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Patrick-Kahn

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I'm a parentless bastard, I was growen from a test tube located at or near chernobyl. I stayed there until I was old enough to fly(they had jet packs). I snuck out one night, released the beast(if you will) from the harness, and made my escape. I don't remeber exactly how I made it here, but hell I'm here now so I'm going to stay. Plus the jet pack was destroyed when I crashed into that tree.
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"Gotta have faith....Get the fuck up"- Limp Bizkit
"Alone in the world was poor little Anne, as sweet a young child as you'de find"- Bobby Darin
"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away"- The Beatles
"Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you go till its gone. They paved paradise to put up a parking lot."- The Counting Crows
"And these nights I get high just from breathing, when I lie here with you..."- Something Corporate
She sits alone by a lamp post, tryin to find a thought that's escaped her mind"- Hottie and the Blowfish
"Now-a-days the songs on the radio all, all drive me crazy"- Sublime
"You have my heart in your hands, you have my heart so don't, don't let it go"- New Found Glory
"Kiss de girl.....Sing wit me now"- Sebastion on the Little Mermaid
"I'm not okay, I'm not O-fucking-kay!"- My Chemical Romance
'It's something unpredictable, but in the end there's right, I hope you have the time of your life"- Green Day
"Emergency, call 9-1-1, she's pissed off at everyone"- Good Charlotte
"You can't save me, you can't blame me"- Unwritten Law
"Love's good when it's right, bad when it's left in your memory"- Stacie Orrico
'If you just walked away, what could I really say, Would it matter anyway, it wouldn't change how you feel"- Staind
"Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really don't like you."- The Plain White T's
"You're crazy bitch, but you fuck so good I'm on top of it"- Buck Cherry
"Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday"- The Blood Hound Gang
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You are simple, unique and can be very powerful, in a good way.
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what makes u loveable
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your loving and caring eyes
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You know you want me!!!!!! Just admit it!!!
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When your having sex your thinking of me
How often do you think of me? Every time you have sex
How obsess are you with me? You carrie my picture with you at all times
What would you do for me? You would lie and steal for me
If you had me right in front of you right now what would you do? Take my picture
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85.00% Sexiness Level

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Not sure, I'm not even sure who I am most of the time.
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Your kiss is ... gentle
Your hugs are ... gentle
Your eyes ... could move mountains
Your touch is ... sensational
Your smell is ... lovely
Your smile is ... hypnotising
Your love is ... much desired
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What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
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91.00% Kissing Skill Level

83.00% Cuddling Skill Level

99.00% Sex Skill Level

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What kind of person are you??
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You are a(n)..... YOUR MY LOVE...........you hold on to what we have and you never what to let go even if that means hurting yourself!
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Movies:

the pne's when the delivery guy comes over, chick answers door " don't have enough money to pay" then i'm like.....dude's like " gotta pay somehow" and then this bad ass music plays. yeah those are the best.

Television:

thats not funny I'm blind and partially deaf...........how can i have a fav of anything you can't see or hear.......how about that one show that's all blacked out and sounds like it's under water.

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I reads the bible and the bible alone. The good word is all I needs. Yes sir for the books of man are viel and filthy. Those books taint the mind of us christians too heathenistic pegans. Full of war, murder, sex, and sinners.Yes sir those contraptions are evil. Word after word of blasphemy. Then they force our younglings into the flames themselves. Teaching the false prophets of math and science. Drilling those dispicalbe acts of Galieo and that anti-christ; sorry lord Jesus, Darwin. I refuse to go into those demonic notions. Lord Jesus, please forgive these monsters for their worship of false idols. And let these flames devour those wicked thoughts. Save the minds of your flock from these wretched words etched on this fiber. Thank you now throw those books in that flame. Lets purge ourselves from there damning grip. just kidding. http://www.freewebs.com/patrick-kahn/index.htm
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C.Montgomery Burns........excellent

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Posted by Patrick-Kahn on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:01:00 PST

Population Control--Tales of Drew 's 6,7,8

Tales of Drew 6 by $Dexter.Com$ In the year 2210 America had a great war with in herself!! Population control was the goal trying to achive. So they closed down all the borders. Making immagration aga...
Posted by Patrick-Kahn on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 05:30:00 PST

Population Control: Ultimate Genocide(w/Patrick-Kahn)

Population Control: Ultimate Genocide overlay 2by Patrick-Kahn There comes a time when adaption and imunity goes too far. When it forgets that something is needed to keep it line. Eliminate natrul die...
Posted by Patrick-Kahn on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 05:01:00 PST

Population Control:Ultimate Genocide

0013{the button pusher;number selector} by Patrick-Kahn Hello, Mr 0013 is here to sign in please. Thank you. Oh tell our boren offcial that yes infact I have arrived. Huh, oh sorry my dear, I'm Mr. 00...
Posted by Patrick-Kahn on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:36:00 PST

Population Control:Ultimate Genocide

1113 Just a grabber by Patrick-kahn Oh boyy; it's time to go and gather the damned. Come on, get up 1113. This only happens but once every few years, it's not like it's everyday. Hopefully you wont ge...
Posted by Patrick-Kahn on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:19:00 PST

a break from pop. to a questionaire

Don't be affraid, I can't bite through the computer;yet. YOU CAN ASK ME SiX QUESTIONS::1.2.3.4.5.6.No matter how random, reveling, rude or pointless__________________________________________________I ...
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Population Control-A Tale From an Inhabiant-

My little 8431024 by Patrick-Kahn No! This isn't happening. This can't be. Why couldn't it be mine they picked? Why did it have to be my princess 8431024? There has to be away to swap the numbers. Giv...
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Population Control- Tale's of Drew- 's 3,4,and 5

Tales of Drew 3 by $dexter.com$ 64210015 is in the house!! Once again. Cold chillin' as I walk passed the " button pusher" without a worry. Ha!! Mother-fucker, good luck on pulling my number. Making m...
Posted by Patrick-Kahn on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:01:00 PST

Slogans and quoets including FTOD

Because Ftod is Complicated Enough.Moms Like You Choose Ftod. Semper Ftod.Good To The Last Ftod.With A Name Like Ftod, It Has To Be Good.Little. Yellow. Different. Ftod.Have a Break. Have a Ftod.Leave...
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Population Control:Ultimate Genocide "Tales of Drew" 1 and 2 by $dexter.com$

"Tales of Drew" #1by $DEXTER.COM$ My name is 64210015, or you can call me drew. Prisoner on island called America. A place where freedom lives in the past. And the chances of living pass 40 are one in...
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