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Myriad

I would like to date a cute girl like you and get you pregnant a few times

About Me

I'm a work of art still drying on canvas My worst enemy is myself and I battle that more then I'd like. I think too much, thoughts a constant laundry mat in my head, and there is nothing more blissful then a still mind. Life is confusing, transitioning and sometimes I really wonder if I'll accomplish that list I've set for myself, but then again what's the point of languishing and accepting lesser awards in this wonderful thing we call life. I am spiritual without the judgments of religion

I live my life by lists, otherwise little would be accomplished. I'm silly, ridiculously socially awkward, but have embraced my idiosyncrasies, celebrate them and enjoy the eccentricities in other true individuals. I like to study people and people watching is a spectators sport of choice. I prefer to be single then in a relationship. Though I am a highly sexualized person,an intimate relationship provides more then shallow ships passing in the night. I am a walking contradiction.
Most people don't get my sense of humor and don't know how to take me at first. I've managed to morph and change myself countless times, yet still partially stay the same on the foundation. I'm shy, prefer a book to a concert, but can work a crowd when I need to. I am at my best under the worst of conditions, and don't believe in coincidence or fate. Everything happens for a reason and that reason is to learn and not repeat mistakes like a broken record. I don't believe in chaining myself to any place or person, but am a disciple to the concept of respect, trust, love, camaraderie.
I am a chronic thanker and complimenter for I feel many prefer to share the negative as opposed to the positive in others.
Those who are inspired are those I love to learn from. We really are our own group. I am a word smith and don't feel right when I go a day without writing. It is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. I prefer murder, mayhem, sex, death, drugs, the dark side of the human condition so far. It is my therapy, exercise the dark so I can enjoy the life. I want to be a successful fiction writer when I grow up.
I'm weird, accepted that I'm weird, and just have a good old time being weird. Its fun, normality seems pretty damn dull. I'm new to the Louisville area. It is so exciting and scary at the same time. Life is meant to be lived and learned from. One thing I've learned, if someone does something kind for you, it should be addressed. Be grateful for the unique people in this world, good, bad, beautiful and ugly. They all have something to teach you.

My Interests

I AM A HUGE SMARTASS. Weight lifting, hiking with my dog, Vati, sports (basketball, soccer, flag football), basically anything that requires mesh shorts. Running out and causing mayhem in crowded bars and sneaking otu the back. Massage Therapist. I like to jump down 40 foot rock walls connected to a suspension cord. I LOVE LIFE. Literary Dope Fiend. Self-Help. Fantasy. Basically anything except stereo instructions. The metaphysical fasinates me. I like getting lost in the woods on fall days. New experiences and learning from them. Inside I'm one of those people who really think everyone is inherently good.

I'd like to meet:

If you can make me cock my head and tense my eyebrows when I look at you. If my eyes start to follow you across the room becuase you are an enigma to me. You have my interest. If you are kind and respect me, you have my compassion. If you earn my trust, there is nothing I won't do to help you. If you are all three things, then there is a good chance you can have me if you want me.

Music:

Alternative, Blues, Classical, Doo Woop, Electronica, Funk, Gyrating Beats, Hippy Shit, Independent, Jazz, Kalidiscope Rythem, Lullabies, Metal, New Age, Operatic, Punk, Queer Lyrics, Rock, Showtunes, Tool, Underrount, Violent Femmes, Wayward Ballads, XXX, Yesterday's Music, Zappa

Movies:

House of Sand and Fog, Magnolia, Braveheart, Adaptation, basically something with a decent plot and well developed characters, the makings of any good piece of fiction.

Television:

Try to stay away from it except for Six Feet Under and the National Geographic Channel. If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a HUGE dork and love it.

Books:

Charles Bukowski!!!, his prose... NOT his poetry. Beyond genius.. yet he gives me unclean thoughts and Jesus comes down and bitchslaps me. Anne Rice, James Ellroy, Chuck Palaniuk, Pauline Reage, Henry Miller, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Oscar Wilde, Daniel Quinn, Louise Erdrich, Stephen King (Trite I know, but the man is the worlds best selling author for a reason... read the Dark Tower series)., J.R.R. Tolkin, Steinbeck, Hemingway, Anais Nin, Edward Falco, Chitra Divakaruni, Mark Z. Danielewski, Huxely, Tom Wolfe, Hunter S. Thompson, Ginesburg, Osho, Alice Walker, Margarat Atwood, Joyce Carol Oates, Douglas Adams, Gore Vidal, Orson Scott Card, Frank Herbert, Anthony Burgess, Tin House Literary Magazine, Zeotrope All-Story Literary Magazine, Night Train Literary Magazine... I'm sure I'm leaving a bunch of folks out, but don't make me think. As long as its well written... I like it. Any suggestions... just tell me..

Heroes:

Anyone who gets to play with puppets for a living.

My Blog

Things you dont say or do during coital activities.

Never ever buy one of those veiny black dildos molded for women who'd popped 5 chitlins out of their vaginas. I'd rather have Godzilla do me up the butt then face one of those puppies.Please vacate t...
Posted by Myriad on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:26:00 PST

Familial Etchings

That's one funny thing about the past... it never seems to go away. Its etched in our minds and in our hearts until its subliminal humming flashes in our brains in ultraviolet and we see we are turni...
Posted by Myriad on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:58:00 PST

Emergency Shutdown (Part 1)

Just so I don't start neglecting my blog again.. here's a draft of a personal essay I'm working on. Its just part of a draft and shall most likely be greatly changed by the time I'm happy with it.It ...
Posted by Myriad on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:25:00 PST

We have no future, only the present.

Well I just woke up, hiding out in my step-sister's former room. Oh Cincinnati, its been a couple of weeks since I've been back and can now definitely say it is no longer my home. That and my father...
Posted by Myriad on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:19:00 PST

Thought Thief

You know I could be spinning my wheels right now. There is a very real chance that I should have nothing to bitch about.. but... still there is that grrrr....I've been "modeling" for about 7 or so mo...
Posted by Myriad on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 10:05:00 PST

Vlog: If I had a dick, I would not stick it in that!!!

This is a reactionary vlog to some rather unsavory comments I've been getting on my YouTube account for the past three months.Then I start ranting about darwinism and the sexual revolution.. yeah ADD ...
Posted by Myriad on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:39:00 PST

So How Does this Courtship Thing Work Anyway... The Insomniac Addition

.I was asked out on an official like date today and the boy is smart,getting his Masters, hot as heck and works with crazy people for a living.I have thing for collecting stories about crazy people an...
Posted by Myriad on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:59:00 PST

The funniest fucking thing on the face of the planet

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Posted by Myriad on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:02:00 PST

What is the price of Hawaii....

I just saw an artist buddy of mine that I sometimes do bodywork on... oh nothing ohhh ahhh or remotly kinky about it. He's a tattoo artist.. his shoulders are fucked.. I dig my elbows into him.. he la...
Posted by Myriad on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:22:00 PST

The Problem with not having a Wee Wee... or Ladies, just leave the Seats up.

Ever since I was a wee wee oneI wanted a penis for one reason.Now don't get me wrong, I really like being a girlWider wardrobe option without out having to put the sexuality on the line is certainly a...
Posted by Myriad on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:41:00 PST