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Patty Smacks

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Liberal, Exuberant, Vivacious, Witty Tiny faggot. I dislocated my knee cap dancing to MJ's Billy Jean. Gold Star Winner SofNS 2005, "Drop it Like it's Hot"

My Interests

shake your butt and dance MUSIC, dancing, ballet, sailing, softball, volleyball, broomball, rockclimbing, camping, walking running jumping, DANCING, hot glue, super glue, things that sparkle, water, good food, drinks, cocktails, fashion, home renovation, FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT AGAINST ALL THINGS EVIL WRONG 'N' RIGHT WING, musical theatre, MOVIES, Vanity Fair Magazine, photography, painting, arts and crafts, geography, travel, speaking spanish, history, FRIENDS, FAMILY oh and monster truck rallies.

I'd like to meet:

gay lions.

Music:

i LIKE EVERYTHING AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU WANT TO STICK YOUR HEAD IN AN OVEN.

Movies:

Real Genius, 9 to 5, Steel Magnolias, Jumpin Jack Flash, Aliens, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Mean Girls, Moulan Rouge, Pixar Flix, MA Vie En Rose, Beautiful Thing, Billy Elliot, Any Scary vampire, or supernatural or space age pschological thriller, and movies with religious dogma thrillers. AND any movie done by Christopher Guest. total Cinephile

Television:

Brothers and Sisters, Project Runway, ER, My Life on the D List, Grey's Anatomy, Drawn Together, Dexter, Weeds,

Books:

Whatever David Sedaris has written latley, Christopher Rice Novels, How I learned to Snap: Kirk Read, Creepy Susie, Running with Scissors. My Atlas.

Heroes:

I am inspired by many but I am my own Super Hero!