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About Me

50% music guy / 50% frat guy. and my blogs are funny. no, really.

My Interests

i love the local music scene. people piss and moan that it sucks around here. nonsense. is there a lot of trash? yes, but with a little sifting you'll find some amazing stuff. totally worh it. and i shoot pool. often.

I'd like to meet:

someone that can teach me how to change the code on this page so i can program this section to be titled "who i'd like to meat."

i think that'd be funny.

Music:

Mr. Bungle to cock rock, Go-Go's to Duran Duran, Billy John to Elton Joel, Dwight Yoakam to Phantom Pranet (I have a lot of Japanese friends. well, just one and he hates when i make fun of his accent.)

Movies:

weird science. the movie made up entirely of words that break the I before E rule. better off dead. dazed and confused. the first time i saw it, i just rewound it and watched it again. rewound it. yes, it was that long ago. anchorman. "i'm kind of a big deal." can that really be topped for pick up lines. i've been trying. best i've come up with is "i think it's rude to fart during a blow job." the results are pending.

Television:

The State, Northern Exposure,

Books:

anything by Kurt Vonnegut. maybe some Illuminatus trilogy.

Heroes:

to the occasion.

My Blog

the dialog in my head

i was heading out to see a show last night and poured a beer into an empty Arrowhead bottle for the walk. i told you i was a frat guy. at least i didn't steal a sign for my wall on the way home. as...
Posted by J on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:54:00 PST

praise god

for this: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1018842 7 seriously, what a pain in the ass he was....
Posted by J on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:02:00 PST

i can't believe

i'm sitting at work waiting for traffic to go away and i'm listening to a vinyl record of a band i honest to god loathed back in the day. but i've had this song in my head all damn day. yo...
Posted by J on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:49:00 PST

Yes Sir.

wow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUg7Jnn7AAk
Posted by J on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:40:00 PST

porn title

there's a gay porn theater not far from my home. the titles on the marque are awesome. i came up with one for them: Pirates of the Hairy Rear End starring: Johnny Deep, Whore-man-go ...
Posted by J on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

dolphin free tuna

i wasn't aware i'd been paying for it.(yeah, i know that jokes pretty late, but i still like it.)
Posted by J on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:00:00 PST

crickets

so as many of you may know i love my house. location. landlords. price could be less, but it's doable. and since i've repainted almost all of it, it's a pretty cheery little place. there's one f...
Posted by J on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:55:00 PST

Vonnegut

quiet.my fav author checked out today. kinda thought he would live forever. he was 84. i actually thought he was older than that.my senior year in high school (back when a lot of you were 5) i had ...
Posted by J on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:35:00 PST

Parker Lewis Can't Lose

Jay Goin Can't Win.so. . . .i go out friday. have fun. get food. walk home. upon returning home, i look across the street to where my car was parked. my car's sitting 6 feet to the left and mangl...
Posted by J on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

the use of "an" with words beginning with "h"

drives me fucking nuts.i'm reading a blurb on Nancy Pelosi being the first ho to take over as House Leader. she's quoted "this is an historic achievement. . . ." ugh. this is right up there with "nu...
Posted by J on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:42:00 PST