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Tristan Snadwhich

Time to make the donuts.

About Me


And presidents
And billionaires
And generals
They'll never know
What I have owned!
What I have owned...
I'm a wonderlust king!

I'm really tired of dishonest people. Generally I know when I'm being lied to and if it's a big deal it makes me ill. I hate it. I'm honest so if people would just reciprocate, that would be nice.

The internet is serious business.

Wouldn't it be cool to have a zene?
I'd like a scanner so I could show you some of my drawings.
Once I get a new camera I'll show you some photographs too.

.. Dirt Nasty - "1980" on FunnyOrDie.com ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Good people.My heroes.

Music:


I like nearly everything. I'm opinionated, I'm just not an elitist prick about it.
The Toy Dolls
William Fitzsimmons
The Unseen
Tenacious D
Angel City Outcasts
Bright Eyes
The Postal Service And Death Cab For Cutie (Benjamin Gibbard)
Tupac Shakur
John Lennon
Gogol Bordello
The Misfits (old and new, suck it)
A Global Threat
Daft Punk
Justice too (fuck you it's fun)
A.F.I.
Bob Marley
Guns 'n' Roses
Warrant
Poison
Def Leppard
Ratt

Some of my amazing friends are also amazing musicians.

Heroes:

ARTISTS
Ilan I love him forever.

Salvador Dali

Eugene Hütz

Joe Strummer

John Lennon

Tupac Shakur

Hunter S. Thompson

My Blog

Homeward bound and the anticipation is killing me.

I'm about 200 miles away from Los Angeles and it's almost light out. Being gone has made me realize how much I miss my friends, and now leaving Vegas is hard too, because there are some really stand-u...
Posted by Tristan Snadwhich on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:59:00 PST

Carlos Mencia is f-f-f-f-frauuud.

Carlos Mencia ( AKA Ned Holness AKA "poor Ned, the fake-Mexican, half-German, horrible comedian") has this amazing ability to blatantly steal people's jokes and fuck them over, yet stay on the air and...
Posted by Tristan Snadwhich on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:21:00 PST

I didn't need to read your outgoing text messages to figure out what you're talking about.

 Your addictive personality and obsession with ingratiation is a pretty big burden. I'd rather you were honest about the fact that you buy cocaine with our friends and do it even when I'm around....
Posted by Tristan Snadwhich on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:51:00 PST

Here's to Independence Day

Woodley Avenue is full of interesting smells. Mostly urine and garbage, but for a block and a half straight all I could smell was fresh Drum tobacco. My dad is the only person I know who uses that kin...
Posted by Tristan Snadwhich on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 04:26:00 PST

You should make a tubes account so we can share stuff.

This is Tristan, not a bot. I was watching Diggnation and they mentioned this site called tubesnow.com, it distributes this completely free program where you can basically share files with all your bu...
Posted by Tristan Snadwhich on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:35:00 PST

The Managed to shoot this guy 81 times and even hit their own dog.

And then they had the dog airlifted out while the man bled to death. ...
Posted by Tristan Snadwhich on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:48:00 PST

This girl...Oh boy I have a new hobby.

Read this from TOP to BOTTOM.----------------- Original Message -----------------From: ..I Love Him To Much For Words To ExplainDate: Nov 26 2006 8:45 PMhey whats up?----------------- Original Message...
Posted by Tristan Snadwhich on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:48:00 PST

PHOTOGRAPHY. Because I can.

These are photos I've taken since around Christmas, I don't put any real effort into it and I know I'm not that good, I just think it's fun and now that it's nearly completely cost-less I figure I mig...
Posted by Tristan Snadwhich on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:31:00 PST

Talking to Naoki.

 Naoki: That reminds me of the meteor from  you know what Me: Why say "you know what" when we both know you're talking about the metor from final fantasy seven? Naoki: I just didn't wanna' ...
Posted by Tristan Snadwhich on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:50:00 PST

Hahahah Tristan

 Don't name them Tristan (Tristen, Trystan, Tristin). 1. If you have a boy everyone will tell him it's a girl name. 2. If you have a girl everyone will tell her it's a boys name 3. It's easy to m...
Posted by Tristan Snadwhich on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:32:00 PST