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About Me

You Are 84% Pure
You're so pure ... you make a nun look like a whore!
There's a lot of life's dark side left for you to experience... if you want to. The 100 Question Purity Test

My Interests

moss, walking, the woods, trees, house plants, francis, dead pheasant in the alley

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Fancy-Lettuce and Robert Crumbcake trees luke snake truth funny lovey friendy catch phrase

Music:

Tartit: Abacabok and Ichichila,Mogollar, Shirley Collins, Debris', Mulatu of Ethiopia, Bruce Haack, Dando Shaft, Anne Briggs, Pearls Before Swine, Sandy Denny, Social Climbers, Love, Roxy Music, Faust, Os Mutantes, Twinkeyz, Vashti Bunyan, David Bowie, Gong, Monks, Pere Ubu, Needle Nosed Pliers, Electric Eels, Urinals, Silver Apples, T-Rex, SPARKS, Piranha-p's and Clony-d's, Residents, Blondie,Tuxedo Moon, MX-80 Sound, Snakefinger, Gina X Performance, Brian Eno, Can, The Cars, Devo, Captain Beefheart, the Mirrors, Michael Yonkers, Franco Battiato, Bert Jansch, Catherine Ribeiro & Alpes, Midwinter, Miles Davis, the Beach Boys, Alice Cooper, Contortions, Bauhaus, Donovan, Adam and the Ants, Areski & Brigitte Fontaine, Black Sabbath, Patsy Cline, Chopin, Cocteau Twins, Arzachel, Dead Can Dance

Movies:

the Gate, Howard the Duck

Television:

Blue Planet, Arrested Development, Simpsons, Futurama, Ninja Warrior

Books:

reference, children's, fairy tales

Heroes:

Mother Nature

My Blog

let's go to red robin and look at all the crazy crap

am: if i did your initials... well... you would be ss...ss: that's no good.am: that's no good we gotta change your initials. what should we change 'em to.ss: where are you doing this? that's weird.am:...
Posted by a.m. on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:07:00 PST

have you ever smelled the bottom of your own nose?

Hi again. I am over here at the Roberts' residence and I just got done tossing a baby around and eating many different side-kickers. Ari's asleep like a little angel. Let's see how Kelly is doin...
Posted by a.m. on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:03:00 PST

makin' cookies magic once more

Alright. Meet my mother, please.me: are you sleeping mom?mom: off and on... are you? me: no, i don't think so. I'm typing.mom: you're typing in your sleep?me: maybe. are you talking in your sleep?mom:...
Posted by a.m. on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:04:00 PST

the Halloween Miracle

It's been a long, long time dear readers. I hope I still got it. Here goes: This is a real conversation between two people who's identities have been protected by making up stupid fake names. we'...
Posted by a.m. on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:47:00 PST

visiting with pregnant women and sweaty armpits

A: Are you ready? J: mmhmm...wait, does this mean I have to have a conversation with you? A: yes. J: Soy Joy. K: Do you guys wanna listen to a record? A: Yes! J: No! K: I still have my hair up because...
Posted by a.m. on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:30:00 PST

the moocat goes meow it certainly does

bc: I can't believe I'm going to a party and there's a car in my backseat. am: ugh bc: ugh. load, load. (whispers Andrea) am: Mandrea? bc: don't call me a man, drea. Don't ruin this moment. I sent you...
Posted by a.m. on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 07:07:00 PST

Kites are fun and other tales of the Mystic Kabbala

Actual conversation between Toby Greenbeans and Dink Rhinola: D.R.: Ummm...So its a good thing I deleted all of those anti-semitic remarks you made. TGB: Thanks Dink. Jew jokes stink. Call me a Fink! ...
Posted by a.m. on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:00:00 PST

you'd better check the facts about swimming

A: Hey Bill. B: Hmm? A:Whatcha doin'? B: Crackin' open a can of Coke. A: No you're not. B: Tea leaf festival. Six cherries. A: How soon is now? B: Back when Noah's Ark was full of criminals. A:...
Posted by a.m. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Balinese masks make great ashtrays and friends

Ok, I know many of you out there have been waiting patiently for me to Blog once again. Some of you, not so patient. I can't tell you how many emails I get on a daily basis saying things like, "Hey, A...
Posted by a.m. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Situationist Statute and friends.

A: So... Bill and Kelly are out of town for the week, huh? A: Guess so. What do you think we should do? A: The logical thing would be to rent a fog machine, run around the house naked, build a giant s...
Posted by a.m. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST