, for those who have been to my house and seen him) died yesterday while I was over at my friends Mi...
Posted by Henry Mustard- Naked Wonder on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 06:22:00 PST

101 Rules of "Hardcore"

This is funny because it's true 1) Be tough at all times.2) Never cheer after a show, only clap.3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sen...
Posted by Henry Mustard- Naked Wonder on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 12:49:00 PST

Real Rules of Hardcore

Real rules of hardcore 1. Have fun 2. Don't be pretentious 3. Be friendly 4. Don't take anything too personally 5. Have a sense of humor 6. Think for yourself 7. Question everything...........nothing ...
Posted by Henry Mustard- Naked Wonder on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 12:55:00 PST

Girlfriend Application(Take my life, please!)

OK I have finally bit the proverbial bullet here. Whats your Name:Age:Birthday:Location:Height:Weight:Eye color:Hair Color:Favorite Bands:Favorite Movies:Have you ever had sex before:Religion:Smoke?:D...
Posted by Henry Mustard- Naked Wonder on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 12:28:00 PST

An amusing story that I almost forgot

Hey everybody, gather round for story time with Heavy Metal Henry........... OK this little encounter, if you will, occured around........I think like March or February. It was after the show at bla...
Posted by Henry Mustard- Naked Wonder on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 08:18:00 PST