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Jersey Sucks

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Devilfish signed my book!

Music:

Can't stop shaking, musta been trippin this evening

Movies:

You're killing me, Smalls

Television:

"Which one do you take care of first when you wake up in the morning and the paint's peeling, your curtains are missing and the water's boiling. None of them cus the building's on fire!""You drank all the coffee in your house before five in the morning?" "Big gulps, lots of sugar.""SMOKE!" "Not now Jerry"
Now Playing:
peter hates the godfather video"Butter your bacon!..... Bacon up that sausage, boy!" "But dad, my heart hurts."

Books:

"I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon's... backside"

Heroes:

If I could be a superhero, I would be Awesome Man