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About Me

I am a programmer at a teleservices company. I have a sweet rottweiler. She is 8 years old and starting to get gray hair. I was born in Los Alamos, NM . . . moved to Irvine, CA . . . and ended up in Omaha, NE. If you want to know anything else, just ask.

My Interests

wakeboarding, swimming, volleyball, music, cooking, reading, poetry, tattoos, martial arts, target-shooting, soccer, horseback riding, camping, fishing, BBQs, and beer.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

I love all kinds . . . literally.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Fight Club, Hero, Shaolin Wheel of Life (not really a movie, but a great Kung-Fu Spectacular), Amelie, the Kill Bills, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Snatch, Battle Royale, Superbad, etc.

Television:

Rome, Sex and the City, Family Guy, Will and Grace, Law and Order, Lost, Scrubs.

Books:

Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, Diary, Choke, the Gunslinger, Violin, Slaughterhouse Five

Heroes:

This sounds cheesy, but . . . my Dad. He grew up poor and on a farm, put himself through college, got his Master's in Mechanical Engineering and later became a computer programmer. Not to mention, he is a just an all round great guy and an awesome dad.

My Blog

God I love her so much!

She is the funniest little girl. I love her so much. I took her for a family get together not too long ago. Here are some pics . . . ...
Posted by Kelly on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 04:15:00 PST

Two midgets walk into a bar . . .

Two midgets go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first midget, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse b...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 03:49:00 PST

My Big Bro

My brother and his family are supposed to be moving to Omaha soon! I can't wait. He is finally getting out of the Marines after 8 yrs. I am really looking forward to seeing my niece....
Posted by Kelly on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 08:26:00 PST

joke of the day . . .

What did one saggy boob said to the other saggy boob? "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Saturday afternoon . . .

Well, I heard that some of my friends had accounts with myspace, so I thought I would check it out. ...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST