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I, Vendor

You build dogsleds.

About Me

When I was a kid, I thought it was a little weird to wear sweatpants to school. I wore jeans. Now I don't wear jeans. I wear sweatpants, and I resent those kids for knowing what was up twenty years before I did.

My Interests

I provide Pepsi for the graveyard set at a local chicken factory. They don't make chickens there, they kill them. They kill 130,000 of them. A day. I finally got up the nerve to ask someone how they kill the chickens. "Well, they hang them upside down by their legs. Then they go through some sort of scalder, which burns their feathers off. And something in the scalder cuts their heads off, too." Awesome. I have a feeling that if anyone there finds out I'm a vegetarian, I'm going to end up in the scalder, too.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who knows how to ask for spicy pork rinds nicely.

Music:

Tim Barry writes some sad fucking songs. I'm into that.

Movies:

The American Astronaut is the next movie you watch.

Television:

Looney Tunes. Especially that episode where Bugs and Fudd sing The Barber of Seville.

Books:

A Time To Die, by Tom Wicker.

Heroes:

Fake bologna, pepper jack, lettuce, tomato, and mayo makes a pretty good hero. I can also go for a grilled veggie hero as well.

My Blog

The best nickname offer ever.

It kind of sucks when it's Tuesday, and something happens, something good, something so good that I immediately know that it's the best thing that will happen all week. Five days to go, and nothing c...
Posted by Permanent Vacation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Goddamn fingerpaints 'n' shit.

Here's the score: I'm supposed to be coming up with a list of supplies and materials for summer camp this year. Last time I did this, I just poked through a box of random crap and picked out what I w...
Posted by Permanent Vacation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rumsfeld, Rummy, Rummy DP, Yummy PMP.

Everyone wants Rumsfeld to resign. I think this whole thing is shortsighted. I want the whole administration to resign. I want the government to resign. Except for the part that distributes my pay...
Posted by Permanent Vacation on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST