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tj

About Me

WANTED: jobs that don't take all of my time and pay me handsomely.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a lightning bolt.

My Blog

just a suggestion...

perhaps we can change the definition of  blind date to something like: Being blind to the fact that one is on a date; usually one sided perspective.hmm?  okay, then it's settled.  ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:58:00 GMT

I may be the next step in the evolution of man/womankind

Yesterday I realized ALL lymphnodes on my body were swollen and sore. Well shit, am I sick? All sorts of things come to mind, I am tired... well my nose is runny. but I am always tired and I have a...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 11:24:00 GMT

even steven

Portland, good or bad?  I don't think either really.  Pretty even. I have made some new friends- lots of them are from Ithaca. I have opened my mouth - an inane amount of hot dogs went ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:54:00 GMT

I am willing

Dear God,Please stop hitting me with cars.I swear I will do your bidding; unless it is to be hit by more cars.Amen,Theresa
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 20:39:00 GMT

charma

First of all, leeann is one of the funniest people ever. in all the land. ever.Second of all i have been on a karma kick. I lost my phone in the downtown streets of portland and someone found it and t...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 15:50:00 GMT

cancerous

I don't think myspace is healthy.  I think it contains carcinogens.  My deepest regrets to liz franke.
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:48:00 GMT

liz franke!!!

yo !!  the corruption is complete.  liz franke is on this space.  my space to be specific... i am the only space she is on.  change that.  her name is elizabeth.  ge...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:57:00 GMT