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I was born to Spanish immigrants who made what little money they could get by taking care of animals in the traveling circus. In the early years I spent a great deal of my youth traveling from town to town with said traveling circus.During this time a variety of terrible incidents occurred involving an elephant and several out of season cabbages. I was rescued by a little man named “Apples” who up until recently had been used for target practice by the British Navy. We became fast friends and went on many adventures together. During one of these adventures “Apples” and I saved T-Box the “combustible” clown from certain destruction at the hands of several angry Mormons. T-Box and I spent a great deal of time honing our musical skills and soon developed a fascination for all things Motley Crue...