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Kristen

About Me

Good design, chilled vodka, house music all night long

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Homestarrunner or Edward Norton. Justin Theroux's monobrow. Hot computer geeks. PBS fanatics. Urban lumberjacks.

My Blog

3 decades, and where to find a Dark and Stormy in MPLS

I've now logged a whopping 30 years on this planet. look forward to it kids, it really is groovy.and if you're searching doggedly, as am I, for a semi-fucking-respectable bar that serves a Dark and St...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 19:57:00 GMT

sexy produce

the half-empty bag of spinach on my desk right now says rather prominently on the package "YOUNG & TENDER". do I really feel _that_ way about spinach? subconsciously, when I'm in the grocery store...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:12:00 GMT

delicious grog

My new constant companion...Dark and Stormy2 oz. good dark rum (none of that Captain/Bacardi crap)Ginger beer (preferably Reed's regular strength)Ice, rum, top off with ginger beer in a rocks glass. G...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:09:00 GMT

the latest moratoriums (or, I'm really tired and cranky)

1. Misuse of UggsI consider it bad enough that these poor, relatively harmless pieces of footwear have to be soundly abused by the masses. Boiling point was reached yesterday when I witnessed an egreg...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:19:00 GMT

shuffling off this mortal coil, gonzo style

When dear Dr. Hunter S. Thompson blasted his way off this planet on February 20th, 2005 (my younger brother's birthday, alas), I mourned for many days in the company of strong drink. He is one of my b...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 21:31:00 GMT

rock lobster

I go batty for old B-52's songs, sometimes so much so I have to be subdued by nearby concerned friends, who take my B52's records from me and place them safely out of view and also remove any sharp ob...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:12:00 GMT

so funky, you'll want to wash

this fancy luddite still runs iTunes v.1.0, but i can still find ample use for the relic, most recently by tuning in wefunkradio.com. it's been on continuous play for the last two days as I grumpily ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Aug 2005 22:59:00 GMT