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Jason

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About Me


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well...for...1)i think george w. bush is an asshole- and....,2)i hate country music....i like city music...3)i think sports are for latent homosexuals who want to be close to each other.(no thanx) 4)like i said, sports is for latent homosexuals who want to be close to each other. even worse,wrestling (wrastling as some say)is a lame excuse for a sport so that makes it even more gay.(nope,...no thank you,...ill prefer to pass) 5)i drink cheap beer and have this CRAZY fascination with the discovery channel. 6)i lie about my age...don't you??? ;) 7)i would like to fold a map so only California and New York are the only TWO United States in America! 8)im seriously considering trading in all my guitars for guns and going to fight in the IRAQ war for a while to let off a LITTLE steam.(i have to get out of this desolate wasteland town i live in) 9)most people take drugs to be different...I TAKE THEM TO BE NORMAL! 10)ive got 3 legal last names...(i just use the one that me sound most upper class!)p.s. oh jeah...i live fast and die slow...

My Interests

music,planets,stars,archaelolgy,electronic music,electronica,electro,music.

I'd like to meet:

fake people,loud people,hollywood cool guy name droppers,wannabee actors,groupies,inspired models,posers,musicians that talk about deals all day,musicians that talk about THEMSELVES all day,people that "hang with" Paris Hilton or her crack head friend(nichole whatever).People that "hang with" Monte Lipman(or any other asshole from Universal Records),The guy that blows leaves with that loud ass machine by my window at 8 a.m. every morning,George W. Bush,the parking meter guy,my ex-music attorney,the owner of Guitar Center hollywood,a customer service rep. from SPRINT,off-duty policemen,my real "dad",the architect of the 405 freeway,Van Nuys court house judges,the inventor of Pepper Gas,the inventor of the Taser Stun Gun,Shepard Smith,whoever came up with the idea of THE DMV,and of course,...The I.R.S.

Music:

MUSIC=starvation+addiction+abuse+prostitution+suicide...suic ide+prostitution+abuse+addiction+starvation=MUSIC

Movies:

ILL WAIT TILL IT COMES OUT ON VCR-beta

Television:

YEH,...I'VE HEARD OF IT.IVE BEEN CHECKING OUT ALL THE YARD SALES LATELY TO TRY AND SCORE A GOOD DEAL ONE OF THOSE THINGS....ITS A A .T.TV. RIGHT?

Books:

I COOKED THEM ALL WHeN I SOLD MY LAST BUSINESS,BUT ILL SEE IF I CAN FIND ONE THAT I MISSED-

Heroes:

phil anselmo and mike patton...and no-one else you know...